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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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How Many Of You Have Crapped Your Pants As Adults?
well have you and why? Steve Lightspeed admitted he did and in public - I'm sure many of you have similar stories, please share them with the rest of the class.
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I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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Location: Toronto
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lol i haven't done it yet
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Germany
Posts: 1,966
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Nope sorry...
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Location: New York ICQ#348007554
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Come on...Bunch of bullshit artists! Have balls. Yea, I shit my pants. Was on Omnicef (an antibiotic) about a year ago for sinus infection, and it makes you shit your brains out...lucky I was home or it would have been really bad...it was down my legs, in my shoes, you name it.
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: far far away, in a land unknown. Full of mutants and illegal immigrant webmasters.
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I've sharted a few times.
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Workin With The Devil
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: West Bloomfield, MI
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I think everyone has sharted a time or two
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Location: (Still) One Touch Cockie
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hm, i can wholeheartedly say i haven't.
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
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It was from the Taco Bell...I swear
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Real poo, no. But...
Once I went over 2 months without eating fast food. Then I ate some and a short while later it was flowing out of me. LUCKILY I'd already returned home. The worse thing would be getting diarrhea in public and having it run all down your leg and all over the floor. Has that happened to anyone? |
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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Location: Tampa, FL
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about 10 days ago.
the shart lit me up. I was at the bank.
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Choice is an Illusion
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land of Obama
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Never crapped my pants. Pissed my pants once as a teen.
We were shooting bottle rockets at this one dude's house who had cussed us out once about going to fast down this road a friend's gf lived on. So one year we had some extra bottle rockets left over from out annual bottle rocket wars, and we were shooting them at his house. He had a bunch of huskies (dog) and they were going ape shit. Anyways, as we were running off, I was the last of 3, and he clotheslined me. I was dazed to say the least, and before I know it he had me up in the air by the shirt and was shaking me. I pissed my pants. Other than that incident, never had any 'movements' since. ![]() |
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Programming King Pin
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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lol wow...
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My Sig was too Big! :(
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 2,554
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nope, I haven't done it yet
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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The fart that turns into a shart :P
It just sneaks up on you! |
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