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MCP_Cristina 07-15-2005 08:13 PM

Janitors do security @ Ft. Lauderdale airport (WTF?!)
 
This story just in on the local news....

http://www.local10.com/problemsolver...26/detail.html

Spunky 07-15-2005 08:14 PM

Have you seen the security gaurds? many are retired old immigrants..atleast the ones I seen :1orglaugh

sniperwolf 07-15-2005 08:21 PM

now that's just not right...

MCP_Cristina 07-15-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Have you seen the security gaurds? many are retired old immigrants..atleast the ones I seen :1orglaugh

The only one I've seen was this guy moonlighting... http://www.mysticcatproductions.com/...ix/tsaspan.jpg

pornguy 07-15-2005 08:40 PM

Interesting. I feel so much safer about flying now.

S P A N N O W 07-15-2005 08:47 PM

Doesn't that just figure.... :eek7

Barefootsies 07-15-2005 08:48 PM

So do the mall Mexicans. They all have undercover walkie talkies so they are like mini security guard/spy cams, and will chase you the same.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

S P A N N O W 07-15-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCP_Cristina
The only one I've seen was this guy moonlighting... http://www.mysticcatproductions.com/...ix/tsaspan.jpg

O :1orglaugh W :1orglaugh N :1orglaugh E :1orglaugh D :1orglaugh !

WiredGuy 07-16-2005 01:12 AM

Glad to know I'll be flying through FLL in under 3 weeks.
WG

BuggyG 07-16-2005 08:29 AM

LOL!!
brings back memories when I used to work at the airport years and years ago

ronaldo 07-16-2005 09:20 AM

That's the one thing that I noticed when I flew out of there a couple of years ago. There was an official sign that read something along the lines of "This airport does not meet the minimum standards for National Airport Security regulations."

It was really comforting to see that.

I'm guessing that sign is still there.

Matt 26z 07-16-2005 09:36 AM

It's been proven that airport security is still exactly the same as it was prior to 9/11. So all this new stuff you see is just to make flyers feel more safe.

High Quality 07-16-2005 09:37 AM

Haha, that is so beyond excellent

seven 07-16-2005 09:38 AM

they probably just profile.. if you're white without an accent you're good to go. if you look like a "sand nigga" your ass is grass and even the janitors are then the lawn mowers.. so make sure you don't get too much tan at the beach :Oh crap

ronaldo 07-16-2005 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seven
they probably just profile.. if you're white without an accent you're good to go. if you look like a "sand nigga" your ass is grass and even the janitors are then the lawn mowers.. so make sure you don't get too much tan at the beach :Oh crap

lol, that's funny man.

I almost always get stopped and asked a few questions by one side of the border or the other.

I understand they're doing their job and all, but last time Canada customs was a real pain in the ass and I was bitching about it to my wife and mother-in-law.

She told me, "Well Ron, you fit the profile."

Now, to say my mother-in-law likes to listen to herself talk is an understatement, but WHAT fuckin' profile would I fit?? Puhlease.


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