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assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:09 AM

orange

Alright ...whats the most fucked up thing someone had ever done to you?

what the fuck is orange doing there?

TopTGP · 01-27-2002, 02:20 AM

Aie.

I got rear-ended by a guy while I was waiting at a red light once. He hit me at like 75mph. I'm knocked out sitting there, he gets out, runs to my door like he's going to help me, then he drags me out and starts beating on me.

The paramedics come and have to give the guy a sedative so he will calm down. I had a concussion, and a bad headache, and a bloody face, but that was it.

The police come and are going to prosecute ME for driving while antoxicated. The guy says we were both waiting at the red light, when out of the blue, I hit it in reverse and smashed into HIM. So the police look around for people who may have seen it, and find two 5 year old boys.

They're like, 'yeah, he reversed into that car and it's his fault'...

Luckly for me, and old man using a walker had seen the whole thing from the window of his house. He comes out and starts yelling at the kids, and then tells the police what really happened.

He tells them how I was waiting at the red light when he rear-ended me, then beat me up like I was at fault. The police take the old guys statement over the 5 year olds, and arrest the guy with vehicular assault, assault with intent to injur, reckless driving, driving while under the influence of alcahol, and driving while under the influence of a mind altering drug.

He got like 90 years cause he was also wanted all over Canada for robbery, auto theft, attempted murder, possession of an illegal firearm, possession of cocaine and heroine with intent to distribute, fraud, resisting arrest and felony flight (running from the police)...

Damn, I swear, If the gun laws weren't so tight here in Canada, I would gun his ass down.

That is the worst experience of my life, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, no matter how much I hate 'em.

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:26 AM

Damn Top..thats some shit! Good to know the fucker is behind bars..

^R3K^ · 01-27-2002, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by assmaster
orange

what the fuck is orange doing there?

i have no idea why, but that made me laugh alot. why is it there?
nor did i read that extramly long post that came after the yours. hrm, has anyone noticed tht GFY is a shitload funnier when your drunk off your ass HAAHE

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by ^R3K^

i have no idea why, but that made me laugh alot. why is it there?
nor did i read that extramly long post that came after the yours. hrm, has anyone noticed tht GFY is a shitload funnier when your drunk off your ass HAAHE

dude..i dunno..Just reading your reply made me laugh for five mins...ahhh the insanity....

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-27-2002, 04:33 AM

sky blue

Hey assmaster ...

You originally said the cop was gonna charge YOU with DWI ...
Where you impaired when this all happened ??

Fuck man .... that would make it even "freakier" (the experience)

What the fuck is sky blue doing there ??

urb · 01-27-2002, 08:33 AM

I am a British guy who was once walking to get some cigarettes from a local store in the state of Nebraska USA.

I was stopped by the Police who wanted to know why I was "walking" on the street.

They asked me if I had a car nearby ...... but I told them that my car was back in London England. They found this very funny. But those fuckers still had their guns pointed at me the whole time.

Scary when you aint used to guns

bdld · 01-27-2002, 01:15 PM

dang, considering those stories im pretty lucky. worst thats ever happened to me was making 2 sites for somebody and ended up not getting paid.

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
sky blue

What the fuck is sky blue doing there ??

....made me chuckle....

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by urb
I am a British guy who was once walking to get some cigarettes from a local store in the state of Nebraska USA.

I was stopped by the Police who wanted to know why I was "walking" on the street.

They asked me if I had a car nearby ...... but I told them that my car was back in London England. They found this very funny. But those fuckers still had their guns pointed at me the whole time.

Scary when you aint used to guns

How fucking fucked up is that? I swear cops can get away with anything these days...

ez12 · 01-27-2002, 02:18 PM

I once was so drunk that I took a shopping cart and went into it and drove off a hill and my back is fucked up ever since !

01-27-2002, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by assmaster
orange

Alright ...whats the most fucked up thing someone had ever done to you?

what the fuck is orange doing there?

It seems like the vBulletin software fucked YOU over, didn't it ?

