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Meorazhar · 07-25-2005, 04:20 AM

Don't know whether that appeared here before but here's the link that you will find interesting:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Johny Traffic · 07-25-2005, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Meorazhar

Don't know whether that appeared here before but here's the link that you will find interesting:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

LOL

Roald · 07-25-2005, 04:24 AM

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "victimless crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin aggressively enforce this law.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.

Thats great hahaha

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-25-2005, 04:35 AM

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Nicky · 07-25-2005, 04:39 AM

ohh LOL.

Mefo · 07-25-2005, 04:41 AM

bahahah this thread made my day

vvq · 07-25-2005, 04:48 AM

lolololol

Mefo · 07-25-2005, 04:50 AM

richrich1 · 07-25-2005, 04:50 AM

very good

tristan_D · 07-25-2005, 07:51 PM

Bush is getting himself into a lot of trouble.

Spunky · 07-25-2005, 07:54 PM

Lol..only in America

SmokeyTheBear · 07-25-2005, 07:59 PM

lol i thought that was real for a second

chadglni · 07-25-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol i thought that was real for a second

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

chadglni · 07-25-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

I must be nuts but I could swear whitehouse.org was the official site?

wha wha wha · 07-25-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

Uhm, LOOK at the domain.

AgentCash · 07-25-2005, 08:11 PM

A link from that page
http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

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6. Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

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8. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

That's great... I love it.

llporter · 07-25-2005, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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sniperwolf · 07-25-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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LOL

...how bout putting it in a sperm bank?!

NaughtyAlysha · 07-25-2005, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

I must be nuts but I could swear whitehouse.org was the official site?

.gov maybe.

PixeLs · 07-25-2005, 10:16 PM

Please don't take away my one and only happinesss..lol

reynold · 07-26-2005, 05:21 AM

Bush doesn't masturbate anymore, he sucks. lol

simple simon · 07-26-2005, 05:25 AM

omg some of you idiots are just plain fucking clueless, see sig

Godsmack · 07-26-2005, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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Yes and i am an mass murderer :-)

alexg · 07-26-2005, 06:20 AM

hahaha so whitehouse.org is non official site.. should've known

Meorazhar · 07-26-2005, 08:58 PM

If wanking off = murder then swallowing = cannibalism

tungsten · 07-26-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mefo

this chart is hilarious

pornguy · 07-26-2005, 09:02 PM

Someone should have taught Dubya's fater to jerk off instead of having sex.

Nightwind · 07-26-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG Webmaster

Hmm for a moment there i was like "what the fuck does Casper the friendly ghost have to do with masturbating"

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