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YDG · 01-30-2002, 04:39 AM

Here's the low down..

Christmas Eve party met a sexy sexy girl and got off with her. She was really into me, and we said we'd meet up in a week or so. Cool !. After getting off my rocks with Alcohol, I decided to also start snogging my best friends sister who hapened to be there, whilst this other girl went to powder whatever they powder in the rest room.

So she comes back and catches me at it, and aint so happy.

So, a week later i give her a call and she doesn't answer. Then another week goes and i call again and no answer. So I leave her a message and she doesn't call me back.

Thing is I know this girl had liked me for months, and I know she ain't got a boyfriend. She only lives down the road from me, and has got the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen.

What do I do, persue it or get on with my fucked up life.

bhutocracy · 01-30-2002, 04:51 AM

1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis

trust me.

Roberto · 01-30-2002, 04:51 AM

get on with your fucked up life and persue it

geoff · 01-30-2002, 04:57 AM

yep sounds like you fucked up bigtime!

I doubt blaming it on the alcohol is going to cut it as an excuse. I'd buy her a big bunch of flowers, and put a note with it saying something along the lines of, you fucked up bigtime and realise she is very pissed at you and doesnt want to see you again, but the flowers are just to say sorry for any hurt you may have caused that night.

oh, and then get on with your fucked up life

Lexxx · 01-30-2002, 04:58 AM

Do NOT hit on your best friend's sister... never ends up good.

Blame everything on you being wasted... and try to get her one more time.

[damn it's early]

funkmaster · 01-30-2002, 05:28 AM

"1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis"

... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

He-Man · 01-30-2002, 06:00 AM

suicide!!

pr0 · 01-30-2002, 06:09 AM

You know what man....im sick of seein my bruthaz worry bout shit like dis.

Heres the low-down

There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world.

Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....if you talk a good game & walk a good game....girl woulda came right back to ya...but apparently you don't....

So like i said....spend 300$ on some decent clothes, get a fuckin pecker in your pants & go pimpin

Amputate Your Head · 01-30-2002, 07:43 AM

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pornjacker · 01-30-2002, 07:47 AM

Just fuck your best friends sister instead.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-30-2002, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
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Bwahahahaaaaa

Sounds like sound advice to me !!!

DialerNET · 01-30-2002, 08:48 AM

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Originally posted by YDG
She only lives down the road from me, and has got the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen.

If that's all you care about, then go find a whore instead - cos you ain't gonna find anyone worthwhile with an attitude like that.

My advice? Go to the movies with Boneprone and have some of his popcorn.

Jason.

Jakke PNG · 01-30-2002, 09:07 AM

I good pussy replicant if you can't get any from her:
Instructions

Buy a cucumber
Cut it in half
Put it in a microwave oven for a few secs (not too hot, just warm)
Take the insides out.
Stick your cock in it.

heheh...

BK681 · 01-30-2002, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by pr0

There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world.

Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....

....go pimpin

That is the best advice your ever gonna get!!!

Amen!

BK681

AbeFroman · 01-30-2002, 09:26 AM

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Cheshire · 01-30-2002, 09:37 AM

This advice goes out to ALL GUYS... If you want a girl to like you after you've been a bad boy *show her how important she is to you*. If she's not, then just let it go.
If you're playing a game to get off don't pick a girl that's a gem to you, go for a biotch (a snatch with legs, like your best friend's sister apparently).
Know the difference between the Biotch you want to see how far you can get with, and the Gem that you want to know and know and know.
If this girl down the street is a Gem, show her that you think she is. Right now she's got you pegged as a Player, and she doesn't have time to be your field.

YDG · 01-30-2002, 09:49 AM

OK, so here's what I'm gonna do.

1. Tonight get wazzered

2. Tommorrow I'll call her again
3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts

Cheshire · 01-30-2002, 09:55 AM

Happy to see you took my advice to heart.

Nedder · 01-30-2002, 09:57 AM

just forget both of them and go after your best friend, you sound kind of homo to me anyway.

Nz

Scootermuze · 01-30-2002, 11:21 AM

She obviously wants more than a fuck-buddy, and you pretty well showed her that's all you wanted.. actually you showed her ya wanted several fuck-buddies..
The chances of her believing otherwise are tantamount with puttin hairspray back into the can..

Ya wanted her.. ya had her.. ya blew it..

Live & learn..

BruceM · 01-30-2002, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis

trust me.

Do you suggest a crueller, or perhaps an old-fashioned glazed? What about those cream-filled donuts without holes, can you make a hole and use them?

LOL

bhutocracy · 01-30-2002, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster

... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

behold! you speaketh the truth brotha funk.

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[i]3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts[/B]

and seek the path of the righteous man... hold aloft that yeasty man-halo..

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[i]Do you suggest a crueller, or perhaps an old-fashioned glazed? What about those cream-filled donuts without holes, can you make a hole and use them[/B]

the cream donut; a yeasty hymen waiting to be punctured... rasberry jam on the sheets will be considered proof of consumation brother bruce.....

