last months epiccams earnings - GoFuckYourself.com

p1mpdogg · 07-22-2005, 05:31 PM

am I the only program owner here that has the balls to post their stats?

and im the fucking hypocrite?

heh

Spunky · 07-22-2005, 05:33 PM

Not to shabby..good for you

07-22-2005, 05:34 PM

red x here

crockett · 07-22-2005, 05:36 PM

congrats, that's a nice number.. Have you ever broken 1 mill in a month? or is that as close as you have come?

p1mpdogg · 07-22-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

congrats, that's a nice number.. Have you ever broken 1 mill in a month? or is that as close as you have come?

i suspect ill break a million in september since the summer slowdown is in effect. not a million yet, but will soon

wdsguy · 07-22-2005, 05:38 PM

not bad at all.

candyflip · 07-22-2005, 05:38 PM

Can I get some free credits to jerk off to before I go out?

sonofsam · 07-22-2005, 05:39 PM

its amazing how much processing companies make

imafuckingaussie · 07-22-2005, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick

red x here

Funny ass motherfuckin pic dude lol

Hey Pimpdogg, when are u gonna post full epiccash earnings?

crockett · 07-22-2005, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

i suspect ill break a million in september since the summer slowdown is in effect. not a million yet, but will soon

Cool, I'm sure you guys will hit it.. I love to see someone make something big from nothing.

07-22-2005, 05:41 PM

Works now. Looks like I was the only one getting a red x.

nofx · 07-22-2005, 05:43 PM

assload of $ for processing fees

p1mpdogg · 07-22-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by imafuckingaussie

Funny ass motherfuckin pic dude lol

Hey Pimpdogg, when are u gonna post full epiccash earnings?

when another program has the balls to post theirs.

tical · 07-22-2005, 05:45 PM

*drool*

you fag

p1mpdogg · 07-22-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical

*drool*

you fag

soon young jedi.. the force shal soon be with you

$$$ · 07-22-2005, 07:42 PM

holy shit p1mpdogg give me $100 per signup you rich fuck

WiredGuy · 07-22-2005, 07:51 PM

That's a great CB ratio, under 0.4% based on gross sales (not transactions). It's amazing to think how much processors are making, $125k/month of Epic Cash alone, dayum! Was this before you made the move to your own merchant or includes that too Trey?
WG

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 07:52 PM

That's some ... impressive shit ;)

I wish cams.com and AFF would play the game ;)

p1mpdogg · 07-22-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

That's a great CB ratio, under 0.4% based on gross sales (not transactions). It's amazing to think how much processors are making, $125k/month of Epic Cash alone, dayum! Was this before you made the move to your own merchant or includes that too Trey?
WG

that is ONLY for epiccams.. does not include epiccash at all. totally different company code...

cams is not on its own merchant account

$$$ · 07-22-2005, 07:57 PM

$40 a signup? ;x

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

that is ONLY for epiccams.. does not include epiccash at all. totally different company code...

cams is not on its own merchant account

Do you plan moving it there in a near future ?

High Plains Drifter · 07-22-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

That's a great CB ratio, under 0.4% based on gross sales (not transactions). It's amazing to think how much processors are making, $125k/month of Epic Cash alone, dayum! Was this before you made the move to your own merchant or includes that too Trey?
WG

epic cams, not all of EpicMedia(the IPO-less version).

High Plains Drifter · 07-22-2005, 08:00 PM

What's the model's cut?

Shap · 07-22-2005, 08:00 PM

I'm not here to hate on this thread. If those are your numbers great. However I have to say I use paycom as a backup and I'm doing what I consider to be very low volume with them and my processing fee is WAY lower than yours. There is absolutely no way that a company pushing 900k a month with paycom is paying 13% processing fee. Unless I'm missing something.

azguy · 07-22-2005, 08:02 PM

Weren't you the one who said programs shouldn't pay more than 10% in processing fees? I think it was you. You're at 13% according to that screenshot.

PMdave · 07-22-2005, 08:02 PM

impressive! Let's just assume that every cmprogram that not post a screenshot in here is making less than pimpdog ;)

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shap

I'm not here to hate on this thread. If those are your numbers great. However I have to say I use paycom as a backup and I'm doing what I consider to be very low volume with them and my processing fee is WAY lower than yours. There is absolutely no way that a company pushing 900k a month with paycom is paying 13% processing fee. Unless I'm missing something.

Probably because of the "cam" payout design or something

chompers · 07-22-2005, 08:11 PM

LOL 13% Processing. P1MPDOG OWNED AGAIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

WiredGuy · 07-22-2005, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

that is ONLY for epiccams.. does not include epiccash at all. totally different company code...

cams is not on its own merchant account

Ahhh, I see. Do you plan on moving epiccams to your own merchant account? The main reason I push towards ifriends is to avoid an IPSP based CC-processor.

WG

Tam · 07-22-2005, 08:25 PM

wow... very nice stats, hon.

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chompers

LOL 13% Processing. P1MPDOG OWNED AGAIN

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Try running a cam site to see what rates they'll give you ;) just for fun ...

