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A total collapse to the industry - Bush fights masturbation

Don't know whether that appeared here before but here's the link that you will find interesting:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

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Originally Posted by Meorazhar

Don't know whether that appeared here before but here's the link that you will find interesting:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

LOL :1orglaugh

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "victimless crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin aggressively enforce this law.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.

Thats great hahaha

bahahah this thread made my day :1orglaugh

Bush is getting himself into a lot of trouble.

Lol..only in America :1orglaugh

lol i thought that was real for a second

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol i thought that was real for a second

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

I must be nuts but I could swear whitehouse.org was the official site?

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Originally Posted by chadglni

I must be missing something. Obviously fake but how is it on the same domain, or am I blind?

Uhm, LOOK at the domain.

A link from that page
http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

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6. Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

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8. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.

:1orglaugh That's great... I love it.