BruceM · 01-30-2002, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy

the cream donut; a yeasty hymen waiting to be punctured... rasberry jam on the sheets will be considered proof of consumation brother bruce.....

Raspberry cream it is then!!!
LOL - you're a funny motherfucker!!!

Speedy26 · 01-30-2002, 07:36 PM

if she is stupid enough to go out with you again, she must be a real bimbo..

Lev · 01-30-2002, 07:59 PM

I think the best solution to your problem, is to change your sex and move to China

01-30-2002, 04:39 AM	#1
YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	Fucked up big time - advice Here's the low down.. Christmas Eve party met a sexy sexy girl and got off with her. She was really into me, and we said we'd meet up in a week or so. Cool !. After getting off my rocks with Alcohol, I decided to also start snogging my best friends sister who hapened to be there, whilst this other girl went to powder whatever they powder in the rest room. So she comes back and catches me at it, and aint so happy. So, a week later i give her a call and she doesn't answer. Then another week goes and i call again and no answer. So I leave her a message and she doesn't call me back. Thing is I know this girl had liked me for months, and I know she ain't got a boyfriend. She only lives down the road from me, and has got the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen. What do I do, persue it or get on with my fucked up life.

01-30-2002, 04:57 AM	#4
geoff Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: outback, Australia Posts: 192	yep sounds like you fucked up bigtime! I doubt blaming it on the alcohol is going to cut it as an excuse. I'd buy her a big bunch of flowers, and put a note with it saying something along the lines of, you fucked up bigtime and realise she is very pissed at you and doesnt want to see you again, but the flowers are just to say sorry for any hurt you may have caused that night. oh, and then get on with your fucked up life __________________ Nothing motivates more than the thought of being poor! PornMegaBucks 25 niche sites - 60% recurring - build yourself some long term recurring income Software Bucks - CleanBrowser + iSuperCharger

01-30-2002, 04:58 AM	#5
Lexxx Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 1,489	Do NOT hit on your best friend's sister... never ends up good. Blame everything on you being wasted... and try to get her one more time. [damn it's early] Last edited by Lexxx; 01-30-2002 at 04:59 AM..

01-30-2002, 06:00 AM	#7
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01-30-2002, 09:07 AM	#13
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I good pussy replicant if you can't get any from her: Instructions Buy a cucumber Cut it in half Put it in a microwave oven for a few secs (not too hot, just warm) Take the insides out. Stick your cock in it. heheh... __________________ ..and I'm off.

01-30-2002, 04:51 AM	#2
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	1. find a donut. 2. put it on your penis trust me.

01-30-2002, 04:51 AM	#3
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	get on with your fucked up life and persue it

01-30-2002, 05:28 AM	#6
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	"1. find a donut. 2. put it on your penis" ... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

01-30-2002, 06:09 AM	#8
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	You know what man....im sick of seein my bruthaz worry bout shit like dis. Heres the low-down There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world. Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....if you talk a good game & walk a good game....girl woulda came right back to ya...but apparently you don't.... So like i said....spend 300$ on some decent clothes, get a fuckin pecker in your pants & go pimpin

01-30-2002, 07:43 AM	#9
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	format c:

01-30-2002, 07:47 AM	#10
pornjacker Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: UK Posts: 140	Just fuck your best friends sister instead.

01-30-2002, 09:26 AM	#15
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01-30-2002, 09:37 AM	#16
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	This advice goes out to ALL GUYS... If you want a girl to like you after you've been a bad boy show her how important she is to you. If she's not, then just let it go. If you're playing a game to get off don't pick a girl that's a gem to you, go for a biotch (a snatch with legs, like your best friend's sister apparently). Know the difference between the Biotch you want to see how far you can get with, and the Gem that you want to know and know and know. If this girl down the street is a Gem, show her that you think she is. Right now she's got you pegged as a Player, and she doesn't have time to be your field. __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-30-2002, 09:49 AM	#17
YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	OK, so here's what I'm gonna do. 1. Tonight get wazzered 2. Tommorrow I'll call her again 3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts

01-30-2002, 09:55 AM	#18
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Happy to see you took my advice to heart. __________________ just a little bit naughty

01-30-2002, 09:57 AM	#19
Nedder Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 555	just forget both of them and go after your best friend, you sound kind of homo to me anyway. Nz

01-30-2002, 11:21 AM	#20
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	She obviously wants more than a fuck-buddy, and you pretty well showed her that's all you wanted.. actually you showed her ya wanted several fuck-buddies.. The chances of her believing otherwise are tantamount with puttin hairspray back into the can.. Ya wanted her.. ya had her.. ya blew it.. Live & learn..

01-30-2002, 07:36 PM	#24
Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	if she is stupid enough to go out with you again, she must be a real bimbo..

01-30-2002, 07:59 PM	#25
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	I think the best solution to your problem, is to change your sex and move to China