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				They should make masturbation gloves
			 
			so that you dont get any junk on your hands when youre done. Isnt that a good idea? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	if you use tissues then it seeps through and you get some on you still  | 
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		 i like to use ski gloves cause they keep your hand warm too 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Make them warm and slippery 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I went to a sex shop here in alabama and they had some sort of glove type device that had a gelatin type of substance on the hand for lube but you wore it so nothing would get on your hand. It was like 9.95$ 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 u never heard of marigolds? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I have a pair you don't??? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 now where have i seen those... i think there's one out in the market...brb 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 They do make masturbation gloves. Not sure that it helps with the mess though. Check it out:  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Men's Massge Mitt Of course you could always run it through the laundry washer to clean up.  | 
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		 Just have your own personal towel which you can use solely for wiping all those thick yogurts. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 available in all good first aid kits! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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