They should make masturbation gloves
 

so that you dont get any junk on your hands when youre done. Isnt that a good idea?
if you use tissues then it seeps through and you get some on you still

i like to use ski gloves cause they keep your hand warm too

Make them warm and slippery

I went to a sex shop here in alabama and they had some sort of glove type device that had a gelatin type of substance on the hand for lube but you wore it so nothing would get on your hand. It was like 9.95$

u never heard of marigolds?

I have a pair you don't???

now where have i seen those... i think there's one out in the market...brb

They do make masturbation gloves. Not sure that it helps with the mess though. Check it out:

Men's Massge Mitt

Of course you could always run it through the laundry washer to clean up. :thumbsup

Just have your own personal towel which you can use solely for wiping all those thick yogurts.

available in all good first aid kits!

you mean cum rag, not personal towel ;)