Pay Your Daughter To Stay A Virgin

[davethetruth]

Doesn't sound like a bad idea. Kind of like paying her for good grades.

Have the gynocologist check when she has to go in for her checkup, and if she's still a virgin she gets like 1-2k.

The story that gave me this idea: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...t_050720121210

[MandyBlake]

how would the gynecologist know for sure that she's a virgin?
many girls lose their hymen before they actually have intercourse for the first time.
i think that's the wrong mindset. teach your children to make smart choices about sex.

[ronaldo]

The LAST thing I'd want for my son OR my daughter is to be a virgin on their wedding night.

That would only cause problems later in the relationship imo.

I'd rather them have life experiences, including sex before they got married, so when they finally do settle down, they're comfortable that they've made the correct decisions.

[Doctor Dre]

Why not pay your boy ?

Don't be over protective of your childrens ... they will have problem later on . They gotta face live ... you gotta teach them.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Hell, why not! Society seems to think money is a perfect, as well the ultimate, reason for doing something ... so now let's add bribery.

Way to look after the kiddies [sarcasm] [/sarcasm]

Maybe I'll give the kids broccoli when they are bad, and crack when they are good.

[eroswebmaster]

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

many girls lose their hymen before they actually have intercourse for the first time.

Exactly, I lost mine in the 3rd grade while playing horse on the swings.

[davethetruth]

I'm talking 12-14 yo's who shouldn't be having sex.

Boys can't get knocked up.

It gives them an incentive to stay a virgin. (incentive/bribery argument)

I don't and probably never will have kids, but this doesn't sound like that bad of an idea to me.

[boner 2.0]

sex isnt vaginal penetration only

oral and anal are common these days...

[brizzad]

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Boys can't get knocked up.

yes but they can get girls pregnant and face the same responsibility and/or they get to write a nice monthly check

[TheLegacy]

you know there is plastic surgery that can easily replace the skin missing when doing a check on virginity... many girls from certain cultures get this operation without their family's knowing about it so that when checked - the doctor will verify they are still a virgin when in fact they arent.

Hymen reconstruction is requested most by Middle Eastern Muslim women

http://www.psurg.com/star2000.html

so the funny thing is.. you can be paying for your daughter to have a surgery you know nothing about and she keeps the profit

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Why not pay your boy ?

Because that would go against a certain type of cave-dwelling person's (uh, archaic) double-standards or hypocrisies:

Girls get nailed = sluts
Guys nail away = studs

[joke] Man, how long have you been out of the cave?[/joke]

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

you know there is plastic surgery that can easily replace the skin missing when doing a check on virginity... many girls from certain cultures get this operation without their family's knowing about it so that when checked - the doctor will verify they are still a virgin when in fact they arent.

Hymen reconstruction is requested most by Middle Eastern Muslim women

http://www.psurg.com/star2000.html

so the funny thing is.. you can be paying for your daughter to have a surgery you know nothing about and she keeps the profit

Wow, that's pretty tricky.

[sharpx9]

Hahaha, that's hilarious. I wouldn't say until marriage, though. Maybe untill she reaches a certain age. :D

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

As the world likes to forgive criminal activity (other thread), ignorance and idiotic behavior at the mere drop/site of cash: here is my million dollar idea:

[sarcasm]Can't get laid boys? Find out how much the vestal virgin is being paid by daddy and up the amount ... from 'daddies little girl', to 'what a typical whore', in mere minutes, and all for less than the price of one-cup of coffee a day.[/sarcasm]

How about being a good parent - spend time with the children you (not speaking to any one person directly, but more so all that agree with that whorish mentality) so willingly spawned and educate them on things other than greed.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by davethetruth

I'm talking 12-14 yo's who shouldn't be having sex.

Hmm, and at what age did you lose your virginity? Most people I know lost it during the above years.

