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SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:15 PM

i think i'm gona CRY - i can't remember the last time someone cooked for me

DateDoc · 07-13-2005, 06:15 PM

was it any good?

p1mpdogg · 07-13-2005, 06:17 PM

sad that you have to share this with all of gfy

its like the highlight of your pathetic obese life.

'Hmm, wonder if i can get this dude mooching off me for the summer to make me dinner then post a pic of my post AND dinner to prove im not lying about it and everyone think im a bad ass mother fucker.'

lazydream

StuartD · 07-13-2005, 06:19 PM

My bit.... uhmm... gf made me dinner tonight as well.

One of the perks of having her home on maternity leave... regular meals!

thaifan99 · 07-13-2005, 06:19 PM

whats in the dish?

p1mpdogg · 07-13-2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

My bit.... uhmm... gf made me dinner tonight as well.

One of the perks of having her home on maternity leave... regular meals!

my GF came home from school, fucked me then went to ride horses while the chicken is thawing out so when she gets home she can cook it then rub my back after.

its a rough life

Ross · 07-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Well, the little chinese man in the take away made my dinner tonight and it fucking rocked!

pxxx · 07-13-2005, 06:23 PM

So how was it, was it good?

Spunky · 07-13-2005, 06:23 PM

Same fat east indian made mine at the local Wendy's

Jman · 07-13-2005, 06:24 PM

roflmao..Fuck you Biatch....

BTW ain't that some AWESOME wine we are sipping.

Dayummm i guess bottle number 2 will come out soon.

WiredGuy · 07-13-2005, 06:24 PM

Knowing JMan, that food is delicious, damn, I'm getting hungry now.
WG

WiredGuy · 07-13-2005, 06:24 PM

btw, check the wine for roofies

WG

Elli · 07-13-2005, 06:25 PM

I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:25 PM

awesome meal!

abyss_al · 07-13-2005, 06:26 PM

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Norm.

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

btw, check the wine for roofies

WG

shhhhhh - don't let jman hear you - i plan on getting lucky tonight

WiredGuy · 07-13-2005, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!

No meat?
WG

Jman · 07-13-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

btw, check the wine for roofies

WG

I see you still remember that night... Oui Oui

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

No meat?
WG

she dont' like meat but she sure likes the bone

Elli · 07-13-2005, 06:29 PM

hahaha

I don't have meat with every single meal, so no meat tonight.

I got plenty of meat and bone last night.... tee hee!

Jman · 07-13-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm!

Hey Babe, we should defenitly work on that lill idea of ours.

I bet you there's loads of webmasters with good hoome made favorite receipes.

Let's chic chat bout it when you have some time ;-)

Also... Your post ain't complete without a pic of you with Food... Oui Oui

07-13-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

roflmao..Fuck you Biatch....

BTW ain't that some AWESOME wine we are sipping.

Dayummm i guess bottle number 2 will come out soon.

That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!

what''s worse is people i don't even know are aware i'm living with Jman and he's in the same room as me

Elli · 07-13-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Hey Babe, we should defenitly work on that lill idea of ours.

I bet you there's loads of webmasters with good hoome made favorite receipes.

Let's chic chat bout it when you have some time ;-)

Also... Your post ain't complete without a pic of you with Food... Oui Oui

Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!

07-13-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

what''s worse is people i don't even know are aware i'm living with Jman and he's in the same room as me

Well people with a decent reading comprehension and half a brain could put 2 and 2 together based on your posts. Especially the ones in which you tell the world that you 2 are living together for the summer.

Jman · 07-13-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

That's pretty bad when you're in the same house and you have to talk to each other on GFY. At least use ICQ!

LMAO you haven't seen the house

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!

mmmm carbs

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

Well people with a decent reading comprehension and half a brain could put 2 and 2 together based on your posts. Especially the ones in which you tell the world that you 2 are living together for the summer.

i'm always amazed that the world listens though

Martina Warren · 07-13-2005, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Alright, here you are, straight from my cell phone to you!

Yum, that looks good

Wish i could cook

07-13-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i'm always amazed that the world listens though

If you write it, they will read!

