Janitors do security @ Ft. Lauderdale airport (WTF?!) - GoFuckYourself.com

MCP_Cristina · 07-15-2005, 08:13 PM

This story just in on the local news....

http://www.local10.com/problemsolver...26/detail.html

Spunky · 07-15-2005, 08:14 PM

Have you seen the security gaurds? many are retired old immigrants..atleast the ones I seen

sniperwolf · 07-15-2005, 08:21 PM

now that's just not right...

MCP_Cristina · 07-15-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Have you seen the security gaurds? many are retired old immigrants..atleast the ones I seen

The only one I've seen was this guy moonlighting...

pornguy · 07-15-2005, 08:40 PM

Interesting. I feel so much safer about flying now.

S P A N N O W · 07-15-2005, 08:47 PM

Doesn't that just figure....

Barefootsies · 07-15-2005, 08:48 PM

So do the mall Mexicans. They all have undercover walkie talkies so they are like mini security guard/spy cams, and will chase you the same.

S P A N N O W · 07-15-2005, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MCP_Cristina

The only one I've seen was this guy moonlighting...

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WiredGuy · 07-16-2005, 01:12 AM

Glad to know I'll be flying through FLL in under 3 weeks.
WG

BuggyG · 07-16-2005, 08:29 AM

LOL!!
brings back memories when I used to work at the airport years and years ago

ronaldo · 07-16-2005, 09:20 AM

That's the one thing that I noticed when I flew out of there a couple of years ago. There was an official sign that read something along the lines of "This airport does not meet the minimum standards for National Airport Security regulations."

It was really comforting to see that.

I'm guessing that sign is still there.

Matt 26z · 07-16-2005, 09:36 AM

It's been proven that airport security is still exactly the same as it was prior to 9/11. So all this new stuff you see is just to make flyers feel more safe.

High Quality · 07-16-2005, 09:37 AM

Haha, that is so beyond excellent

seven · 07-16-2005, 09:38 AM

they probably just profile.. if you're white without an accent you're good to go. if you look like a "sand nigga" your ass is grass and even the janitors are then the lawn mowers.. so make sure you don't get too much tan at the beach

ronaldo · 07-16-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by seven

they probably just profile.. if you're white without an accent you're good to go. if you look like a "sand nigga" your ass is grass and even the janitors are then the lawn mowers.. so make sure you don't get too much tan at the beach

lol, that's funny man.

I almost always get stopped and asked a few questions by one side of the border or the other.

I understand they're doing their job and all, but last time Canada customs was a real pain in the ass and I was bitching about it to my wife and mother-in-law.

She told me, "Well Ron, you fit the profile."

Now, to say my mother-in-law likes to listen to herself talk is an understatement, but WHAT fuckin' profile would I fit?? Puhlease.

07-15-2005, 08:13 PM	#1
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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	That's the one thing that I noticed when I flew out of there a couple of years ago. There was an official sign that read something along the lines of "This airport does not meet the minimum standards for National Airport Security regulations." It was really comforting to see that. I'm guessing that sign is still there.

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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	It's been proven that airport security is still exactly the same as it was prior to 9/11. So all this new stuff you see is just to make flyers feel more safe.

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