XxXotic: How to make a total moron out of yourself part ! - GoFuckYourself.com

Mike Dutch · 07-22-2005, 09:33 AM

How to make an complete idiot out of yourself part 1 , written, directed and composed by XxXotic short summary 1

Or get the whole book here: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=494644

to begin post something like this:

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

Stop spamming email addresses that don't exist, I give a rats ass that your pisspoor program now offers epassporte, shove it up your ass. Fucking idiots. I'd push pibcash again before I pushed you worthless loads momma shoulda swallowed

then get everybody angry:

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

compliments? idiot, did you even READ my post dipshit? I'm getting spam to EMAIL ADDRESSES THAT DO NOT EXIST! so telling me I'm a payserve (whatever the fuck that is) is a crock of shit. I use ONE email to submit and ONE email to join programs and of the 7 emails I got from you not a single one was to EITHER of those email addies.

I could make more money selling ice to eskimo's then pushing anything from your pitiful spamming ass program.

Let you know what email address it is? If it were to an email address that actually existed that'd be possible

but since you're just MAKING RANDOM EMAIL ADDRESSES UP I guess me telling you anything is pointless. I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire, let alone EVER send your shitty little program traffic. Get used to grandma's basement, I doubt you'll ever make it out.

The grandma's basement consist out of:

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

Oke , I think you must be drunk.

We have 85 people in the office, 120 models in our studio's, 35 programmers offshore, 8 designers offshore.

Our content photorama.nl has over 13.000.000 pics organised with 2257 and yes we sell most to nastydollars and other big programs.

VXS bill does over 2.000.000 adult transactions a month for various programs .
We offer billings. hosting and scrubbing solutions. We have over 800 dedicated servers standing.

XOdvd ships worldwide dvd's for many many sites and handles shipping throught our own owned distribution center.

Besides that we have 12 magazines published in 5 different languages.

So I dont know where the hate comes from, we are reliable and steady, ask any body.

I will now run an stats on all your sites and network to see how big you are.

BTW all is based in one huge buidling owned by us, yes we just bought a piece of propierty and build our own offices , just outside of Amsterdam so we can offer steady hosting.

We also setup www.askjolene.com and have around 3000 domains which have sites or portals to generate traffic.

We try to attend all shows and be proffesional, you should now better, since it seems you are quite long in the business.

the say you dont care about sizes lol:

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

if you need to resort to spamming made up email addresses one CAN only assume you're small since you have to resort to shit eating tactics to generate webmasters. I really dont give a fuck if you do 1 join a year or 500 joins a day. I'll do my "research" when you stop spamming, how's that?

Buynow and get one for free!!

[size=7}Sign up for payserve now with My referral [/size]

Phoenix · 07-22-2005, 09:43 AM

he's going to tell Jact on you

XxXotic · 07-22-2005, 09:45 AM

If I epass you a quarter, will you call someone who actually cares? Because you're SERIOUSLY fooling yourself if you think I do. Damn it's easy to get you worked up, I think I'll make you my new hobby

Mike Dutch · 07-22-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

If I epass you a quarter, will you call someone who actually cares? Because you're SERIOUSLY fooling yourself if you think I do. Damn it's easy to get you worked up, I think I'll make you my new hobby

yup that's right. I don't like scammers like you.

On the other hand it's easy to " use" people like yourself as marketing tools , thanks we should have more of your species around

If you make it to Miami , I'll buy you a beer

XxXotic · 07-22-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

yup that's right. I don't like scammers like you.

On the other hand it's easy to " use" people like yourself as marketing tools , thanks we should have more of your species around

scammers?

tell me what exactly it is I've scammed? you're the one spamming, not me dipshit. Again, if you think I give a shit what you like or don't like, you're fooling yourself but whatever helps get you through the day...

Mike Dutch · 07-22-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

scammers?

tell me what exactly it is I've scammed? you'rethe one spamming, not me dipshit. Again, if you think I give a shit what you like or don't like, you're fooling yourself but whatever helps get you through the day...

I like your vocabalary, it's whide extended and diverse

I just reply to your posts, silly

Kevsh · 07-22-2005, 09:55 AM

If XxXotic hates PayServe so much, you are sure giving them a lot of free promotion with your drama thread and replying in this one! I'm sure Mike appreciates the exposure (and new affiliate signups you're getting him)!

Mike Dutch · 07-22-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

he's going to tell Jact on you

he buddy ;)

Sorry for my language but what's " Jact" , english is not my native language

Cya in Miami right?

Phoenix · 07-22-2005, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

he buddy ;)

Sorry for my language but what's " Jact" , english is not my native language

Cya in Miami right?

hehe it is ok...not important i was just busting balls

you know we will be hanging out in miami my friend...i arrive on the 4th

american pervert · 07-22-2005, 10:12 AM

So they are sending you spam to email address that don't exist? can you please explain this to me, how do you get emails that don't exisit? is your account a catch all?

also, you must really be a dipshit to think payserve is some mom and pop operation.. they have been around before you and will be around after you....

