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sonofsam 07-26-2005 02:11 AM

Late night TV informercial testimonials, lol
 
Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc

je_rome 07-26-2005 02:33 AM

loo..i bet that didn't work. so pathetic for a tupperware. :)

The Other Steve 07-26-2005 02:40 AM

Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.

DutchTeenCash 07-26-2005 02:47 AM

nope not watching that my plasma isnt an aquarium

georgeyw 07-26-2005 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
Hi i'm greg, i used to have aids a fat wife and no money, then i bought this tupperwear set and somehow my life got turned around! now will all the time and money i've saved with this set, i don't have aids anymore and am dating a supermodel !

have you guys listened to how dramatic they make shit sound like buying tupperwear or fruit juicers etc

My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
"Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 07-26-2005 03:12 AM

those Real Estate ones are great too:

"I used to be a waitress making minimum wage living paycheck to paycheck. Now only 3 months after purchasing the XYZ training videos, I purchased 25 properties and my net worth is over 5 million dollars.."

reynold 07-26-2005 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw
My personal favorite is the idiot on the Blue Blockers sunglasses infomercial.

This guy puts on the blue blockers and says
"Wow man it's like everything is in 3D now"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.

sonofsam 07-26-2005 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Other Steve
Think how much they must pay for those television spots and then ask yourself if they would really run an ad that didn't make them money.

i am not questioning their effectiveness, i just find it really fucking funny :1orglaugh i'm sure they make a killing off the ads though because majority of the world lacks common sense

georgeyw 07-26-2005 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold
LoL. I wanna see that guy saying that line in person.

Just found this page :
http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/
All your favorite infomercials

tristan_D 07-27-2005 01:16 AM

ads are meant to be exaggerated.

BiggleJones 07-27-2005 01:21 AM

I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

Clip 1
Clip 2

gotta re-encode them at somepoint...

Pim(P) 07-27-2005 01:22 AM

The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.

sonofsam 07-27-2005 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones
I made an infomercial back in college...just found a couple clips:

Clip 1
Clip 2

gotta re-encode them at somepoint...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BiggleJones 07-27-2005 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pim(P)
The most funny thing is that it does work. People are actually buying that crap because they see the people on tv being really happy with the product.

I wont lie...I bought the Don Lapre: Making Money Package like 5 years back. Most of the shit they sell actually works, but you just gotta stick with it. Which no one does.


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