A found a board full of catty women - GoFuckYourself.com

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:12 PM

I ran across a board for phonesex operators. I'm having fun seeing how catty and bitchy they get. Thought you guys would get a kick out of it. Am I allowed to post the link here since its not a webmaster board?

Spunky · 07-15-2005, 06:14 PM

Lol..now that would be intresting..not sure if the mods would squawk about it

sonofsam · 07-15-2005, 06:17 PM

hahaha maybe they have a "post your picture" would be funny + interesting to see

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

hahaha maybe they have a "post your picture" would be funny + interesting to see

LOL. They talk alot about where to buy fake pics.

sonofsam · 07-15-2005, 06:20 PM

i think i found it, 1 simple search on google... its hosted on ezboard right?

sniperwolf · 07-15-2005, 06:20 PM

hmmm very interesting...

sonofsam · 07-15-2005, 06:23 PM

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HI Just relax and be flrity and fun with the guys at first. Pretend you are at a club or somewhere and a really hot guy is making small talk with you and be teasing and natural. I am not sure how your company operates but if you want them to stay on the line longer then you have to be able to capture their attention. You don't have to get off with them but you should convince them you are just as hot as they are and what they are doing is driving you to the edge of passion and extasy yada yada yada :rollin If they want to hear me cum well that takes a minimum of 15 minutes :rollin :rollin :rollin

this shit is comedy

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:24 PM

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i think i found it, 1 simple search on google... its hosted on ezboard right?

No, if your google search was for phonesex board, its the 3rd result. lol

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:32 PM

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Last night, I got a call on NF from a caller that I'd talked to twice before I think. For the first two calls, he was all into little girls, which, as we know, is pretty common.

The call last night started off in the same way, and then about 2 hours into it, he starts telling me I'm evil & perverted (and used the word pedophile) for liking little girls like he does, and then he said "Do you know where that evil comes from?" and I knew he was going to tell me I had the devil in me or something similar. And his voice got sorta, I don't know, it sounded evil. And I just burst into tears!! I should have hung up but I was kinda in shock I think... and I was really scared.

So after I cried, he started crying and telling me he was sorry, and that he'd just been pulled into a world of darkness & that I saved him by being real and showing my emotion and then he told me that I helped save his soul

I was totally freaked out but then I calmed down and realized he can't hurt me. But God, he just sounded so fucking mean. Then he broke down & cried like a little baby. What a weirdo

Has anyone else ever had a call that scared them like this?

lol

sonofsam · 07-15-2005, 06:33 PM

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lol

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Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:38 PM

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barbara... again... i NEVER said anything about your SUPERSIZED ego. barbara ... again... GET OFF MY CLIT... lol. i mean really. you are resembling a little dog who is yipping at the ankles of someone who is trying to give you a doggie treat. it was LET GO. telling me to let go of something i had already let go - is like that same little dog barking when the BIGGER dog has already taken a bite out of the intruder. you're on some "yeah - what HE said" type shit. and i haven't had my period in quite some time - PMS doesn't affect me...and I'm allergic to chocolate. if you really want to "appease" me - you can simply say "enough". and move the f on. but to sit and bark at me after i've already done made my point and left it 2 hours ago...and then to COME BACK and do it again ... is just ... well... funny at this point.

it's common though - people always try to throw up smoke screens away from the real issues. welcome to reality, i say.

i was finished with this topic. now, my dear... or "sweets" as you say - i'm finished with replying to you. i didn't get the script for this latest soap opera and i'm not ok with improv. you can have the stage all to yourself.

Get off my clit. lol.

SonofSam, I guess we are the only ones that find this amusing.

sonofsam · 07-15-2005, 06:43 PM

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Get off my clit. lol.

SonofSam, I guess we are the only ones that find this amusing.

i know i was just wondering about that, we can't be the only people that find this shit funny... hahaha

the guy on the phone started crying with her

reminds me of when little kids hit eachother, then they both start crying

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

i know i was just wondering about that, we can't be the only people that find this shit funny... hahaha

I was hoping a bunch of people from gfy would go to the boards I'm reading, register and cause trouble!

The funniest one I've read yet is where the girl is upset because some other operator is using the same porn model for her character as she is. lmao!

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reminds me of when little kids hit eachother, then they both start crying

lloyd · 07-15-2005, 06:55 PM

i'm loving the poetry thread about some girl taking a shit over the phone..

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I just logged in with my company.
I wonder what the next guy will want from me.
I clear my throat
Grab my remote
Get ready to turn down my T.V.

I sign in to my PSO boards for inspiration
it's the best form of meditation
I read until I'm in a trance
I check the time, just take a glance
***Ring***I quickly go over my presentation.

I morph my voice to fit the character requested
A thin 18 year old still flat chested
I smile with every word
Til he mentions the word "turd"
Now I know I have to dig deep I'm really being tested.

He wants to hear me move my bowels
I burry my face in my stack of towels
I laugh inside
I could have died
I moan into my towels all you can make out are vowels.

OOooooo Aaaaa Is he convinced?
He farts in the phone, that's when I winced
He needs to hear me cum
Is he really this dumb?
I scream out all my inabitions suddenly rinsed.

He flushes a toilet, I'm holding the phone my head bent.
He profusly thanks me, I lovingly ask him how things went.
He loves it and hangs up.
I reach for my cup
I think over the call and realize he just payed me to listen to him take a dump!!!!!!

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 07:25 PM

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i'm loving the poetry thread about some girl taking a shit over the phone..

Dang, I didn't even read that thread. lol.

Sassy Girl · 07-15-2005, 09:28 PM

This one uses her real pics! Get out those credit cards guys! lol

GweedZilla · 07-15-2005, 10:52 PM

lol, these are not the brightest bulbs in the box. Did a couple site and content related searches, and most are freakin clueless on hosting and apparently godaddy.com is god to them since the can get adult hosting and 100 gb!! omgz!!11 But most appear to prefer free hosting and/or tripod lol.

07-15-2005, 06:12 PM	#1
Sassy Girl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 410	A found a board full of catty women I ran across a board for phonesex operators. I'm having fun seeing how catty and bitchy they get. Thought you guys would get a kick out of it. Am I allowed to post the link here since its not a webmaster board?

07-15-2005, 06:14 PM	#2
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Lol..now that would be intresting..not sure if the mods would squawk about it __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hahaha maybe they have a "post your picture" would be funny + interesting to see __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	i think i found it, 1 simple search on google... its hosted on ezboard right? __________________ I like turtles.

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07-15-2005, 09:28 PM	#16
Sassy Girl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 410	This one uses her real pics! Get out those credit cards guys! lol

07-15-2005, 10:52 PM	#17
GweedZilla Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Yonder over thar Posts: 549	lol, these are not the brightest bulbs in the box. Did a couple site and content related searches, and most are freakin clueless on hosting and apparently godaddy.com is god to them since the can get adult hosting and 100 gb!! omgz!!11 But most appear to prefer free hosting and/or tripod lol. __________________ icq: 199-245-330