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01-30-2002, 04:12 PM

My right eyes won't stop twitching ... what can I do - I'm losing my sight !

Amputate Your Head · 01-30-2002, 04:13 PM

less crack... more carrots.

01-30-2002, 04:17 PM

Well, might be cuz I fucking hit my head after practice today - I tried to shake water out of my ear and didn't notice that there was the edge of the door which I was just about to walk through.

[Labret] · 01-30-2002, 04:19 PM

You allude to "practice" and "water" and "eye twitching" without saying exactly what you were doing.

Has to be enema felching. Fecal bits in the eye will do it every time.

TopTGP · 01-30-2002, 04:21 PM

Sounds like you have little more then ten hours to live.. All the blood in you're body will rush to you're head, and eventually begin bleeding out of your ears, eyes, nostrils and mouth. And that point, you're body will begin shriveling up, and evetnaully end up looking like a dried apple.

You're head will the explode.

Thank you.

Jakke PNG · 01-30-2002, 04:22 PM

I don't know.
I once had water in my ear and totally lost my balance for an hour.
I just kept throwing up everytime I tried to stand up.
I honestly thought I was having somesort of a seizure and was going to die.

Does that help?

ElvisManson · 01-30-2002, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
Sounds like you have little more then ten hours to live.. All the blood in you're body will rush to you're head, and eventually begin bleeding out of your ears, eyes, nostrils and mouth. And that point, you're body will begin shriveling up, and evetnaully end up looking like a dried apple.

You're head will the explode.

Thank you.

Someone just saw "Kiss of the Dragon"

Roberto · 01-30-2002, 04:26 PM

ahhhh.. i see my anti popup voodoo doll is pretty effective!

skinsultant · 01-30-2002, 04:28 PM

I have the best remidy? Go to the store get 2 cases of Shlitz and drunk up. It will be gone in the morning!

01-30-2002, 04:36 PM

To make it clear for those who don't know - I'm a swimmer

Stop laughing. I accidentally hit my head cuz I simply didn't notice the damn door.

But the fucking twitching still hasn't stopped

FADE19 · 01-30-2002, 04:44 PM

oh ya...he's a swimmer alright...here is a few of his pics..

http://www.uiuc.edu/ro/synchro/photo.htm

[Labret] · 01-30-2002, 04:46 PM

I dont like it when Fade makes me laugh.

ldinternet · 01-30-2002, 04:46 PM

Just go hit your foot on something and the pain will balance out.

spacedog · 01-30-2002, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
Just go hit your foot on something and the pain will balance out.

No NO..

Go find a door & whack the left side of your head, then your left eye will twitch & you should be seeing normal now...

gleem · 01-30-2002, 05:04 PM

I had the same thing, except it wa sin 5 minute intervals.

I wa stold if it didn't stop to get an MRI because of possible brain or optical muscle damage. I would seriously calla doctor, maybe a concusion (sp)!!

Seriously if you are not fucking around, call a doc, it could be serious!

gleem · 01-30-2002, 05:05 PM

Oh with me it turned out you can alos get that way from stress, took a day off and it went away.

MrPanama · 01-30-2002, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem
I had the same thing, except it wa sin 5 minute intervals.

I wa stold if it didn't stop to get an MRI because of possible brain or optical muscle damage. I would seriously calla doctor, maybe a concusion (sp)!!

Did gleem get jizz on the keyboard again? Your "S" key seems to be jammed

01-30-2002, 04:12 PM	#1
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Argh ! Hellllp My right eyes won't stop twitching ... what can I do - I'm losing my sight !

01-30-2002, 04:21 PM	#5
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Sounds like you have little more then ten hours to live.. All the blood in you're body will rush to you're head, and eventually begin bleeding out of your ears, eyes, nostrils and mouth. And that point, you're body will begin shriveling up, and evetnaully end up looking like a dried apple. You're head will the explode. Thank you. __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

01-30-2002, 04:22 PM	#6
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I don't know. I once had water in my ear and totally lost my balance for an hour. I just kept throwing up everytime I tried to stand up. I honestly thought I was having somesort of a seizure and was going to die. Does that help? __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-30-2002, 04:28 PM	#9
skinsultant Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: woodstock,il usa Posts: 24	I have the best remidy? Go to the store get 2 cases of Shlitz and drunk up. It will be gone in the morning! __________________ cd babes adult content

01-30-2002, 05:04 PM	#15
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	I had the same thing, except it wa sin 5 minute intervals. I wa stold if it didn't stop to get an MRI because of possible brain or optical muscle damage. I would seriously calla doctor, maybe a concusion (sp)!! Seriously if you are not fucking around, call a doc, it could be serious! __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com

01-30-2002, 04:13 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	less crack... more carrots.

01-30-2002, 04:17 PM	#3
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Well, might be cuz I fucking hit my head after practice today - I tried to shake water out of my ear and didn't notice that there was the edge of the door which I was just about to walk through.

01-30-2002, 04:19 PM	#4
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	You allude to "practice" and "water" and "eye twitching" without saying exactly what you were doing. Has to be enema felching. Fecal bits in the eye will do it every time.

01-30-2002, 04:26 PM	#8
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	ahhhh.. i see my anti popup voodoo doll is pretty effective!

01-30-2002, 04:36 PM	#10
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	To make it clear for those who don't know - I'm a swimmer Stop laughing. I accidentally hit my head cuz I simply didn't notice the damn door. But the fucking twitching still hasn't stopped

01-30-2002, 04:44 PM	#11
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	oh ya...he's a swimmer alright...here is a few of his pics.. http://www.uiuc.edu/ro/synchro/photo.htm

01-30-2002, 04:46 PM	#12
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	I dont like it when Fade makes me laugh.

01-30-2002, 04:46 PM	#13
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Just go hit your foot on something and the pain will balance out.

01-30-2002, 05:05 PM	#16
gleem Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sunny Land Posts: 5,593	Oh with me it turned out you can alos get that way from stress, took a day off and it went away. __________________ Contact me: \\// E: webmaster /at/ unprofessional.com