MaDalton · 07-22-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

[size=7}Sign up for payserve now with My referral [/size]

you were doing good until this noob mistake with the wrong bracket...

j/k - see you soon

Apache_A · 07-22-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by american perv

.. they have been around before you and will be around after you....

Yeah, who is this fucking newbie XxXotic guy any way? i've never fucking heard of him.... he'll never last, seems like an asshat. I'll give him 3/6 month before he realises he can't make a dime and fucks off.

Sexy Rex · 07-22-2005, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

If I epass you a quarter, will you call someone who actually cares? Because you're SERIOUSLY fooling yourself if you think I do. Damn it's easy to get you worked up, I think I'll make you my new hobby

XxXotic, if I send you a few unsolicited emails, would you hate my company too? Cause I'm a bit jalous of the great and positive exposure you give to payserve...

Marie · 07-22-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Totem Rex

XxXotic, if I send you a few unsolicited emails, would you hate my company too? Cause I'm a bit jalous of the great and positive exposure you give to payserve...

Ha!

Expect some bad stuff coming from me, after what you did to me yesterday, Richard!!

Mike Dutch · 07-22-2005, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Apache_A

Yeah, who is this fucking newbie XxXotic guy any way? i've never fucking heard of him.... he'll never last, seems like an asshat. I'll give him 3/6 month before he realises he can't make a dime and fucks off.

my 2cc anyway

jact · 07-22-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

he's going to tell Jact on you

I'm not sure exactly what you're getting at with this, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Mike Dutch · 07-23-2005, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jact

I'm not sure exactly what you're getting at with this, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

He is just kicking balls here ;)

Rui · 07-23-2005, 08:36 AM

wtf is this thread for...totally unedded, this is not the sort of behavior i'm used to see you guys having...

Mike Dutch · 07-23-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rui

wtf is this thread for...totally unedded, this is not the sort of behavior i'm used to see you guys having...

True, I'm n ot into this normally, but this was just not fair.
If you have a problem come directly to me first and don't start caling us names out of the blue ;)

But we spoke on ICQ and It's settled.

Giorgio_Xo · 07-23-2005, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

True, I'm n ot into this normally, but this was just not fair.
If you have a problem come directly to me first and don't start caling us names out of the blue ;)

But we spoke on ICQ and It's settled.

Fear of losing business is a great motivator. People need to remember what is in their signatures before opening their mouths. Hopefully, XxXxxXx-whatever remembers.

stevo · 07-23-2005, 09:29 AM

If an email address doesn't exist, how does it get spammed?

nico-t · 07-23-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by stevo

If an email address doesn't exist, how does it get spammed?

exactly what i was wondering! when it doesnt exist how can you even see its getting spammed? weird...

Mike Dutch · 07-23-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo

Fear of losing business is a great motivator. People need to remember what is in their signatures before opening their mouths. Hopefully, XxXxxXx-whatever remembers.

It's all settled, I asked him to mail me the adres or contact me when this happens again which I doubt, but any software can have bugs or problems and if so I want to solve that.

SenSEO · 07-25-2005, 12:32 AM

Damn, Mike! What did I miss during my vacation? And who's the sadman you are sweeping the floor with???

07-22-2005, 09:45 AM	#3
XxXotic Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Da Swamps Posts: 8,500	If I epass you a quarter, will you call someone who actually cares? Because you're SERIOUSLY fooling yourself if you think I do. Damn it's easy to get you worked up, I think I'll make you my new hobby __________________ Sponsors.. Tired of people not using your shitty RSS Feeds? Let Us Help You! Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013

07-22-2005, 10:12 AM	#10
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	So they are sending you spam to email address that don't exist? can you please explain this to me, how do you get emails that don't exisit? is your account a catch all? also, you must really be a dipshit to think payserve is some mom and pop operation.. they have been around before you and will be around after you.... __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

07-25-2005, 12:32 AM	#24
SenSEO Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 346	Sadman Damn, Mike! What did I miss during my vacation? And who's the sadman you are sweeping the floor with??? __________________ icq: 37-099-482 Payserve is stuffing webmasters with money since 1997! PAY-OUT IN EURO'S!!! SPONSORS: Would you like to add free nude webcam chat to your memberarea, boost your retention and make additional revenue? >> Check out our free live whitelabel! Includes webmaster referral option!

07-22-2005, 09:43 AM	#2
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	he's going to tell Jact on you

07-22-2005, 09:55 AM	#7
Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	If XxXotic hates PayServe so much, you are sure giving them a lot of free promotion with your drama thread and replying in this one! I'm sure Mike appreciates the exposure (and new affiliate signups you're getting him)!

07-23-2005, 08:36 AM	#18
Rui web Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: On icq: 85-483-060 Posts: 9,533	wtf is this thread for...totally unedded, this is not the sort of behavior i'm used to see you guys having...

07-23-2005, 09:29 AM	#21
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	If an email address doesn't exist, how does it get spammed?