i'm loving the poetry thread about some girl taking a shit over the phone..
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I just logged in with my company.
I wonder what the next guy will want from me.
I clear my throat
Grab my remote
Get ready to turn down my T.V.
I sign in to my PSO boards for inspiration
it's the best form of meditation
I read until I'm in a trance
I check the time, just take a glance
***Ring***I quickly go over my presentation.
I morph my voice to fit the character requested
A thin 18 year old still flat chested
I smile with every word
Til he mentions the word "turd"
Now I know I have to dig deep I'm really being tested.
He wants to hear me move my bowels
I burry my face in my stack of towels
I laugh inside
I could have died
I moan into my towels all you can make out are vowels.
OOooooo Aaaaa Is he convinced?
He farts in the phone, that's when I winced
He needs to hear me cum
Is he really this dumb?
I scream out all my inabitions suddenly rinsed.
He flushes a toilet, I'm holding the phone my head bent.
He profusly thanks me, I lovingly ask him how things went.
He loves it and hangs up.
I reach for my cup
I think over the call and realize he just payed me to listen to him take a dump!!!!!!
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