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  • TheGoldenChild
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 6940

    #1

    I Often Get Accused Of Knowing Everything...So--

    Here are a few or things you should know as well.

    Thought you knew everything...




    For those of you who just thought you knew everything, here's a re-fresher course...............
    Now you will know everything



    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

    You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

    The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

    The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.


    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    So did the first "MarlboroMan."

    Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

    Pearls melt in vinegar.

    The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

    A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

    Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second ?

    William Jefferson Clinton

    (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)

    And the best for last.....
    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    (I know some people like that; don't YOU?)

    Now you know everything there is to know.
  • thewebgarage
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2002
    • 1002

    #2
    nice work
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    • Relish XXX
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2004
      • 4904

      #3
      Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

      That is actually bollocks. I planted an Oak tree when I was 3 and have planted another 10 from its acorns. They actually start making acorns at about 10.

      You are a liar and I may have to call you out on GFY and all other boards over this.

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      • Relish XXX
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2004
        • 4904

        #4
        Another bit of KB bollocks

        "American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class." they took 2 olives out.

        dam I am owning you here.

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        • Harmon
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          • Mar 2004
          • 20012

          #5
          thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us
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          • Relish XXX
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2004
            • 4904

            #6
            Originally posted by Relish XXX
            Another bit of KB bollocks

            "American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class." they took 2 olives out.

            dam I am owning you here.
            They also took out one bit of lettuce and made the air stewardesses blow all male clients before boarding to remove what is now classed as "Sperm Weight".

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              you learn something new everyday. i will now keep my toothbrush in the living room too, in an airtight container. rofl.

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Old but still funny ... there are so many versions of this
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • After Shock Media
                  It's coming look busy
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 35299

                  #9
                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                  you learn something new everyday. i will now keep my toothbrush in the living room too, in an airtight container. rofl.
                  Do not watch the mythbusters episode on this one.

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                  • seeric
                    ..........
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 41917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by After Shock Media
                    Do not watch the mythbusters episode on this one.
                    oh for real? they said it isnt true?

                    i like that show. i saw one where they shot a chicken through an airplane window.

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                    • Basic_man
                      Programming King Pin
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 27360

                      #11
                      Thanks for the fact, now I know everything :D
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                      • JJ Gold
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 1969

                        #12
                        The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

                        So did the first "MarlboroMan."

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                        • kektex
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 1813

                          #13
                          Actually the mythbusters said it was true if I recall correctly.
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                          • High Plains Drifter
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 2341

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kBizzle
                            Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
                            I don't think so.

                            A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
                            ahhaha negro, pleeeease.

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                            • tristan_D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 7865

                              #15
                              I think I have encountered this thread before. But nonetheless it made me think. thanks for that.
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                              • ULVideo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 405

                                #16
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                                • TheDoc
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 13827

                                  #17
                                  A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

                                  It does, it was on myth busters.. But we can't hear it or some crap.
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                                  • Spunky
                                    I need a beer
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133978

                                    #18
                                    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
                                    Moving mine as well..intresting facts?

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                                    • J-$
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 2090

                                      #19
                                      ive been enlightened

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                                      • je_rome
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 6846

                                        #20
                                        thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us
                                        that's what i had in mind. anyway, just go keep on learning..
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                                        • FUCKuPAYme
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 1023

                                          #21
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                                          • llporter
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 3221

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Harmon
                                            thanks for sharing your email fwd'd crap with us

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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271

                                              #23
                                              I hate everytime you say you know everything but I admire you a lot for posting this one. ;)

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