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

As the world likes to forgive criminal activity (other thread), ignorance and idiotic behavior at the mere drop/site of cash: here is my million dollar idea:

[sarcasm]Can't get laid boys? Find out how much the vestal virgin is being paid by daddy and up the amount ... from 'daddies little girl', to 'what a typical whore', in mere minutes, and all for less than the price of one-cup of coffee a day.[/sarcasm]

How about being a good parent - spend time with the children you (not speaking to any one person directly, but more so all that agree with that whorish mentality) so willingly spawned and educate them on things other than greed.

Daddy! Look at me!!! You're right, it seems that most kids just need a little more attention and a little more parenting.

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

Hmm, and at what age did you lose your virginity? Most people I know lost it during the above years.

11 yo to a gay uncle named "Shok" ;)

[KMR Stitch]

wait isn't this an a pornographer message board?

[brilsmurf]

as a MD:

for once and for always:

ANATOMICLY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SURE THAT A GIRL IS A VIRGIN!
when i was a 'stagair' i saw a women with a hymen opening with a diameter from 1,3 cm who had a completly normal sexual intercourse about 5 times a week
i rest my case...

[MetaMan]

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

wait isn't this an a pornographer message board?

ya wtf are you still doing here?

loser.

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by brilsmurf

as a MD:

for once and for always:

ANATOMICLY IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SURE THAT A GIRL IS A VIRGIN!
when i was a 'stagair' i saw a women with a hymen opening with a diameter from 1,3 cm who had a completly normal sexual intercourse about 5 times a week
i rest my case...

Ok, case closed then.

I think the bigger issue is that people don't care about their daughters having sex at a young age (assuming they are educated about it).

Maybe I'm just a pussy, but I think it would bother me if I did have a daughter and she was getting nailed before the age of say... 15 or 16.

[QuaWee]

They tried that on "George Lopez" instead it was a car and it didnt work. His daughter ended up getting pregnant on the season finale. But, hey its just a show.

[chadglni]

Lets say for a minute this became widespread.

Thousands of girls remain virgins longer than they would have to make a few bucks.

Imagine the rich old men that want to bang virgins outbidding daddy.

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by chadglni

Lets say for a minute this became widespread.

Thousands of girls remain virgins longer than they would have to make a few bucks.

Imagine the rich old men that want to bang virgins outbidding daddy.

Hhahahahaha

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Daddy! Look at me!!! You're right, it seems that most kids just need a little more attention and a little more parenting.

I strongly believe our society is packed full of bad parents (especially Roman Catholic ones, as they are not 'allowed' to wrap willy) that had some intrinsic or inherit need to reproduce without using common sense ('can I commit all my time, effort and love to this HUGE responsibility).

I believe it is getting close to the point where people need to be tested on their parenting skills, and if the 'couple' fail, no wah-wah!

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

Because that would go against a certain type of cave-dwelling person's (uh, archaic) double-standards or hypocrisies:

Girls get nailed = sluts
Guys nail away = studs

[joke] Man, how long have you been out of the cave?[/joke]

That was pretty much my point ... if you didn't get it . Thanx for explaining my reverse-question ;)

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by davethetruth

Ok, case closed then.

I think the bigger issue is that people don't care about their daughters having sex at a young age (assuming they are educated about it).

Maybe I'm just a pussy, but I think it would bother me if I did have a daughter and she was getting nailed before the age of say... 15 or 16.

This is the main problem in the society right now

Parents bitch about violent movies / video games ... but can't take care of their kids ...

They bitch they can go to porn sites, but can't install a fucking filter ...

They just don't take care of their kids and want everybody else too .

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

I strongly believe our society is packed full of bad parents (especially Roman Catholic ones, as they are not 'allowed' to wrap willy) that had some intrinsic or inherit need to reproduce without using common sense ('can I commit all my time, effort and love to this HUGE responsibility).

I believe it is getting close to the point where people need to be tested on their parenting skills, and if the 'couple' fail, no wah-wah!

I've been taught in a catholic family ... and I know tons of religious people who aren't "nuts" and can think for themselves .

The biggest message in the bible is :
"Love others more then yourself" . if you read it right, the new testament can learn you a lot about life ... It dosen't mean they are bad parents.

But I agree that right wing nuts should be all killed on the spot.

