The Difference Between You And Your Boss
 

The Difference Between You And Your Boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.


When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.


When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.


When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.


When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

i take it you don't like authority lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.
When your boss does the same, he appreciated women."

I don't get that one

you missed one

My boss is an a-hole

and

I am not

i cant fuckin stand authority, personally. i cant have a "normal" job, if im not my own boss, i'd be one miserable bitch all the time lol

funny shit.

and true.

That's why I own my own company and why I am the boss

very funny

I want to know more about the secretary or the Bosse's wife. :D

Lol... funny shit you got there!

some good ones in there :)

being that i am my own boss ... I still find that this applies to me and my wife ... for instants .. when I'm out wondering around and she calls the office ... I'm out on biz ...so on and so on

Roflmao!!!!! but I dont have a boss

Felt like that at my last paying job. Once I quit, I found out that my boss had been looking for a reason to take my position as his own, and get rid of me.

I'm happy working alone. No boss to piss me everyday.

That's some funny shit....and it definently reminds me of a few bosses that I've had :thumbsup

good stuff, very true :thumbsup

good for me I don't have a boss.

Very true, good stuff man :)

what boss?

haha! most of them are true. funny stuff!

hahaha, funny but true.

lol good stuff