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It's time to kick her to the curb!
whats are some things we need to know? like tell signs on when a guy needs to kick a girl to the curb.
like when she's Bi-polar and stops taken her meds (it's time to kick her to the curb) or She is always giving you a hard time when you look at other woman (It's time to kick her to the curb) keep them coming |
When she starts reading your IM message histories ... (that was a rough one)
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When she starts hacking your email (it's time to kick her to the curb) |
when she starts talking..
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When she sucks off your best friend :disgust
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When she refers to Your Possesions as her's
"Oh it's no problem, we have Tivo" --- No bitch, I have tivo "Can we pick up my friends in our car?" --- No bitch, they can walk, its my car. |
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I just literally walked into the bedroom where my girl is currently asleep, said real loud "No Bitch I have tivo!" and walked back out lol... luckily she's light hearted and knew it had to be some sort of joke so she laughed :)
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when your car radio dies and you don't have time to go get it fixed or a new one! :thumbsup
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priceless |
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I've been happily married for 26 years, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about. ADG Webmaster |
lol when you have to post a thread on GFY asking good luck Rog!!
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The hotter the girl the worse they are, cause they expect more attention.. Girl: Come to this club with me tonight!! Me: No. Girl: Why what are you doing? Me: Nhl 2004 Hours Later Girl: You wouldnt believe how many guys bought me drinks and tried to pick me up. Me: Awesome, call me after the third period. Click.. |
Here's a female perspective for you:
- When she wants to have a threesome with another guy (it's time to kick her to the curb). - When she wants to have a threesome with another girl (she's a keeper). |
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So very true in some instances :disgust OR they are in that situation and instead of the guys buying drinks line, they pull out the "Oh, i saw my ex-boyfriend such and such" ... comical. |
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already rog?
well, at least theres 50-100 more in that age group to interview for the position. i can't wait to be down there permanently on the 23rd. florida chicks rock. and, they are easier to fire. |
hahhahaha, hell yeah. Thats how I've handled most of mine, except for a couple that drove me to the brink of madness, then goddamit their gonna know wtf they did wrong.
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well what the... |
The best time is when you know ya will break her heart the most.
J/K :1orglaugh But maybe it is, I dunno. |
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when she is forcing you to shop clothes with her.
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When you find out she's dated RogerV.
You take your turn then send her packing. |
when she asks 'do you remember my name?' (it's time to kick her to the curb)
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when she shows up with the overnight bag.
the first time she explains to you that she has very few girlfriends "because I get along with guys so much better" And the number one tip off that it's time for her to go. When she starts saying . " I was thinking about it and..........." |
when she needs a lot of money.Bitch. :disgust
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If she gives a shitty blowjob It's time to Kick her to the curb
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"Girls are too caddy, most of my friends are guys" Run, dont date these girls. |
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always been my number 1 tipoff that there is a whore in my midst. On the flip side. the " It feels like we have known each other for insert unrealistic large number here" and " You are much cooler than the girls I usually date" line will have her on her knees in no time everytime. |
when she freaks out for no reason
being overdramatic shes on her period if she steals any of your drugs |
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If she speaks another name when she's having sex with you.
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Ouch that would really suck... |
When she stops doing your laundry and cooking dinner :1orglaugh
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when she turns you into the ftc for sending a couple fucking emails
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