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X37375787 01-30-2002 04:12 PM

Argh ! Hellllp
 
My right eyes won't stop twitching ... what can I do - I'm losing my sight ! :helpme

:Hollering

Amputate Your Head 01-30-2002 04:13 PM

less crack... more carrots.

X37375787 01-30-2002 04:17 PM

Well, might be cuz I fucking hit my head after practice today - I tried to shake water out of my ear and didn't notice that there was the edge of the door which I was just about to walk through.

:eek7

[Labret] 01-30-2002 04:19 PM

You allude to "practice" and "water" and "eye twitching" without saying exactly what you were doing.

Has to be enema felching. Fecal bits in the eye will do it every time.

TopTGP 01-30-2002 04:21 PM

Sounds like you have little more then ten hours to live.. All the blood in you're body will rush to you're head, and eventually begin bleeding out of your ears, eyes, nostrils and mouth. And that point, you're body will begin shriveling up, and evetnaully end up looking like a dried apple.

You're head will the explode.

Thank you.

Jakke PNG 01-30-2002 04:22 PM

I don't know.
I once had water in my ear and totally lost my balance for an hour.
I just kept throwing up everytime I tried to stand up.
I honestly thought I was having somesort of a seizure and was going to die.

Does that help?

ElvisManson 01-30-2002 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
Sounds like you have little more then ten hours to live.. All the blood in you're body will rush to you're head, and eventually begin bleeding out of your ears, eyes, nostrils and mouth. And that point, you're body will begin shriveling up, and evetnaully end up looking like a dried apple.

You're head will the explode.

Thank you.

Someone just saw "Kiss of the Dragon"

:evil-laug

Roberto 01-30-2002 04:26 PM

ahhhh.. i see my anti popup voodoo doll is pretty effective! :evil-laug
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skinsultant 01-30-2002 04:28 PM

:drinkup I have the best remidy? Go to the store get 2 cases of Shlitz and drunk up. It will be gone in the morning!

X37375787 01-30-2002 04:36 PM

To make it clear for those who don't know - I'm a swimmer :1orglaugh

Stop laughing. I accidentally hit my head cuz I simply didn't notice the damn door.

But the fucking twitching still hasn't stopped :warning

FADE19 01-30-2002 04:44 PM

oh ya...he's a swimmer alright...here is a few of his pics..

http://www.uiuc.edu/ro/synchro/photo.htm
:321GFY

[Labret] 01-30-2002 04:46 PM

I dont like it when Fade makes me laugh.

ldinternet 01-30-2002 04:46 PM

Just go hit your foot on something and the pain will balance out.

spacedog 01-30-2002 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Just go hit your foot on something and the pain will balance out.
No NO..

Go find a door & whack the left side of your head, then your left eye will twitch & you should be seeing normal now...

gleem 01-30-2002 05:04 PM

I had the same thing, except it wa sin 5 minute intervals.

I wa stold if it didn't stop to get an MRI because of possible brain or optical muscle damage. I would seriously calla doctor, maybe a concusion (sp)!!

Seriously if you are not fucking around, call a doc, it could be serious!

gleem 01-30-2002 05:05 PM

Oh with me it turned out you can alos get that way from stress, took a day off and it went away.:thumbsup

MrPanama 01-30-2002 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gleem
I had the same thing, except it wa sin 5 minute intervals.

I wa stold if it didn't stop to get an MRI because of possible brain or optical muscle damage. I would seriously calla doctor, maybe a concusion (sp)!!

Did gleem get jizz on the keyboard again? Your "S" key seems to be jammed :eek7


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