I don't know anything about cam sites . But I must assume that with a 1 mill a month gross ... he's getting better overall rates then you are.

chompers · 07-22-2005, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Try running a cam site to see what rates they'll give you ;) just for fun ...

I don't know anything about cam sites . But I must assume that with a 1 mill a month gross ... he's getting better overall rates then you are.

Thanks for the lesson Mr I Ran a TGP once Then I made shitty business cards and now I suck dick for Food!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Relish XXX · 07-22-2005, 08:34 PM

I thought that the cams would have been processed via http://www.streamate.com/ with you then taking a cut?

mardigras · 07-22-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chompers

Thanks for the lesson Mr I Ran a TGP once Then I made shitty business cards and now I suck dick for Food!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I suppose you lurked for years before you signed up 6 days ago

Dameian · 07-22-2005, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Try running a cam site to see what rates they'll give you ;) just for fun ...

I don't know anything about cam sites . But I must assume that with a 1 mill a month gross ... he's getting better overall rates then you are.

Who the fuck are you? You make a post THEN say "I don't know anything..." and expect anyone of legitimate merit in this industry to take you seriousy? Your post count seems to outnumber your remaining your braincells @ a 1000:1 ratio. I think the cold Canadian air is getting to you, frenchy.

I remember when you claimed to be the "biggest TGP in the world".

Chompers - you're an asshole, but I agree: WOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

07-22-2005, 08:51 PM

HELL YES pimpdogg!!!

keep up the great work

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chompers

Thanks for the lesson Mr I Ran a TGP once Then I made shitty business cards and now I suck dick for Food!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

When you'll process a mill a month you can talk about pimpdog getting owned ... There is a reason for everything ... have fun with your fake nick ;)

You obviously don't have a clue ;P

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dameian

Who the fuck are you? You make a post THEN say "I don't know anything..." and expect anyone of legitimate merit in this industry to take you seriousy? Your post count seems to outnumber your remaining your braincells @ a 1000:1 ratio. I think the cold Canadian air is getting to you, frenchy.

I remember when you claimed to be the "biggest TGP in the world".

Chompers - you're an asshole, but I agree: WOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ever heard about anything called "common sence" ?

If the guy process a mill a month, he must know his business better then you do (unless you can proove you process a mill a month ... NOT). There is a reason for this 13 %...

Cams must be a lot of monitoring for thoses CC compagnies ... you don't let a "whale" spend 5000 $ a month with a stolen credit card ... you gotta call him . That's a lot more work for the processor already.

Keep hating on everything ;)

Snake Doctor · 07-22-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shap

I'm not here to hate on this thread. If those are your numbers great. However I have to say I use paycom as a backup and I'm doing what I consider to be very low volume with them and my processing fee is WAY lower than yours. There is absolutely no way that a company pushing 900k a month with paycom is paying 13% processing fee. Unless I'm missing something.

I'm thinking the same thing.

And also, why is there no date shown on the report? I get dates on all of my epoch reports.

chymp · 07-22-2005, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Ever heard about anything called "common sence" ?

No, actually. What is common "sence"?

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chymp

No, actually. What is common "sence"?

sense then ... sorry for my french

chymp · 07-22-2005, 09:20 PM

C'est pas de problème, monsieur chapeau de merde.

J.R. · 07-22-2005, 09:22 PM

With Epoch, you could have posted 1 day or 2 years, it would have still
not shown any dates and anyone can make their sales look inflated over a
year of stats..

Just my 2cents.

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chymp

C'est pas de problème, monsieur chapeau de merde.

There is no french traduction for ass hat ;) and the sentence wouldn't be played in that particular order ;P

Gotta love babelfish

chymp · 07-22-2005, 09:27 PM

It's not babelfish, I took 4 years of French in college, but that was over ten years ago. That's just off the top of my head. I was trying to call you mister shit hat, not asshat.

So how would you say shit hat then? I need to know!

SomeCreep · 07-22-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

heh

How much of that went to affiliates/overhead/models? Total ball park figure for all?

Dameian · 07-22-2005, 09:32 PM

common sence... nope never heard of it. I HAVE heard of common SENSE though, Something you apparently lack on a major scale That and a spell checker.

I was talking about YOU and YOU alone. If you're going to post like you mean it, then fucking say something worthwhile. If you wax intellectual about credit card processing on cam sites doing 1 mil a month, you better fucking be Lars' partner. If not, shut the fuck up, get on Amazon, and by yourself some English Lesson CDs.

Do I process 1 mil a month? NOPE. Did I post acting like I did and/or acting like I some how would know what poeple who do know? NOPE. That was you, Mr. French Fries & Gravy. So, prove that YOU have numbers that would put you in the know, or shut the fuck up. Having the biggest mouth only means you can suck the biggest cock. Put that in your "lyrics that will go platinum, yo!" notebook, Dr. Dre. You unoriginally named assburp.

*straightens out Armani suit*

I agree with Shap and Lenny. I was thinking along the same lines.

