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chupachups 07-18-2005 09:25 PM

I WANT this! Pimpest keyboard you have ever seen! [pics]
 
Check this out!

http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/optimus/


http://optimus.artlebedev.ru/keyb_001.jpg


http://optimus.artlebedev.ru/keyb_002.jpg


http://optimus.artlebedev.ru/psd.jpg


http://optimus.artlebedev.ru/qua.jpg

tony286 07-18-2005 09:27 PM

very cool keyboard

MikeVega 07-18-2005 09:29 PM

this was posted last night .. but i couldn't get a price range on it ... anyone have an idea ..

Spunky 07-18-2005 09:30 PM

Damn sweet keyboard..gotta have one

Pete-KT 07-18-2005 09:31 PM

i want one

Young 07-18-2005 09:31 PM

Posted 2 times last night.

Regardless I'm excited to see a working model...it would be killer for Photoshop.

poisson 07-18-2005 09:32 PM

That's not pimp, it is bad.

Expo_Vids 07-18-2005 09:33 PM

needs a sperm guard

poisson 07-18-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expo_Vids
needs a sperm guard


It exist, to tired to find and post the pic.

SmutGiant 07-18-2005 09:36 PM

I think I jizzed my pants while viewing that page. I'm guessing it will be in the $500+ range... but how many people are actually willing to pay that? You're better off spending much less on some typing lessons so you wouldn't have to look at the keyboard anyways lol.

AdultWebGraphics 07-18-2005 09:37 PM

http://primotechnology.com/index.php...imus/index.htm

SomeCreep 07-18-2005 09:38 PM

That keyboard is leet. If it came in an ergonomic design, I would buy one.

BigBen 07-18-2005 09:40 PM

vaporware :2 cents:

Clicky_Bucks 07-18-2005 09:48 PM

Its not made yet. That is just someone's idea.

SmutGiant 07-18-2005 09:53 PM

http://www.smutgiant.com/keyb_00165.jpg

uno 07-18-2005 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poisson
That's not pimp, it is bad.

Do you mean the good kind of bad?

SmutGiant 07-18-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno
Do you mean the good kind of bad?

I believe the proper slang for the good kind of bad is "bad ass". I think "bad" is just.. well... bad. :2 cents:

PixeLs 07-18-2005 10:06 PM

Who doesn't? These future keyboards are great! :thumbsup

naugthygUrL 07-19-2005 12:59 AM

cool... :)

Serge Litehead 07-19-2005 01:05 AM

Answers
 
It's in initial stage of production

We hope it will be released in 2006

It will cost less than a good mobile phone

It will be real

It will be OS-independent (at least it can work in some default state with any OS)

It will support any language or layout

Moscow is the capital of Russia

Each key could be programmed to produce any sequence

It will be an open-source keyboard, SDK will be available

Some day it will be split ('ergonomic')

It will most likely use OLED technology (e-paper is sooo slow)

Our studio is located two blocks from the Kremlin

It will feature a key-saver

Keys will use animation when needed

It has numeric keypad because we love it

There's no snow in Moscow during Summer

It will be available worldwide (why not?)

OEM will be possible (why not?)

Sarah_Jayne 07-19-2005 02:48 AM

What is the donkey key for?

Project-Shadow 07-19-2005 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
What is the donkey key for?

E-Donkey?

ssp 07-19-2005 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
What is the donkey key for?

emulehttp://www.sigtracker.com/dump/blank.gif

Dalai lama 07-19-2005 03:29 AM

very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

xclusive 07-19-2005 03:33 AM

looks like a fun little toy

ssp 07-19-2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

:disgusthttp://www.sigtracker.com/dump/blank.gif

Sam Granger 07-19-2005 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

quick button to a p2p program called emule ;)

Radik 07-19-2005 03:44 AM

very cool.. i could not find a price so gave up tho

Nylz 07-19-2005 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
very cool but what's up with the donkey ?

that's a custom button for MrIzzz

infecto 07-19-2005 03:55 AM

lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

ssp 07-19-2005 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infecto
lame keyboard. I don't even see the point to it unless you can't type worth shit.

You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

http://i.frazpc.pl/pliki/2002/auto/1108576798863134.jpg

DutchTeenCash 07-19-2005 04:11 AM

damn nice

Radik 07-19-2005 04:25 AM

if this shit was real why not take preorders etc.. bah.. i give.

Antonio 07-19-2005 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
You're right. Real men use a happy hacker.

http://i.frazpc.pl/pliki/2002/auto/1108576798863134.jpg

you got owned maaaan ;)

reed_4 07-19-2005 04:50 AM

wow! that's the most beautiful keyboard i've seen.

Digibucks 07-19-2005 05:08 AM

that's so cool, i want one

Trax 07-19-2005 07:18 AM

I could never use a keyboard again that is NOT ergonomic
therefore I barely use my laptop

Manowar 07-19-2005 07:20 AM

awesome idea

Adam 07-19-2005 07:25 AM

that is sweet man!

Basic_man 07-19-2005 07:27 AM

Wow ! This is really the keyboard of my dream !! I'm a buyer for sure ! !

wildgirl 07-19-2005 07:47 AM

very cool keyboard :)

hova 07-19-2005 08:07 AM

very nice, but completely useless

Downtime 07-19-2005 08:09 AM

looks pretty sweet, i like how you can customize the keys with the actual icons

nojob 07-19-2005 08:15 AM

looks like a geat idea. I'd buy one.

Paco, of Large Cash. 07-19-2005 08:20 AM

LOL ... nice pointer: the Mus mouse slays me .. nice cursor guys.
http://www.artlebedev.com/portfolio/mus/

axelcat 07-19-2005 09:11 AM

very nice

pradaboy 07-19-2005 09:18 AM

whoah, that's pimp for sure... damn I bet they're going to be pricey

Rinaldo 07-19-2005 09:24 AM

"Moscow is the capital of Russia "


WTF?

sickkittens 07-19-2005 09:30 AM

Funky. But keyboards are overrated to me.

XxXotic 07-19-2005 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
What is the donkey key for?

gfydonkeys is worldwide now isn't it?


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