[High Quality]

That is friggin hilarious

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Question 1 / You find pot in your 12-year old child's room, what do you do:
A). Beat them senseless.
B). Send them off to military or boarding school.
C). Enrol them in ADAC.
D). Tell them to give the bag back.
E). Sit down with your child, ask them why they are interested in it, and if genuine acquire educational material to help ensure they know exactly what they are getting into. Review the material so to ensure it is not bias or propaganda.
F). Back to the store to ask for a refund cause the one you got is defective.

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by ronaldo

The LAST thing I'd want for my son OR my daughter is to be a virgin on their wedding night.

So I can fuck your daughter?

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

Because that would go against a certain type of cave-dwelling person's (uh, archaic) double-standards or hypocrisies:

Girls get nailed = sluts
Guys nail away = studs

This is simple. Girls own the pussy. It's EASY to GIVE something away. A guy has to work at getting laid.

take a couple:

Guys wants sex girls doesn't that means no sex.
Guys doesn't wants sex girls does that mean ther will be sex. If the guy says no he won't any later on.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I've been taught in a catholic family ... and I know tons of religious people who aren't "nuts" and can think for themselves .
The biggest message in the bible is :
"Love others more then yourself" . if you read it right, the new testament can learn you a lot about life ... It dosen't mean they are bad parents.
But I agree that right wing nuts should be all killed on the spot.

I am Italian and attended many RC schools (St.Rock in TO was my first) ... which is my excuse for being like this

Doctor Dre, I am glad you could see what I was getting at.

KILL EM ALL ... uh, shit wrong message ...

[davethetruth]

Originally Posted by GatorB

This is simple. Girls own the pussy. It's EASY to GIVE something away. A guy has to work at getting laid.

take a couple:

Guys wants sex girls doesn't that means no sex.
Guys doesn't wants sex girls does that mean ther will be sex. If the guy says no he won't any later on.

Good point. I also think that it helps a guys self-confidence.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by GatorB

So I can fuck your daughter?

... you need

[Hollywood Horwitz]

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

wait isn't this an a pornographer message board?

[ronaldo]

Originally Posted by GatorB

So I can fuck your daughter?

Not while she's 6, but when she's older I'll tell her to call you.

[Paco, of Large Cash.]

Originally Posted by ronaldo

Not while she's 6, but when she's older I'll tell her to call you.

And that is what I call a good parent ... allows his offspring the freedom of choice.


Hats off to yah Pa!

[Dollarmansteve]

Ok, so you pay her 2 grand because she's still a vigin. How much does she pay you every time she does any of the following

1. gives head
2. takes it up the ass
3. gets head
4. gives a hand job
5. gets titty fucked

....etc. Like someone said earlier, sex encompasses more than vaginal intercourse.

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

And that is what I call a good parent ... allows his offspring the freedom of choice.


Hats off to yah Pa!

Freedom to be pregnant at 14 and to get herpes. YEAH!

There is a reason why minors are considered minors. They aren't mature enough to make adult decisions. If they were they would be called ADULTS.

[GatorB]

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

Ok, so you pay her 2 grand because she's still a vigin. How much does she pay you every time she does any of the following

1. gives head
2. takes it up the ass
3. gets head
4. gives a hand job
5. gets titty fucked

....etc. Like someone said earlier, sex encompasses more than vaginal intercourse.

How can you prove she's virgin? So she doesn't take dick in a pussy. She can take one in the ass or she can suck dick.

[ronaldo]

Originally Posted by GatorB

Freedom to be pregnant at 14 and to get herpes. YEAH!

There is a reason why minors are considered minors. They aren't mature enough to make adult decisions. If they were they would be called ADULTS.

That's where the education factor comes into it.

I don't want my kids having unprotected sex, but I don't want them repressed to the point that while they're married, all they can think about is what it would be like to be with someone else sexually.

That wouldn't make for a very stable marriage.

[Dollarmansteve]

Originally Posted by GatorB

How can you prove she's virgin? So she doesn't take dick in a pussy. She can take one in the ass or she can suck dick.

lol.. this was exactly my point. There are lots of virgins out there who suck a mean cock!!!