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RogerV · 07-18-2005, 09:00 PM

whats are some things we need to know? like tell signs on when a guy needs to kick a girl to the curb.

like when she's Bi-polar and stops taken her meds (it's time to kick her to the curb)

or

She is always giving you a hard time when you look at other woman (It's time to kick her to the curb)

keep them coming

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:01 PM

When she starts reading your IM message histories ... (that was a rough one)

RogerV · 07-18-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GweedZilla

When she starts reading your IM message histories ... (that was a rough one)

Great one that reminds me

When she starts hacking your email (it's time to kick her to the curb)

crockett · 07-18-2005, 09:03 PM

when she starts talking..

Spunky · 07-18-2005, 09:04 PM

When she sucks off your best friend

Pipecrew · 07-18-2005, 09:04 PM

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

omg thats fuckin awesome lol

RogerV · 07-18-2005, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

Oh hell no now thats a great sign...

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:09 PM

I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed

BuggyG · 07-18-2005, 09:12 PM

when your car radio dies and you don't have time to go get it fixed or a new one!

Platinumpimp · 07-18-2005, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

priceless

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-18-2005, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GweedZilla

I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed

LOL...she's a keeper.

I've been happily married for 26 years, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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Bugbee · 07-18-2005, 09:18 PM

lol when you have to post a thread on GFY asking good luck Rog!!

Pipecrew · 07-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GweedZilla

I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed

haha, it always starts with the small shit.. Then they want to go shopping with you and take you to the Gucci Store and show you what they like, thinking you are going to go back and get it.. haha keep waiting.

The hotter the girl the worse they are, cause they expect more attention..

Girl: Come to this club with me tonight!!
Me: No.
Girl: Why what are you doing?
Me: Nhl 2004

Hours Later

Girl: You wouldnt believe how many guys bought me drinks and tried to pick me up.
Me: Awesome, call me after the third period. Click..

viki · 07-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Here's a female perspective for you:

- When she wants to have a threesome with another guy (it's time to kick her to the curb).
- When she wants to have a threesome with another girl (she's a keeper).

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

haha, it always starts with the small shit.. Then they want to go shopping with you and take you to the Gucci Store and show you what they like, thinking you are going to go back and get it.. haha keep waiting.

The hotter the girl the worse they are, cause they expect more attention..

Girl: Come to this club with me tonight!!
Me: No.
Girl: Why what are you doing?
Me: Nhl 2004

Hours Later

Girl: You wouldnt believe how many guys bought me drinks and tried to pick me up.
Me: Awesome, call me after the third period. Click..

So very true in some instances

OR they are in that situation and instead of the guys buying drinks line, they pull out the "Oh, i saw my ex-boyfriend such and such" ... comical.

Pipecrew · 07-18-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GweedZilla

So very true in some instances

OR they are in that situation and instead of the guys buying drinks line, they pull out the "Oh, i saw my ex-boyfriend such and such" ... comical.

When i stopped seeing mine, i did it in such a nice way, talked all this super positive positive stuff, let her vent, blamed everything on me, I agreed.. and it was cool.. In reality I really just didnt want her to come fuck up my car haha.

seeric · 07-18-2005, 09:24 PM

already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:26 PM

hahhahaha, hell yeah. Thats how I've handled most of mine, except for a couple that drove me to the brink of madness, then goddamit their gonna know wtf they did wrong.

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.

well what the...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-18-2005, 09:36 PM

The best time is when you know ya will break her heart the most.

J/K

But maybe it is, I dunno.

GweedZilla · 07-18-2005, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

The best time is when you know ya will break her heart the most.

J/K

But maybe it is, I dunno.

Thats not a half bad idea in some situations, cuz you know the women be scheming to shatter us lol.

RogerV · 07-18-2005, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.

Naw my girl is way kewl but if she steps out of line she knows I'll kick her to the curb.

tristan_D · 07-19-2005, 01:27 AM

when she is forcing you to shop clothes with her.

AaronM · 07-19-2005, 01:30 AM

When you find out she's dated RogerV.

You take your turn then send her packing.

hotstuff · 07-19-2005, 04:01 AM

when she asks 'do you remember my name?' (it's time to kick her to the curb)

Anthony · 07-19-2005, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-19-2005, 04:22 AM

when she shows up with the overnight bag.

the first time she explains to you that she has very few girlfriends "because I get along with guys so much better"

And the number one tip off that it's time for her to go.
When she starts saying . " I was thinking about it and..........."

Ogix · 07-19-2005, 04:26 AM

when she needs a lot of money.Bitch.

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 04:57 PM

If she gives a shitty blowjob It's time to Kick her to the curb

Pipecrew · 07-20-2005, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner

when she shows up with the overnight bag.

the first time she explains to you that she has very few girlfriends "because I get along with guys so much better"

And the number one tip off that it's time for her to go.
When she starts saying . " I was thinking about it and..........."

OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

3piece chicken Dinner · 07-20-2005, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew

OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

BINGO! and take one last look at her lower back tat as you kick her ass out.

always been my number 1 tipoff that there is a whore in my midst.

On the flip side. the " It feels like we have known each other for insert unrealistic large number here" and " You are much cooler than the girls I usually date" line will have her on her knees in no time everytime.

nofx · 07-20-2005, 05:36 PM

when she freaks out for no reason

being overdramatic

shes on her period

if she steals any of your drugs

BlackCrayon · 07-20-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

lol yeah thats a good one. and if you ask her about her guy friends there always seems to be a story about how they hooked up one night, blah, blah.

PixeLs · 07-20-2005, 08:59 PM

If she speaks another name when she's having sex with you.

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

If she speaks another name when she's having sex with you.

Ouch that would really suck...

RogerV · 07-20-2005, 09:05 PM

When she stops doing your laundry and cooking dinner

brand0n · 07-20-2005, 09:06 PM

when she turns you into the ftc for sending a couple fucking emails

GweedZilla · 07-20-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

when she turns you into the ftc for sending a couple fucking emails

LOOOOOOOOOL

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RogerV Banned! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 12,591	It's time to kick her to the curb! whats are some things we need to know? like tell signs on when a guy needs to kick a girl to the curb. like when she's Bi-polar and stops taken her meds (it's time to kick her to the curb) or She is always giving you a hard time when you look at other woman (It's time to kick her to the curb) keep them coming

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