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axelcat · 07-29-2005, 09:17 AM

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Rinaldo · 07-29-2005, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

I guess, I should also say, that back in the day, telling a girl you did porn got either got you laid at some point, or looked at like you were scum.

It was usually looked at scum, but the ones that liked it, really liked it you were in porn.

Yup, lots of us came from UF, shit I can name 12 guys off the top of my head. We all ran into eachother on accident.
Pornjester and I had heard stories about eachother from other girls at keg parties, one time I'm about to go fuck some chick that thought I was a pro because I "worked in porn" (I had a small tgp... but whatever lol) So I'm walking by and someone else says "Look another porn guy" and I turn and there's pornjester.... it's crazy how we're either kicked in the face or praised, in that town we were praised.

Pornojunkies shirts I could have sold for 100 bucks, I sold my Porncity shirt for 75 at the ale house. And used the hats to close out 2 outstanding tabs I had at teh swamp. lol

JD · 07-29-2005, 10:26 AM

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Satisfaction · 07-29-2005, 10:57 AM

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DatingGold · 07-29-2005, 11:14 AM

great stories!

Satisfaction · 07-29-2005, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

great stories!

i want to hear more

billywatson · 07-30-2005, 12:10 AM

I am in Von's the other day. Me and a black lady, age 50 (or so). She asks, out of the blue, what I do for a living. My standard answers are all lies. Today I decide to see what happens if I tell the truth.

Me: I make movies.
Lady: What, are you a grip or something?
Me: Or something.
Lady: Can you tell me what movie? (She names a film currently in production...big budget Tom-Cruise type of movie)
Me: I can't tell. No.
Lady: A secret! PLEASE TELL! (smiles)
Me: (Whispering in her ear) - I make dirty movies.
Slience. She smiles.
Lady: Are you in them?
Me: Sometimes.
Silence. She smiles.
Lady: Oh wow! That's great!
This is when I make my way to check out stand.

5 minutes later Lady flags me down in the parking lot to say goodbye and have a nice day.

Deej · 07-30-2005, 01:30 AM

two stories, first the one today....i went and seen some old high school friends and post graduation friends.....well i talked a little bit about what i had been doing lately and all the new opportunities....(thanks JAck@!@)

well i was informed that one of them was having a guest over and she was JW and expecting her anytime...they were going to do a little scripture session ....it was a novelty at mind at first for me to stick around and talk to this new guest about my profession....but when it came time that she was there i was ushered out and on my way....it WAS voluntary but i still felt shuffled......

next story

so i Returned to a titty bar to retrieve my moms checkbook,,,she was a bit karhoosied....so i went to get it before it opened the next day, i go to the back door, another guy my age maybe a little older is standing there with application in hand , so i make conversation.

So whats up, getting a job here/
HIm: yea, bartender.
me: cool cool....i just got to get a check book i left here...
Him: do you come here often?
ME: no first time last night.
him: well what do you do?
me : uhhh....im in adult.....online....i do phone sex
Him: no shit? well, im kinda starting something too>
me: yea? whats your gig...
him: i own a paysite....turnkey site....
Me: right on....

(gibber jabber)

me:lets exchange info....heres mine...gimme yours/////
him: right on....

so at that tim the door opens and we go in i get my moms checkbook and he talks to the owner....i end up staying and talking to both of them about all our businesses....not too much from the guy i met outside....amazingly enough he is much more of a noob than I...

so i BS'd them for a half hour and was on myway....may do online work for the titty bar...might not....but connections....

anyway....girl is getting frog lipped form all the clackity clakc.....

_penis

2HousePlague · 07-30-2005, 02:02 AM

Here's another one from today.

Subject: Male, Race: Arabic (from Morocco), Age: About 35 |
Location: Union Square |

We spent some time talking business before this point.

[INFRENCH]]