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox

It seems like the vBulletin software fucked YOU over, didn't it ?

..Tis true...

Martin · 01-27-2002, 02:25 PM

sea green

This board is a trip man..:D

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by ez12
I once was so drunk that I took a shopping cart and went into it and drove off a hill and my back is fucked up ever since !

....Did u ever think about having a show on MTV?

Rocky · 01-27-2002, 02:32 PM

tomato

one time in band camp...

assmaster · 01-27-2002, 02:38 PM

..Just a note.. Some fucking ASSHOLE LOSER keeps imming me.. and when I block him..he changes his name..he did it about 10 times now..FUCK

01-27-2002, 02:09 AM	#1
assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	did someone fuck you over? orange Alright ...whats the most fucked up thing someone had ever done to you? what the fuck is orange doing there?

01-27-2002, 02:20 AM	#2
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Aie. I got rear-ended by a guy while I was waiting at a red light once. He hit me at like 75mph. I'm knocked out sitting there, he gets out, runs to my door like he's going to help me, then he drags me out and starts beating on me. The paramedics come and have to give the guy a sedative so he will calm down. I had a concussion, and a bad headache, and a bloody face, but that was it. The police come and are going to prosecute ME for driving while antoxicated. The guy says we were both waiting at the red light, when out of the blue, I hit it in reverse and smashed into HIM. So the police look around for people who may have seen it, and find two 5 year old boys. They're like, 'yeah, he reversed into that car and it's his fault'... Luckly for me, and old man using a walker had seen the whole thing from the window of his house. He comes out and starts yelling at the kids, and then tells the police what really happened. He tells them how I was waiting at the red light when he rear-ended me, then beat me up like I was at fault. The police take the old guys statement over the 5 year olds, and arrest the guy with vehicular assault, assault with intent to injur, reckless driving, driving while under the influence of alcahol, and driving while under the influence of a mind altering drug. He got like 90 years cause he was also wanted all over Canada for robbery, auto theft, attempted murder, possession of an illegal firearm, possession of cocaine and heroine with intent to distribute, fraud, resisting arrest and felony flight (running from the police)... Damn, I swear, If the gun laws weren't so tight here in Canada, I would gun his ass down. That is the worst experience of my life, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, no matter how much I hate 'em. __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

01-27-2002, 04:33 AM	#6
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	sky blue Hey assmaster ... You originally said the cop was gonna charge YOU with DWI ... Where you impaired when this all happened ?? Fuck man .... that would make it even "freakier" (the experience) What the fuck is sky blue doing there ?? __________________

01-27-2002, 02:18 PM	#11
ez12 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 388 753 309 Posts: 2,438	I once was so drunk that I took a shopping cart and went into it and drove off a hill and my back is fucked up ever since ! __________________ Main sites: Duclerck.com & Diderote.com My Hosting: AmeriNOC My Sponsors: NewNudeCash, Silvercash, Sapphic Cash, BCash4you Email: webmaster @ duclerck.com

01-27-2002, 02:25 PM	#14
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	sea green This board is a trip man..:D __________________

01-27-2002, 02:26 AM	#3
assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	Damn Top..thats some shit! Good to know the fucker is behind bars..

01-27-2002, 08:33 AM	#7
urb Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 157	I am a British guy who was once walking to get some cigarettes from a local store in the state of Nebraska USA. I was stopped by the Police who wanted to know why I was "walking" on the street. They asked me if I had a car nearby ...... but I told them that my car was back in London England. They found this very funny. But those fuckers still had their guns pointed at me the whole time. Scary when you aint used to guns

01-27-2002, 01:15 PM	#8
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	dang, considering those stories im pretty lucky. worst thats ever happened to me was making 2 sites for somebody and ended up not getting paid.

01-27-2002, 02:32 PM	#16
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	tomato one time in band camp...

01-27-2002, 02:38 PM	#17
assmaster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 66	..Just a note.. Some fucking ASSHOLE LOSER keeps imming me.. and when I block him..he changes his name..he did it about 10 times now..FUCK __________________ www.assmaster.com