The Difference Between You And Your Boss - GoFuckYourself.com

Ice · 07-26-2005, 07:24 PM

The Difference Between You And Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

DatingGold · 07-26-2005, 07:25 PM

i take it you don't like authority lol

bllott · 07-26-2005, 07:26 PM

"When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women."

I don't get that one

llporter · 07-26-2005, 07:27 PM

you missed one

My boss is an a-hole

and

I am not

Babagirls · 07-26-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold

i take it you don't like authority lol

i cant fuckin stand authority, personally. i cant have a "normal" job, if im not my own boss, i'd be one miserable bitch all the time lol

CashLikeWhoa_Mike · 07-26-2005, 07:31 PM

funny shit.

and true.

That's why I own my own company and why I am the boss

tony286 · 07-26-2005, 07:34 PM

very funny

reed_4 · 07-26-2005, 08:29 PM

I want to know more about the secretary or the Bosse's wife. :D

sniperwolf · 07-26-2005, 08:34 PM

Lol... funny shit you got there!

tungsten · 07-26-2005, 08:35 PM

some good ones in there

MikeVega · 07-26-2005, 08:37 PM

being that i am my own boss ... I still find that this applies to me and my wife ... for instants .. when I'm out wondering around and she calls the office ... I'm out on biz ...so on and so on

Metalsound · 07-26-2005, 08:37 PM

Roflmao!!!!! but I dont have a boss

pornguy · 07-26-2005, 09:31 PM

Felt like that at my last paying job. Once I quit, I found out that my boss had been looking for a reason to take my position as his own, and get rid of me.

PixeLs · 07-26-2005, 10:54 PM

I'm happy working alone. No boss to piss me everyday.

DeanCapture · 07-26-2005, 10:59 PM

That's some funny shit....and it definently reminds me of a few bosses that I've had

woj · 07-26-2005, 11:00 PM

good stuff, very true

tristan_D · 07-26-2005, 11:10 PM

good for me I don't have a boss.

jwerd · 07-26-2005, 11:16 PM

Very true, good stuff man

DutchTeenCash · 07-27-2005, 12:21 AM

what boss?

je_rome · 07-27-2005, 12:50 AM

haha! most of them are true. funny stuff!

Pim(P) · 07-27-2005, 12:52 AM

hahaha, funny but true.

naugthygUrL · 07-27-2005, 01:03 AM

lol good stuff

07-26-2005, 07:24 PM	#1
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	The Difference Between You And Your Boss The Difference Between You And Your Boss When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he's being firm. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. When you please your boss, you're apple polishing. When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business. When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum. When your boss does the same, he appreciated women. When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. __________________ icq 1904905

07-26-2005, 07:25 PM	#2
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07-26-2005, 07:31 PM	#6
CashLikeWhoa_Mike Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,202	funny shit. and true. That's why I own my own company and why I am the boss __________________ --Making serious money for our online partners since 2001-- --Home of the Best Converting Solo Ethnic Girls on the Net-- --ICQ me anytime at 637426291 for help--

07-26-2005, 08:29 PM	#8
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	I want to know more about the secretary or the Bosse's wife. :D __________________

07-26-2005, 08:34 PM	#9
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07-26-2005, 07:26 PM	#3
bllott Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Everywhere Posts: 2,368	"When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum. When your boss does the same, he appreciated women." I don't get that one

07-26-2005, 07:27 PM	#4
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	you missed one My boss is an a-hole and I am not

07-26-2005, 07:34 PM	#7
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very funny

07-26-2005, 08:35 PM	#10
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07-26-2005, 08:37 PM	#11
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	being that i am my own boss ... I still find that this applies to me and my wife ... for instants .. when I'm out wondering around and she calls the office ... I'm out on biz ...so on and so on __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

07-26-2005, 08:37 PM	#12
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07-26-2005, 09:31 PM	#13
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Felt like that at my last paying job. Once I quit, I found out that my boss had been looking for a reason to take my position as his own, and get rid of me. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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07-26-2005, 10:59 PM	#15
DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	That's some funny shit....and it definently reminds me of a few bosses that I've had __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

07-26-2005, 11:00 PM	#16
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07-26-2005, 11:16 PM	#18
jwerd Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 1,953	Very true, good stuff man __________________ Yii Framework Guru - Seasoned PHP vet - Partner @ XXXCoupon.com

07-27-2005, 12:21 AM	#19
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07-27-2005, 12:52 AM	#21
Pim(P) Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 583	hahaha, funny but true.

07-27-2005, 01:03 AM	#22
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