ME: "I'm actually a pornographer."
HIM: "Really! No kidding! Truly marvelous!"
ME: "It's quite a multi-layered industry, also..."
HIM: "I imagine."
ME: "There are many more points for the adding of value than you would think between [the bed] and the consumer, for there being many paths of distribution, even within only online."
HIM: "It is very evident that the variety of sexual products has exploded online."
ME: "Exactly right. Very few people outside the industrie have a conception how much we have benefited from the arrival of the Internet. To understand it better... [j'aime des metaphores] imagine that demand was sucking through a pipe made thin by the combined effects of the limitations of physical distribution and the stigma of public purchases. What we have experienced is like the loaves and fishes."
HIM: "A miracle!"
ME: "Exactly. There is still, in essence just the one fish, but now feeding thousands."
HIM: "Very interesting."
ME: "What?"
HIM: "The same factor that most threatens your business is what gives the American consumer of pornography his voracious appetite for it -- The American Government, The Religous Right. Nowhere in the world, NOWHERE, is pornography consumed like in America."
ME: "Hmmm."
HIM: "I am not in your industry, but I can tell you that."
ME: "My God, I never put that together before. It's only here that pornography is both [forbidden] and ubiquitous. The optimal conditions for maximum consumption."
HIM: "Yes, if it lasts!"
ME: [Staring at my hands] "I think there is a chance..."
HIM: "You have two, actually..."
ME: [Re-engaged]
HIM: "You either make pornography visibly pervasive, and in many forms, or you make it invisibly pervasive, and in many forms. Now, it is the worst combination, you have made yourselves very visible, but isolated yourselves on a single medium. Doesn't matter that the Internet is everywhere, it is actually a very closed medium -- the reach is great, but the providers are few."
ME: "We're fools."
HIM: [Waves hand dismissively] To make so much money, and spend it so unwisely and so shortsightedly, that is why no one in Big Business repects you. You act like all you have in your heads is [cum]..."
ME: [Laughs, sticks finger in nose, examines] "My God, you'r right, my head is full of [cum]!
HIM: [Laughs]
ME: "Fear is killing us, no doubt about it..."
HIM: "I'm sure the smartest pornographers could have done better than Janet Jackson with the Super Bowl opportunity."
ME: "I'm sure of it."

2HP

2HousePlague · 12-28-2005, 03:06 PM

So, I was just at Burger King a minute ago.

As I'm waiting for my order, I notice this kid is *staring* at my GFY t-shirt...

When he takes his tray of food and walks past me, he says "Excuse what does your t-shirt say?"

"Exactly what you think it says..." I say. His eyes lit up. It was amazing. And this kid

is like in highschool, a total nerd, but polished up with a little dirt and post-grunge

grunge. "It's an adult Webmaster board. Check it out." I swear, to judge from the look on

his face, you'd say his whole world had changed. As I Imagine, it was not only a confirmation of porn's legitimacy -- and what high scool kid doesn't wish porn weren't taboo -- lol -- but an actual invitation to come check it all out from the inside. I bet he will.

The look on his face reminded me of this song: enchantment

It was beautiful.

Which was a really nice break from the one that's been in my head: the unknown

I am soooo grateful for the exchange

2hp

rowan · 12-28-2005, 04:31 PM

Not porn specific, but when I tell people I run web sites the usual reaction is "oh, I want to set one up, can you help me?"

I then politely tell them that I have no clients, only companies paying me commission.

Big Red Machine · 12-28-2005, 05:39 PM

This is one of the best threads I ever read.
GREAT STORIES

Matt_WildCash · 12-28-2005, 06:27 PM

Its funny, when I first started back in this business 4 years ago. I went to my lawyer told him i'm starting an adult site (free site). And he was like
"ohh yeah do you know sublime, thats a great site I use a lot, whats the name of your site?"

Gotta love the younger lawyers.

Matt

BigBen · 12-28-2005, 07:13 PM

Good thread.

Screaming · 12-28-2005, 07:22 PM

so you are saying.. you sell porn.. on the interweb

wow...

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07-30-2005, 12:10 AM	#57
billywatson Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Valley o' Smut. Posts: 3,281	I am in Von's the other day. Me and a black lady, age 50 (or so). She asks, out of the blue, what I do for a living. My standard answers are all lies. Today I decide to see what happens if I tell the truth. Me: I make movies. Lady: What, are you a grip or something? Me: Or something. Lady: Can you tell me what movie? (She names a film currently in production...big budget Tom-Cruise type of movie) Me: I can't tell. No. Lady: A secret! PLEASE TELL! (smiles) Me: (Whispering in her ear) - I make dirty movies. Slience. She smiles. Lady: Are you in them? Me: Sometimes. Silence. She smiles. Lady: Oh wow! That's great! This is when I make my way to check out stand. 5 minutes later Lady flags me down in the parking lot to say goodbye and have a nice day. __________________ We're Fabulous! PROTECT YOUR CONTENT on Twitter I Shoot Porn.

