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Old 07-12-2005, 04:31 PM   #1
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if i blow up something in the name of allah, i get 72 non tainted women in heaven?

allah akabar!
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:31 PM   #2
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dirka dirka mohammed jihad!
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:33 PM   #3
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no don't be a smartass
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:35 PM   #4
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ya but sometimes it gets tiring teaching 72 non tainted virgins how to fuck.. every now and then you want a pro - some slutty girl who can stick her finger up your ass while giving you head
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:35 PM   #5
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Yeah but Allah forget to mention that they are 72 ugly as pig chicks
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:38 PM   #6
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Yeah but Allah forget to mention that they are 72 ugly as pig chicks
You get 72 of these


Ask rich or directfiesta, they've already received theirs...
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:39 PM   #7
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dirka dirka mohammed jihad!
That movie was brilliant. I'm gonna go put it on in the background right now.
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:40 PM   #8
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As a woman, do I get 72 male virgins? Or do I get turned back into a virgin 72 times? Not sure which I'd want. And, does Allah like getting it in the ass with a strap-on while he's wearing soiled silk panties, nipple clamps, and has his balls tied down? If so, I just might be interested in the movement... lol
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:40 PM   #9
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allah akabar!
Brother Brand0n Hammer Goat. I can can broker a much better deal then 72! How many untaints do you need? Please hit me up on ICQ to discuss.

May your loins be fruity.

On a side note, do any of you like Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It surprises me more breakfast cereals don't combine our favorite morning foods into one delicious product.
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:45 PM   #10
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Yeah, who needs 72 PMS cycles/month?

I'd rather have 2 bi-sexual women with shaved cootchies, do anal and swallow!
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:48 PM   #11
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As a woman, do I get 72 male virgins? Or do I get turned back into a virgin 72 times? Not sure which I'd want. And, does Allah like getting it in the ass with a strap-on while he's wearing soiled silk panties, nipple clamps, and has his balls tied down? If so, I just might be interested in the movement... lol

Good question... what do women get?
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:52 PM   #12
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I'd rather have ONE dirty whore that knows how to fuck, as opposed to 72 virgins, but that's just me.
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Old 07-12-2005, 04:57 PM   #13
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You didn't hear God right -- he said "72 Virginians"!
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Old 07-12-2005, 05:07 PM   #14
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lol, thats disgusting
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Ask rich or directfiesta, they've already received theirs...
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Old 07-12-2005, 05:47 PM   #15
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i heard it was 70, but maybe they got a raise
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Old 07-12-2005, 05:53 PM   #16
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no, you get 72 raisins, there was a problem in the translation
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Old 07-12-2005, 05:53 PM   #17
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if i blow up something in the name of allah, i get 72 non tainted women in heaven?
That's the deal, as I understand it.

What's more, those 72 virgins will look exactly like you most hope they will and you shall remain forever potent, vigorous and horny.

Moreover, prior to your arrival Allah will have already instructed any innocent believers amongst those whom you blew up to forgive you.

Pretty damn good deal all around.... if you're stupid enough buy into it.
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:01 PM   #18
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Dude, start a new reality site where guys get to bone 72 untainted women.

If you can 72 untainted women in the world.

Call the site something like heavenlyhoes.com or something
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Old 07-12-2005, 06:03 PM   #19
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Yo, is that Jar Jar Binks without his makeup?
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Old 07-12-2005, 09:39 PM   #20
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72 non tainted ladies for those 15-17 years old suicide bombers..lol
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