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Join Date: Mar 2004
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They should make masturbation gloves
so that you dont get any junk on your hands when youre done. Isnt that a good idea?
if you use tissues then it seeps through and you get some on you still |
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i like to use ski gloves cause they keep your hand warm too
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I need a beer
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Make them warm and slippery
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I went to a sex shop here in alabama and they had some sort of glove type device that had a gelatin type of substance on the hand for lube but you wore it so nothing would get on your hand. It was like 9.95$
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u never heard of marigolds?
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I have a pair you don't???
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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now where have i seen those... i think there's one out in the market...brb
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Boston
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They do make masturbation gloves. Not sure that it helps with the mess though. Check it out:
Men's Massge Mitt Of course you could always run it through the laundry washer to clean up. ![]() |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
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Just have your own personal towel which you can use solely for wiping all those thick yogurts.
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available in all good first aid kits!
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