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Old 07-26-2005, 02:11 AM   #1
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Late night TV informercial testimonials, lol

Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:33 AM   #2
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loo..i bet that didn't work. so pathetic for a tupperware.
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:40 AM   #3
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Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:47 AM   #4
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nope not watching that my plasma isnt an aquarium
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:51 AM   #5
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Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc
My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
"Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

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Old 07-26-2005, 03:12 AM   #6
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those Real Estate ones are great too:

"I used to be a waitress making minimum wage living paycheck to paycheck. Now only 3 months after purchasing the XYZ training videos, I purchased 25 properties and my net worth is over 5 million dollars.."
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Old 07-26-2005, 03:14 AM   #7
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My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
"Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.
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Old 07-26-2005, 03:15 AM   #8
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Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.
i am not questioning their effectiveness, i just find it really fucking funny i'm sure they make a killing off the ads though because majority of the world lacks common sense
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Old 07-26-2005, 03:22 AM   #9
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LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.
Just found this page :
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/
All your favorite infomercials
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:16 AM   #10
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ads are meant to be exaggerated.
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:21 AM   #11
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I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

Clip 1
Clip 2

gotta re-encode them at somepoint...
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:22 AM   #12
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The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:24 AM   #13
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I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

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gotta re-encode them at somepoint...
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Old 07-27-2005, 01:26 AM   #14
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The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.
I wont lie...I bought the Don Lapre: Making Money Package like 5 years back. Most of the shit they sell actually works, but you just gotta stick with it. Which no one does.
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