Dameian · 07-22-2005, 09:35 PM

CHYMP! You silly bastard hahahah

Beat me to the punchline once again....

poisson · 07-22-2005, 09:35 PM

Doctor Dre · 07-22-2005, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chymp

It's not babelfish, I took 4 years of French in college, but that was over ten years ago. That's just off the top of my head. I was trying to call you mister shit hat, not asshat.

So how would you say shit hat then? I need to know!

couvre-chef plein d'excréments
that'd probably be correct french . The other version wasn't bad then ;)

Never heard the expression "shit hat" before

07-22-2005, 05:31 PM	#1
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07-22-2005, 05:33 PM	#2
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07-22-2005, 05:36 PM	#4
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07-22-2005, 05:38 PM	#7
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07-22-2005, 05:39 PM	#8
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	its amazing how much processing companies make __________________ I like turtles.

07-22-2005, 05:38 PM	#6
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	not bad at all.

07-22-2005, 05:41 PM	#11
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Works now. Looks like I was the only one getting a red x.

07-22-2005, 05:43 PM	#12
nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	assload of $ for processing fees __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

07-22-2005, 05:45 PM	#14
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07-22-2005, 07:42 PM	#16
$$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 894	holy shit p1mpdogg give me $100 per signup you rich fuck __________________ http://www.webcamcash.com/?wrefid=C006535 - $70.00 per signup. Cash in on this 376 242 3 $35.00 $70.00 $210.00 AVERAGE $0.87 / unique

07-22-2005, 07:51 PM	#17
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,483	That's a great CB ratio, under 0.4% based on gross sales (not transactions). It's amazing to think how much processors are making, $125k/month of Epic Cash alone, dayum! Was this before you made the move to your own merchant or includes that too Trey? WG __________________ I play with Google.

07-22-2005, 07:57 PM	#20
$$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 894	$40 a signup? ;x __________________ http://www.webcamcash.com/?wrefid=C006535 - $70.00 per signup. Cash in on this 376 242 3 $35.00 $70.00 $210.00 AVERAGE $0.87 / unique

07-22-2005, 08:00 PM	#23
High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	What's the model's cut? __________________

07-22-2005, 08:00 PM	#24
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	I'm not here to hate on this thread. If those are your numbers great. However I have to say I use paycom as a backup and I'm doing what I consider to be very low volume with them and my processing fee is WAY lower than yours. There is absolutely no way that a company pushing 900k a month with paycom is paying 13% processing fee. Unless I'm missing something.

07-22-2005, 08:02 PM	#25
azguy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Scottsdale, AZ Posts: 5,167	Weren't you the one who said programs shouldn't pay more than 10% in processing fees? I think it was you. You're at 13% according to that screenshot.

07-22-2005, 08:02 PM	#26
PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	impressive! Let's just assume that every cmprogram that not post a screenshot in here is making less than pimpdog ;)

07-22-2005, 08:11 PM	#28
chompers Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 189	LOL 13% Processing. P1MPDOG OWNED AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

07-22-2005, 08:25 PM	#30
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	wow... very nice stats, hon.

07-22-2005, 08:34 PM	#33
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	I thought that the cams would have been processed via http://www.streamate.com/ with you then taking a cut? __________________

07-22-2005, 08:51 PM	#36
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	HELL YES pimpdogg!!! keep up the great work

07-22-2005, 09:20 PM	#42
chymp Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 125	C'est pas de problème, monsieur chapeau de merde.

07-22-2005, 09:22 PM	#43
J.R. WantBoobs.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Calif & Washington Posts: 3,472	With Epoch, you could have posted 1 day or 2 years, it would have still not shown any dates and anyone can make their sales look inflated over a year of stats.. Just my 2cents.

07-22-2005, 09:27 PM	#45
chymp Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 125	It's not babelfish, I took 4 years of French in college, but that was over ten years ago. That's just off the top of my head. I was trying to call you mister shit hat, not asshat. So how would you say shit hat then? I need to know!

07-22-2005, 09:32 PM	#47
Dameian Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Relative Obscurity Posts: 122	common sence... nope never heard of it. I HAVE heard of common SENSE though, Something you apparently lack on a major scale That and a spell checker. I was talking about YOU and YOU alone. If you're going to post like you mean it, then fucking say something worthwhile. If you wax intellectual about credit card processing on cam sites doing 1 mil a month, you better fucking be Lars' partner. If not, shut the fuck up, get on Amazon, and by yourself some English Lesson CDs. Do I process 1 mil a month? NOPE. Did I post acting like I did and/or acting like I some how would know what poeple who do know? NOPE. That was you, Mr. French Fries & Gravy. So, prove that YOU have numbers that would put you in the know, or shut the fuck up. Having the biggest mouth only means you can suck the biggest cock. Put that in your "lyrics that will go platinum, yo!" notebook, Dr. Dre. You unoriginally named assburp. straightens out Armani suit I agree with Shap and Lenny. I was thinking along the same lines. Last edited by Dameian; 07-22-2005 at 09:34 PM..

07-22-2005, 09:35 PM	#48
Dameian Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Relative Obscurity Posts: 122	CHYMP! You silly bastard hahahah Beat me to the punchline once again....

07-22-2005, 09:35 PM	#49
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