07-30-2005, 01:30 AM	#58
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	two stories, first the one today....i went and seen some old high school friends and post graduation friends.....well i talked a little bit about what i had been doing lately and all the new opportunities....(thanks JAck@!@) well i was informed that one of them was having a guest over and she was JW and expecting her anytime...they were going to do a little scripture session ....it was a novelty at mind at first for me to stick around and talk to this new guest about my profession....but when it came time that she was there i was ushered out and on my way....it WAS voluntary but i still felt shuffled...... next story so i Returned to a titty bar to retrieve my moms checkbook,,,she was a bit karhoosied....so i went to get it before it opened the next day, i go to the back door, another guy my age maybe a little older is standing there with application in hand , so i make conversation. So whats up, getting a job here/ HIm: yea, bartender. me: cool cool....i just got to get a check book i left here... Him: do you come here often? ME: no first time last night. him: well what do you do? me : uhhh....im in adult.....online....i do phone sex Him: no shit? well, im kinda starting something too> me: yea? whats your gig... him: i own a paysite....turnkey site.... Me: right on.... (gibber jabber) me:lets exchange info....heres mine...gimme yours///// him: right on.... so at that tim the door opens and we go in i get my moms checkbook and he talks to the owner....i end up staying and talking to both of them about all our businesses....not too much from the guy i met outside....amazingly enough he is much more of a noob than I... so i BS'd them for a half hour and was on myway....may do online work for the titty bar...might not....but connections.... anyway....girl is getting frog lipped form all the clackity clakc..... _penis __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

07-30-2005, 02:02 AM	#59
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	Here's another one from today. Subject: Male, Race: Arabic (from Morocco), Age: About 35 \| Location: Union Square \| We spent some time talking business before this point. [INFRENCH]] ME: "I'm actually a pornographer." HIM: "Really! No kidding! Truly marvelous!" ME: "It's quite a multi-layered industry, also..." HIM: "I imagine." ME: "There are many more points for the adding of value than you would think between [the bed] and the consumer, for there being many paths of distribution, even within only online." HIM: "It is very evident that the variety of sexual products has exploded online." ME: "Exactly right. Very few people outside the industrie have a conception how much we have benefited from the arrival of the Internet. To understand it better... [j'aime des metaphores] imagine that demand was sucking through a pipe made thin by the combined effects of the limitations of physical distribution and the stigma of public purchases. What we have experienced is like the loaves and fishes." HIM: "A miracle!" ME: "Exactly. There is still, in essence just the one fish, but now feeding thousands." HIM: "Very interesting." ME: "What?" HIM: "The same factor that most threatens your business is what gives the American consumer of pornography his voracious appetite for it -- The American Government, The Religous Right. Nowhere in the world, NOWHERE, is pornography consumed like in America." ME: "Hmmm." HIM: "I am not in your industry, but I can tell you that." ME: "My God, I never put that together before. It's only here that pornography is both [forbidden] and ubiquitous. The optimal conditions for maximum consumption." HIM: "Yes, if it lasts!" ME: [Staring at my hands] "I think there is a chance..." HIM: "You have two, actually..." ME: [Re-engaged] HIM: "You either make pornography visibly pervasive, and in many forms, or you make it invisibly pervasive, and in many forms. Now, it is the worst combination, you have made yourselves very visible, but isolated yourselves on a single medium. Doesn't matter that the Internet is everywhere, it is actually a very closed medium -- the reach is great, but the providers are few." ME: "We're fools." HIM: [Waves hand dismissively] To make so much money, and spend it so unwisely and so shortsightedly, that is why no one in Big Business repects you. You act like all you have in your heads is [cum]..." ME: [Laughs, sticks finger in nose, examines] "My God, you'r right, my head is full of [cum]! HIM: [Laughs] ME: "Fear is killing us, no doubt about it..." HIM: "I'm sure the smartest pornographers could have done better than Janet Jackson with the Super Bowl opportunity." ME: "I'm sure of it." 2HP __________________ tada!

12-28-2005, 03:06 PM	#60
2HousePlague CURATOR Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: the attic Posts: 14,572	So, I was just at Burger King a minute ago. As I'm waiting for my order, I notice this kid is staring at my GFY t-shirt... When he takes his tray of food and walks past me, he says "Excuse what does your t-shirt say?" "Exactly what you think it says..." I say. His eyes lit up. It was amazing. And this kid is like in highschool, a total nerd, but polished up with a little dirt and post-grunge grunge. "It's an adult Webmaster board. Check it out." I swear, to judge from the look on his face, you'd say his whole world had changed. As I Imagine, it was not only a confirmation of porn's legitimacy -- and what high scool kid doesn't wish porn weren't taboo -- lol -- but an actual invitation to come check it all out from the inside. I bet he will. The look on his face reminded me of this song: enchantment It was beautiful. Which was a really nice break from the one that's been in my head: the unknown I am soooo grateful for the exchange 2hp __________________ tada!

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12-28-2005, 06:27 PM	#63
Matt_WildCash Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,699	Its funny, when I first started back in this business 4 years ago. I went to my lawyer told him i'm starting an adult site (free site). And he was like "ohh yeah do you know sublime, thats a great site I use a lot, whats the name of your site?" Gotta love the younger lawyers. Matt __________________ Try the New XMovies.com and make more $$$ with your Traffic

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