I just accidentally shot a load up my nose... WTF?
 

Man... rubbing one out and normally I'm a dripper but FUUUUCKKKK, wouldnt you know it this shit shot straight into my nostril on the first blast. :1orglaugh

:helpme

We need pics!


:upsidedow

Accident...pshaw right, ya' ol' cum snorter. :winkwink:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/im...yeverett_3.jpg

http://www.snot.com/images/anieyes.gif

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noooooooooooooooooo ;)

You know if I had my gear sitting here I swear I would of taken a pic of that.

30 day membership to adult web site: $29.95
1 Tube of Astroglide: $14.34
1 (small) Electro anal bead: $24.95
Shooting your 3 day backed up load right up your nose... priceless.

this thread is useless without pics :1orglaugh

If your July 4th girl wanted me to snort cum... I would snort cum from New York to LA. :1orglaugh

Can we please have another pic of that stunning woman?

Yeah, like you go three days without losing a load. That's rich. I thought three hours (not counting sleep/blackout hours) was your record.

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Oh man... jacking off DRAINS me. Literally. Ha. If I rub one out, I'm useless for working online. I pace myself. Once every day or sometimes every other day. Once in a blue moon I'll have a wank-a-thon and rub out 3... but that's rare and I really have to have NOTHING to do and not been laid in a while. :upsidedow

snort it like cocaine!

That would have been funny.


:winkwink:

some things are better left unsaid...but this was a good laugh

i usually get it on my nose, eyes & hair

good that it hit your nostrils not your mouth.

Since you asked...

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/tgp/20...h/adg01089.jpg

BTW, who is that in your new sig? Tell me it's not the sarin gas guru (head of the Aum Shinri Kyo).

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pics will be much appreciated.

yeah, i would agree to that.

ewww - next time aim for the eyes - that you could sell