Never crapped my pants. Pissed my pants once as a teen.
We were shooting bottle rockets at this one dude's house who had cussed us out once about going to fast down this road a friend's gf lived on. So one year we had some extra bottle rockets left over from out annual bottle rocket wars, and we were shooting them at his house. He had a bunch of huskies (dog) and they were going ape shit. Anyways, as we were running off, I was the last of 3, and he clotheslined me. I was dazed to say the least, and before I know it he had me up in the air by the shirt and was shaking me. I pissed my pants.
Other than that incident, never had any 'movements' since.