Elli · 07-13-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by martina

Yum, that looks good

Wish i could cook

It was an experiment in leftovers, really. I already had diced tomatoes and half a zucchini. So here's what I did:

splash of olive oil on high
add garlic to brown it
add zucchini slices to brown them
add seasonings, including dried pepper mix
reduce heat
add splash of balsamic vinegar
add tomatoes
hover over min heat until noodles are done

SleazyDream · 07-13-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

If you write it, they will read!

Jman · 07-13-2005, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

It was an experiment in leftovers, really. I already had diced tomatoes and half a zucchini. So here's what I did:

splash of olive oil on high
add garlic to brown it
add zucchini slices to brown them
add seasonings, including dried pepper mix
reduce heat
add splash of balsamic vinegar
add tomatoes
hover over min heat until noodles are done

Elli, can we do an online cooking show with you in sexy or without clothing...

Picturing you say this receipe turns me on ... Oui Oui I am hungry

HizAzPhun · 07-13-2005, 06:49 PM

this thread is making me hungry.

Head · 07-13-2005, 06:50 PM

And how is his cooking?

pornguy · 07-13-2005, 06:50 PM

My bitch made me make my own dinner.

Elli · 07-13-2005, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Elli, can we do an online cooking show with you in sexy or without clothing...

Picturing you say this receipe turns me on ... Oui Oui I am hungry

hehe

I still couldn't out-sexy Giada deLaurentiis. Just the way she moans when she tastes something is enough to send any man over the edge.

mardigras · 07-13-2005, 07:01 PM

I'm going to do a salad kit that has some lettuces, red cabbage, carrots and sugar snap peas, and add some tomatos, onions, mushrooms, parmesian, imitation bacon bits, peppers olives, croutons and kick it up a notch with slops of fat-free dressing... BAM!

imafuckingaussie · 07-13-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

my GF came home from school, fucked me then went to ride horses while the chicken is thawing out so when she gets home she can cook it then rub my back after.

its a rough life

Hehe, your life is nice, true webmaster pimpin eh?

07-13-2005, 07:12 PM

My "bitch" is making me some steamed spinich, a caesar salad, filet mignon, and a molten chocolate cake. Smelling good so far!

PixeLs · 07-13-2005, 07:24 PM

Maybe her credit card will soon be empty..lol

mardigras · 07-13-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

My "bitch" is making me some steamed spinich, a caesar salad, filet mignon, and a molten chocolate cake. Smelling good so far!

Don't let the "bitch' read over your shoulder or the molten cake may be meltin your crotch

07-13-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Don't let the "bitch' read over your shoulder or the molten cake may be meltin your crotch

Hahahah! I'd never really call her that. Especially with her cooking skills!

Dinner is ready!

sniperwolf · 07-13-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i think i'm gona CRY - i can't remember the last time someone cooked for me

how sweet

07-13-2005, 08:23 PM

The food guard:

The Jesus Juice:

The Meal:

(menu changed... Did get some homemade bread though)

keyboard warrior · 07-13-2005, 08:29 PM

Dam an i tought you were eating dog balls.

reynold · 07-13-2005, 09:03 PM

so, what did you give/ do in return to your bitch?

Screaming · 07-13-2005, 09:05 PM

had dinner at carrabbas, was good and i didnt have to cook

jukeboxfrank · 07-13-2005, 09:09 PM

I have a toshiba too...good laptops

Paco, of Large Cash. · 07-13-2005, 09:13 PM

... and I expect, if continue to call your femme a bitch, you won't be able to remember that fine meal ... whatever that is.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	I'm making my own dinner right now. Macaroni with a sauce of fresh diced tomatoes, zucchini, garlic, and peppers. Mmmm! __________________ email: [email protected]

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07-13-2005, 06:29 PM	#20
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	hahaha I don't have meat with every single meal, so no meat tonight. I got plenty of meat and bone last night.... tee hee! __________________ email: [email protected]

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	My "bitch" is making me some steamed spinich, a caesar salad, filet mignon, and a molten chocolate cake. Smelling good so far!

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	The food guard: The Jesus Juice: The Meal: (menu changed... Did get some homemade bread though)

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Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	... and I expect, if continue to call your femme a bitch, you won't be able to remember that fine meal ... whatever that is.