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chupachups · 07-18-2005, 09:25 PM

Check this out!

http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/

tony286 · 07-18-2005, 09:27 PM

very cool keyboard

MikeVega · 07-18-2005, 09:29 PM

this was posted last night .. but i couldn't get a price range on it ... anyone have an idea ..

Spunky · 07-18-2005, 09:30 PM

Damn sweet keyboard..gotta have one

Pete-KT · 07-18-2005, 09:31 PM

i want one

Young · 07-18-2005, 09:31 PM

Posted 2 times last night.

Regardless I'm excited to see a working model...it would be killer for Photoshop.

poisson · 07-18-2005, 09:32 PM

That's not pimp, it is bad.

Expo_Vids · 07-18-2005, 09:33 PM

needs a sperm guard

poisson · 07-18-2005, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids

needs a sperm guard

It exist, to tired to find and post the pic.

SmutGiant · 07-18-2005, 09:36 PM

I think I jizzed my pants while viewing that page. I'm guessing it will be in the $500+ range... but how many people are actually willing to pay that? You're better off spending much less on some typing lessons so you wouldn't have to look at the keyboard anyways lol.

AdultWebGraphics · 07-18-2005, 09:37 PM

http://primotechnology.com/index.php...imus/index.htm

SomeCreep · 07-18-2005, 09:38 PM

That keyboard is leet. If it came in an ergonomic design, I would buy one.

BigBen · 07-18-2005, 09:40 PM

vaporware

Clicky_Bucks · 07-18-2005, 09:48 PM

Its not made yet. That is just someone's idea.

SmutGiant · 07-18-2005, 09:53 PM

uno · 07-18-2005, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poisson

That's not pimp, it is bad.

Do you mean the good kind of bad?

SmutGiant · 07-18-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

Do you mean the good kind of bad?

I believe the proper slang for the good kind of bad is "bad ass". I think "bad" is just.. well... bad.

PixeLs · 07-18-2005, 10:06 PM

Who doesn't? These future keyboards are great!

naugthygUrL · 07-19-2005, 12:59 AM

cool...

Serge Litehead · 07-19-2005, 01:05 AM

It's in initial stage of production

We hope it will be released in 2006

It will cost less than a good mobile phone

It will be real

It will be OS-independent (at least it can work in some default state with any OS)

It will support any language or layout

Moscow is the capital of Russia

Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence

It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available

Some day it will be split ('ergonomic')

It will most likely use OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow)

Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin

It will feature a key-saver

Keys will use animation when needed

It has numeric keypad because we love it

There's no snow in Moscow during Summer

It will be available worldwide (why not?)

OEM will be possible (why not?)

Sarah_Jayne · 07-19-2005, 02:48 AM

What is the donkey key for?

Project-Shadow · 07-19-2005, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

What is the donkey key for?

E-Donkey?

ssp · 07-19-2005, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

What is the donkey key for?

emule

Dalai lama · 07-19-2005, 03:29 AM

very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

xclusive · 07-19-2005, 03:33 AM

looks like a fun little toy

ssp · 07-19-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

Sam Granger · 07-19-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

quick button to a p2p program called emule ;)

Radik · 07-19-2005, 03:44 AM

very cool.. i could not find a price so gave up tho

Nylz · 07-19-2005, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama

very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

that's a custom button for MrIzzz

infecto · 07-19-2005, 03:55 AM

lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

ssp · 07-19-2005, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infecto

lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

DutchTeenCash · 07-19-2005, 04:11 AM

damn nice

Radik · 07-19-2005, 04:25 AM

if this shit was real why not take preorders etc.. bah.. i give.

Antonio · 07-19-2005, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

you got owned maaaan ;)

reed_4 · 07-19-2005, 04:50 AM

wow! that's the most beautiful keyboard i've seen.

