Signs for Homeless People...any ideas?
 

I need to come up with some funny bum signs like, "Ninjas killed my family, need money for kung fu lessons."

Anybody got any funny ones?

saw one in vancouver - real

'made a mistake - need money to buy a gun"

:1orglaugh - nice!

edit, dam linkhottin.

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=48144

I didn't realize someone actually used the ninja one already.

lol that's classic

"Fuck it. I just need money for booze."

"A nickel for a smile and a smile last a while."

naw one in vancouver that said "will take verbal abuse for change"

Will work for traffic.

I saw one in winter time that made me chuckle.

"It's FUCKING cold! Need money for booze to keep me warm"

"Need Money For a Better Sign"

i saw one in seattle
a guy had a fishing pole with a bear cup ont he end of it ... said " fishing for beer money " lol

will webcam for food

Will humiliate myself for your pocket change

There is a guy in Manhattan that does that as well.

I'm Fucted

"im Jesus"

:1orglaugh

Saw these two in Toronto
"Kick the ugly guy - $1.00"
"I'm stupid, ugly, and nobody like me - can you spare some change?"

Monrteal takes the cake tho...
"C'mon..."

"will code html for food" love that one..

" will kill a cop for change "

i've always wanted to print cards that say 'change comes from within' and pass them out to people who ask me to spare some..

for 2 bucks you can suck me off

"Need Money to get to LA so I can get my Free Tent and Food"

I was once his assistant researcher.. :winkwink:

Atleast he is honest :1orglaugh

'Doing a survey on 'American citizens' generousity', I'll be needing your support.