Signs for Homeless People...any ideas? - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 07-14-2005, 09:14 AM

I need to come up with some funny bum signs like, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung fu lessons."

Anybody got any funny ones?

SleazyDream · 07-14-2005, 09:15 AM

saw one in vancouver - real

'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"

Rob · 07-14-2005, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

saw one in vancouver - real

'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"

- nice!

07-14-2005, 09:19 AM

edit, dam linkhottin.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=48144

I didn't realize someone actually used the ninja one already.

xclusive · 07-14-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

saw one in vancouver - real

'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"

lol that's classic

psili · 07-14-2005, 09:42 AM

"Fuck it. I just need money for booze."

Rob · 07-14-2005, 09:55 AM

"A nickel for a smile and a smile last a while."

decrypted · 07-14-2005, 09:57 AM

naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change"

munki · 07-14-2005, 09:59 AM

Will work for traffic.

Muff · 07-14-2005, 10:01 AM

I saw one in winter time that made me chuckle.

"It's FUCKING cold! Need money for booze to keep me warm"

sickkittens · 07-14-2005, 10:03 AM

"Need Money For a Better Sign"

bbe · 07-14-2005, 11:14 AM

Chris · 07-14-2005, 11:15 AM

i saw one in seattle
a guy had a fishing pole with a bear cup ont he end of it ... said " fishing for beer money " lol

krazyone · 07-14-2005, 11:16 AM

will webcam for food

dennisthemenace · 07-14-2005, 11:21 AM

Will humiliate myself for your pocket change

uno · 07-14-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by decrypted

naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change"

There is a guy in Manhattan that does that as well.

HarrytheNazi · 07-14-2005, 11:46 AM

I'm Fucted

eamedia · 07-14-2005, 12:55 PM

"im Jesus"

woj · 07-14-2005, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bbe

Icon · 07-14-2005, 02:50 PM

Saw these two in Toronto
"Kick the ugly guy - $1.00"
"I'm stupid, ugly, and nobody like me - can you spare some change?"

Monrteal takes the cake tho...
"C'mon..."

Hollywood Horwitz · 07-14-2005, 02:54 PM

"will code html for food" love that one..

nofx · 07-14-2005, 04:32 PM

" will kill a cop for change "

TheMob · 07-14-2005, 04:35 PM

i've always wanted to print cards that say 'change comes from within' and pass them out to people who ask me to spare some..

Antonio · 07-14-2005, 04:54 PM

for 2 bucks you can suck me off

aico · 07-14-2005, 05:23 PM

"Need Money to get to LA so I can get my Free Tent and Food"

PixeLs · 07-14-2005, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bbe

I was once his assistant researcher..

Spunky · 07-14-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bbe

Atleast he is honest

reynold · 07-14-2005, 08:21 PM

'Doing a survey on 'American citizens' generousity', I'll be needing your support.

07-14-2005, 09:14 AM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Signs for Homeless People...any ideas? I need to come up with some funny bum signs like, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung fu lessons." Anybody got any funny ones? __________________

07-14-2005, 09:15 AM	#2
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	saw one in vancouver - real 'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun" __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

07-14-2005, 09:19 AM	#4
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	edit, dam linkhottin. http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=48144 I didn't realize someone actually used the ninja one already. Last edited by evildick; 07-14-2005 at 09:20 AM..

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07-14-2005, 09:55 AM	#7
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	"A nickel for a smile and a smile last a while." __________________

07-14-2005, 09:57 AM	#8
decrypted Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: future-assassin.com Posts: 370	naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change" __________________ Konrad - ICQ 59416956

07-14-2005, 09:59 AM	#9
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07-14-2005, 10:01 AM	#10
Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	I saw one in winter time that made me chuckle. "It's FUCKING cold! Need money for booze to keep me warm"

07-14-2005, 10:03 AM	#11
sickkittens I am a meat popsicle. Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,100	"Need Money For a Better Sign" __________________ HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

07-14-2005, 11:14 AM	#12
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Icon Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH Posts: 1,757	Saw these two in Toronto "Kick the ugly guy - $1.00" "I'm stupid, ugly, and nobody like me - can you spare some change?" Monrteal takes the cake tho... "C'mon..." __________________ Icon Professional Shark Wrestler ICQ: 214 674 095 "I see Brown people"

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TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	i've always wanted to print cards that say 'change comes from within' and pass them out to people who ask me to spare some..

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	"Need Money to get to LA so I can get my Free Tent and Food"

07-14-2005, 08:21 PM	#28
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	'Doing a survey on 'American citizens' generousity', I'll be needing your support.