Digibucks · 07-19-2005, 05:08 AM

that's so cool, i want one

Trax · 07-19-2005, 07:18 AM

I could never use a keyboard again that is NOT ergonomic
therefore I barely use my laptop

Manowar · 07-19-2005, 07:20 AM

awesome idea

Adam · 07-19-2005, 07:25 AM

that is sweet man!

Basic_man · 07-19-2005, 07:27 AM

Wow ! This is really the keyboard of my dream !! I'm a buyer for sure ! !

wildgirl · 07-19-2005, 07:47 AM

very cool keyboard

hova · 07-19-2005, 08:07 AM

very nice, but completely useless

Downtime · 07-19-2005, 08:09 AM

looks pretty sweet, i like how you can customize the keys with the actual icons

nojob · 07-19-2005, 08:15 AM

looks like a geat idea. I'd buy one.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 07-19-2005, 08:20 AM

LOL ... nice pointer: the Mus mouse slays me .. nice cursor guys.

axelcat · 07-19-2005, 09:11 AM

very nice

pradaboy · 07-19-2005, 09:18 AM

whoah, that's pimp for sure... damn I bet they're going to be pricey

Rinaldo · 07-19-2005, 09:24 AM

"Moscow is the capital of Russia "

WTF?

sickkittens · 07-19-2005, 09:30 AM

Funky. But keyboards are overrated to me.

XxXotic · 07-19-2005, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

What is the donkey key for?

gfydonkeys is worldwide now isn't it?

07-18-2005, 09:25 PM	#1
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	I WANT this! Pimpest keyboard you have ever seen! [pics] Check this out! http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/ __________________

07-18-2005, 09:29 PM	#3
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07-18-2005, 09:31 PM	#6
Young Bland for life Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,468	Posted 2 times last night. Regardless I'm excited to see a working model...it would be killer for Photoshop. __________________ ★★★

07-18-2005, 09:32 PM	#7
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07-18-2005, 09:27 PM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	very cool keyboard

07-18-2005, 09:31 PM	#5
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07-18-2005, 09:36 PM	#10
SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	I think I jizzed my pants while viewing that page. I'm guessing it will be in the $500+ range... but how many people are actually willing to pay that? You're better off spending much less on some typing lessons so you wouldn't have to look at the keyboard anyways lol.

07-18-2005, 09:37 PM	#11
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07-18-2005, 09:38 PM	#12
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07-18-2005, 09:40 PM	#13
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07-18-2005, 09:48 PM	#14
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07-19-2005, 01:05 AM	#20
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	Answers It's in initial stage of production We hope it will be released in 2006 It will cost less than a good mobile phone It will be real It will be OS-independent (at least it can work in some default state with any OS) It will support any language or layout Moscow is the capital of Russia Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available Some day it will be split ('ergonomic') It will most likely use OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow) Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin It will feature a key-saver Keys will use animation when needed It has numeric keypad because we love it There's no snow in Moscow during Summer It will be available worldwide (why not?) OEM will be possible (why not?) __________________ SilverCrocodile.com Adult web design since '05

07-19-2005, 02:48 AM	#21
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	What is the donkey key for?

07-19-2005, 03:29 AM	#24
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07-19-2005, 03:55 AM	#30
infecto Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,697	lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

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07-19-2005, 04:50 AM	#35
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07-19-2005, 07:18 AM	#37
Trax [----------------------] Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 14,486	I could never use a keyboard again that is NOT ergonomic therefore I barely use my laptop

07-19-2005, 07:20 AM	#38
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	awesome idea

07-19-2005, 07:25 AM	#39
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07-19-2005, 07:27 AM	#40
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07-19-2005, 07:47 AM	#41
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Downtime Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: America. Posts: 7,320	looks pretty sweet, i like how you can customize the keys with the actual icons __________________ #27024067

07-19-2005, 08:15 AM	#44
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	looks like a geat idea. I'd buy one.

07-19-2005, 08:20 AM	#45
Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	LOL ... nice pointer: the Mus mouse slays me .. nice cursor guys. Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 07-19-2005 at 08:21 AM..