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| View Poll Results: How many times do you touch your genitals each day? | |||
| 1-8 times |      | 12 | 18.75% | 
| 9-20 times |      | 7 | 10.94% | 
| 20-35 times |      | 13 | 20.31% | 
| 36+ times |      | 32 | 50.00% | 
| Voters: 64. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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|  07-12-2005, 09:27 PM | #1 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk 
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				POLL: How many times do you touch your genitals each day?
			 POLL: How many times do you touch your genitals each day? Whatever it be, Itching, scratching, fondling, fixing placement etc. | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:28 PM | #2 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY 
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				 | your super at polls but to answer the question probably 60 | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:28 PM | #3 | 
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				 | 552 times at least 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:29 PM | #4 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY 
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				 | there's the poll wonder why it wasn't there before... | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:31 PM | #5 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk 
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				 | Because you post first then make the poll, and im slow   | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:33 PM | #6 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston 
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				 | at least once before I go to sleep every night    | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:52 PM | #8 | 
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk 
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				 | Think I underestimated the poll numbers, but more importantly I think i found a new billion dollar market, genital hand wipes.. And I am now accepting new Affiliates at 60% revshare!   | 
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|  07-12-2005, 09:59 PM | #9 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 
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				 | lol...this poll is fuckin hilarious...  ...not really aware how many times...depends on the climate... I pee alot during rainy seasons... 
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|  07-12-2005, 10:00 PM | #10 | 
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				 | Hmmm.to piss and beat off...maybe 5 
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|  07-13-2005, 04:18 AM | #11 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 
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				 | 3 times a day probably.. 
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|  07-13-2005, 04:23 AM | #12 | |
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|  07-13-2005, 04:25 AM | #13 | 
| So Fucking Banned Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston 
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				 | Probably about 500 I voted.   | 
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|  07-13-2005, 05:16 AM | #14 | 
| jellyfish     Join Date: Dec 2003 
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				 | my hands are attached to my balls | 
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|  07-13-2005, 05:50 AM | #15 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2005 
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				 | how do you eat? | 
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|  07-13-2005, 06:13 AM | #16 | 
| in a van by the river Industry Role:  Join Date: May 2003 
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				 | Chupachups, clickhappy, cool1, Corleone, jawanda, khs, llporter, MikyMunki, polish_aristocrat, ry0t, Sam Granger, sleeves, washiez, xclusive I sure hope you guys wash your hands a lot 
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|  07-13-2005, 06:30 AM | #18 | 
| Programming King Pin Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal 
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				 | I'd say about 50 times / day :D 
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|  07-13-2005, 07:53 AM | #19 | 
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				 | God only knows | 
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|  07-13-2005, 09:12 AM | #20 | 
| emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands 
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				 | all i know is a lot, its like a rest place for my hand | 
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|  07-13-2005, 09:13 AM | #21 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland 
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				 | I don't stop. I use one hand for typing, and one for rubbing my balls...  | 
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|  07-13-2005, 10:00 AM | #22 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Feb 2005 
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				 | I always touch my pussy - it's my best friend!  Make nice with the kitty and she'll make nice with you!  LOL | 
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|  07-13-2005, 10:07 AM | #23 | 
| The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey 
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				 | I will print out this thread and bring some hand sanitizer with me to Miami. | 
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|  07-13-2005, 10:20 AM | #24 | 
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				 | you must be new to the biz. after you have made a few bucks you'll be able to hire others to do that for you. | 
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|  07-13-2005, 10:30 AM | #25 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto 
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				 | Whenever I wake up I make sure it's still there.  Thru the day who knows.  It's kinda like a habbit, you just don't notice it.   When I'm reading, working or doing something involving thinking I like to keep one hand him to let him know im there for him and not ignoring him. | 
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|  07-13-2005, 10:55 AM | #26 | 
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				 | More than 36. | 
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|  07-13-2005, 11:08 AM | #27 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA 
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				 | Dog years are a factor of 8 for every 1 year in a human's life So you kinda' have to factor in such an equation for Italian's if the poll is going to be accurate! <ducks> | 
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|  07-13-2005, 11:09 AM | #28 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Beach, SoCal 
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				 | I swear to God, I was actually scratching my nuts while I read this thread title. | 
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|  07-13-2005, 11:11 AM | #29 | 
| Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role:  Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET 
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				 | definately more than 36.  for some reason when i am thinking about something really intently, i like to scratch my balls. 
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|  07-13-2005, 02:50 PM | #30 | |
| So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At My Desk 
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|  07-13-2005, 02:51 PM | #31 | 
| Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2005 
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				 | Not all that much, and besides, I have a girl to do that now. 
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|  07-13-2005, 02:51 PM | #32 | 
| Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin 
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				 | 51% says more than 36 times?? LOL | 
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|  07-13-2005, 02:53 PM | #33 | |
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|  07-13-2005, 03:45 PM | #34 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In your mind 
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				 | I think its easier to count the times I'm not touching anything ;) | 
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|  07-13-2005, 04:06 PM | #35 | 
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				 | All the time, and looks like I'm not alone :D | 
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|  07-13-2005, 04:07 PM | #36 | 
| Confirmed User Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines 
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				 | I let go of mine about 8 times a day, give or take... | 
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