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Old 07-20-2005, 02:17 AM   #1
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I just accidentally shot a load up my nose... WTF?

Man... rubbing one out and normally I'm a dripper but FUUUUCKKKK, wouldnt you know it this shit shot straight into my nostril on the first blast.

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Old 07-20-2005, 02:21 AM   #2
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We need pics!


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Old 07-20-2005, 02:25 AM   #3
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Accident...pshaw right, ya' ol' cum snorter.





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Old 07-20-2005, 02:25 AM   #4
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We need pics!


noooooooooooooooooo ;)
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:25 AM   #5
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We need pics!


You know if I had my gear sitting here I swear I would of taken a pic of that.

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Shooting your 3 day backed up load right up your nose... priceless.
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:26 AM   #6
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this thread is useless without pics
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:26 AM   #7
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Accident...pshaw right, ya' ol' cum snorter.

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If your July 4th girl wanted me to snort cum... I would snort cum from New York to LA.

Can we please have another pic of that stunning woman?
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:30 AM   #8
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You know if I had my gear sitting here I swear I would of taken a pic of that.

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Shooting your 3 day backed up load right up your nose... priceless.
Yeah, like you go three days without losing a load. That's rich. I thought three hours (not counting sleep/blackout hours) was your record.



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Old 07-20-2005, 02:36 AM   #9
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Yeah, like you go three days without losing a load. That's rich. I thought three hours (not counting sleep/blackout hours) was your record.



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Oh man... jacking off DRAINS me. Literally. Ha. If I rub one out, I'm useless for working online. I pace myself. Once every day or sometimes every other day. Once in a blue moon I'll have a wank-a-thon and rub out 3... but that's rare and I really have to have NOTHING to do and not been laid in a while.
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:37 AM   #10
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Man... rubbing one out and normally I'm a dripper but FUUUUCKKKK, wouldnt you know it this shit shot straight into my nostril on the first blast.

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Old 07-20-2005, 02:39 AM   #11
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Shooting your 3 day backed up load right up your nose... priceless.

That would have been funny.


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Old 07-20-2005, 02:40 AM   #12
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some things are better left unsaid...but this was a good laugh

i usually get it on my nose, eyes & hair
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:45 AM   #13
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good that it hit your nostrils not your mouth.
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Old 07-20-2005, 02:46 AM   #14
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Since you asked...



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Old 07-20-2005, 02:47 AM   #15
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Accident...pshaw right, ya' ol' cum snorter.





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Old 07-20-2005, 02:58 AM   #16
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pics will be much appreciated.
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Old 07-20-2005, 04:39 AM   #17
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yeah, i would agree to that.
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Old 07-20-2005, 05:53 AM   #18
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ewww - next time aim for the eyes - that you could sell
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