Fucked up big time - advice
 

Here's the low down..

Christmas Eve party met a sexy sexy girl and got off with her. She was really into me, and we said we'd meet up in a week or so. Cool !. After getting off my rocks with Alcohol, I decided to also start snogging my best friends sister who hapened to be there, whilst this other girl went to powder whatever they powder in the rest room.

So she comes back and catches me at it, and aint so happy.

So, a week later i give her a call and she doesn't answer. Then another week goes and i call again and no answer. So I leave her a message and she doesn't call me back.

Thing is I know this girl had liked me for months, and I know she ain't got a boyfriend. She only lives down the road from me, and has got the greatest pair of tits I've ever seen.

What do I do, persue it or get on with my fucked up life.

1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis

trust me.

get on with your fucked up life and persue it

yep sounds like you fucked up bigtime!

I doubt blaming it on the alcohol is going to cut it as an excuse. I'd buy her a big bunch of flowers, and put a note with it saying something along the lines of, you fucked up bigtime and realise she is very pissed at you and doesnt want to see you again, but the flowers are just to say sorry for any hurt you may have caused that night.

oh, and then get on with your fucked up life :)

Do NOT hit on your best friend's sister... never ends up good.

Blame everything on you being wasted... and try to get her one more time.

[damn it's early]

"1. find a donut.
2. put it on your penis"

... this is the best advice I have ever heared. and to tell you the truth it is the truth ... errr ?

suicide!!:thumbsup

You know what man....im sick of seein my bruthaz worry bout shit like dis.


Heres the low-down


There are literally BILLIONS of women in the world.


Smoke a blunt, put on sum phat gear & hit the street brutha....if you talk a good game & walk a good game....girl woulda came right back to ya...but apparently you don't....

So like i said....spend 300$ on some decent clothes, get a fuckin pecker in your pants & go pimpin :)

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Just fuck your best friends sister instead.

Bwahahahaaaaa

Sounds like sound advice to me !!! :thumbsup

If that's all you care about, then go find a whore instead - cos you ain't gonna find anyone worthwhile with an attitude like that.

My advice? Go to the movies with Boneprone and have some of his popcorn.

Jason.

I good pussy replicant if you can't get any from her:
Instructions

Buy a cucumber
Cut it in half
Put it in a microwave oven for a few secs (not too hot, just warm)
Take the insides out.
Stick your cock in it. :)

heheh...

:Graucho

That is the best advice your ever gonna get!!!

Amen!

BK681 :321GFY

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This advice goes out to ALL GUYS... If you want a girl to like you after you've been a bad boy *show her how important she is to you*. If she's not, then just let it go.
If you're playing a game to get off don't pick a girl that's a gem to you, go for a biotch (a snatch with legs, like your best friend's sister apparently).
Know the difference between the Biotch you want to see how far you can get with, and the Gem that you want to know and know and know.
If this girl down the street is a Gem, show her that you think she is. Right now she's got you pegged as a Player, and she doesn't have time to be your field.
:thumbsup

OK, so here's what I'm gonna do.

1. Tonight get wazzered :stoned
2. Tommorrow I'll call her again
3. Friday head down to Dunkin Donuts

Happy to see you took my advice to heart.
:thefinger :girl

just forget both of them and go after your best friend, you sound kind of homo to me anyway.

Nz

She obviously wants more than a fuck-buddy, and you pretty well showed her that's all you wanted.. actually you showed her ya wanted several fuck-buddies..
The chances of her believing otherwise are tantamount with puttin hairspray back into the can..

Ya wanted her.. ya had her.. ya blew it..

Live & learn..

Do you suggest a crueller, or perhaps an old-fashioned glazed? What about those cream-filled donuts without holes, can you make a hole and use them?

LOL :thumbsup

behold! you speaketh the truth brotha funk.

and seek the path of the righteous man... hold aloft that yeasty man-halo..


the cream donut; a yeasty hymen waiting to be punctured... rasberry jam on the sheets will be considered proof of consumation brother bruce.....

:angel

Raspberry cream it is then!!!
LOL - you're a funny motherfucker!!! :1orglaugh

if she is stupid enough to go out with you again, she must be a real bimbo..:glugglug

I think the best solution to your problem, is to change your sex and move to China