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RogerV 07-18-2005 09:00 PM

It's time to kick her to the curb!
 
whats are some things we need to know? like tell signs on when a guy needs to kick a girl to the curb.


like when she's Bi-polar and stops taken her meds (it's time to kick her to the curb)

or

She is always giving you a hard time when you look at other woman (It's time to kick her to the curb)

keep them coming

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:01 PM

When she starts reading your IM message histories ... (that was a rough one)

RogerV 07-18-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GweedZilla
When she starts reading your IM message histories ... (that was a rough one)

Great one that reminds me

When she starts hacking your email (it's time to kick her to the curb)

crockett 07-18-2005 09:03 PM

when she starts talking..

Spunky 07-18-2005 09:04 PM

When she sucks off your best friend :disgust

Pipecrew 07-18-2005 09:04 PM

When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

omg thats fuckin awesome lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RogerV 07-18-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

Oh hell no now thats a great sign... :thumbsup

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:09 PM

I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed :)

BuggyG 07-18-2005 09:12 PM

when your car radio dies and you don't have time to go get it fixed or a new one! :thumbsup

Platinumpimp 07-18-2005 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

priceless

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-18-2005 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GweedZilla
I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed :)

LOL...she's a keeper. :thumbsup

I've been happily married for 26 years, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about.

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Bugbee 07-18-2005 09:18 PM

lol when you have to post a thread on GFY asking good luck Rog!!

Pipecrew 07-18-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GweedZilla
I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed :)

haha, it always starts with the small shit.. Then they want to go shopping with you and take you to the Gucci Store and show you what they like, thinking you are going to go back and get it.. haha keep waiting.

The hotter the girl the worse they are, cause they expect more attention..

Girl: Come to this club with me tonight!!
Me: No.
Girl: Why what are you doing?
Me: Nhl 2004

Hours Later

Girl: You wouldnt believe how many guys bought me drinks and tried to pick me up.
Me: Awesome, call me after the third period. Click..

viki 07-18-2005 09:18 PM

Here's a female perspective for you:

- When she wants to have a threesome with another guy (it's time to kick her to the curb).
- When she wants to have a threesome with another girl (she's a keeper).

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
haha, it always starts with the small shit.. Then they want to go shopping with you and take you to the Gucci Store and show you what they like, thinking you are going to go back and get it.. haha keep waiting.

The hotter the girl the worse they are, cause they expect more attention..

Girl: Come to this club with me tonight!!
Me: No.
Girl: Why what are you doing?
Me: Nhl 2004

Hours Later

Girl: You wouldnt believe how many guys bought me drinks and tried to pick me up.
Me: Awesome, call me after the third period. Click..


So very true in some instances :disgust

OR they are in that situation and instead of the guys buying drinks line, they pull out the "Oh, i saw my ex-boyfriend such and such" ... comical.

Pipecrew 07-18-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GweedZilla
So very true in some instances :disgust

OR they are in that situation and instead of the guys buying drinks line, they pull out the "Oh, i saw my ex-boyfriend such and such" ... comical.

When i stopped seeing mine, i did it in such a nice way, talked all this super positive positive stuff, let her vent, blamed everything on me, I agreed.. and it was cool.. In reality I really just didnt want her to come fuck up my car haha.

seeric 07-18-2005 09:24 PM

already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:26 PM

hahhahaha, hell yeah. Thats how I've handled most of mine, except for a couple that drove me to the brink of madness, then goddamit their gonna know wtf they did wrong.

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.


well what the...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-18-2005 09:36 PM

The best time is when you know ya will break her heart the most.

J/K :1orglaugh
But maybe it is, I dunno.

GweedZilla 07-18-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
The best time is when you know ya will break her heart the most.

J/K :1orglaugh
But maybe it is, I dunno.

Thats not a half bad idea in some situations, cuz you know the women be scheming to shatter us lol.

RogerV 07-18-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
already rog?

well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position.

i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd.

florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire.

Naw my girl is way kewl but if she steps out of line she knows I'll kick her to the curb.

tristan_D 07-19-2005 01:27 AM

when she is forcing you to shop clothes with her.

AaronM 07-19-2005 01:30 AM

When you find out she's dated RogerV.

You take your turn then send her packing.

hotstuff 07-19-2005 04:01 AM

when she asks 'do you remember my name?' (it's time to kick her to the curb)

Anthony 07-19-2005 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
When she refers to Your Possesions as her's

"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo"
--- No bitch, I have tivo

"Can we pick up my friends in our car?"
--- No bitch, they can walk, its my car.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

3piece chicken Dinner 07-19-2005 04:22 AM

when she shows up with the overnight bag.

the first time she explains to you that she has very few girlfriends "because I get along with guys so much better"


And the number one tip off that it's time for her to go.
When she starts saying . " I was thinking about it and..........."

Ogix 07-19-2005 04:26 AM

when she needs a lot of money.Bitch. :disgust

RogerV 07-20-2005 04:57 PM

If she gives a shitty blowjob It's time to Kick her to the curb

Pipecrew 07-20-2005 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
when she shows up with the overnight bag.

the first time she explains to you that she has very few girlfriends "because I get along with guys so much better"


And the number one tip off that it's time for her to go.
When she starts saying . " I was thinking about it and..........."

OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

3piece chicken Dinner 07-20-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

BINGO! and take one last look at her lower back tat as you kick her ass out.


always been my number 1 tipoff that there is a whore in my midst.

On the flip side. the " It feels like we have known each other for insert unrealistic large number here" and " You are much cooler than the girls I usually date" line will have her on her knees in no time everytime.

nofx 07-20-2005 05:36 PM

when she freaks out for no reason

being overdramatic

shes on her period

if she steals any of your drugs

BlackCrayon 07-20-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew
OH hell yeah, i forgot about that one..

"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls.

lol yeah thats a good one. and if you ask her about her guy friends there always seems to be a story about how they hooked up one night, blah, blah.

PixeLs 07-20-2005 08:59 PM

If she speaks another name when she's having sex with you.

RogerV 07-20-2005 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs
If she speaks another name when she's having sex with you.


Ouch that would really suck...

RogerV 07-20-2005 09:05 PM

When she stops doing your laundry and cooking dinner :1orglaugh

brand0n 07-20-2005 09:06 PM

when she turns you into the ftc for sending a couple fucking emails

GweedZilla 07-20-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
when she turns you into the ftc for sending a couple fucking emails

LOOOOOOOOOL :1orglaugh


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