if i blow up something in the name of allah, i get 72 non tainted women in heaven?
 

allah akabar!

dirka dirka mohammed jihad!

no don't be a smartass

ya but sometimes it gets tiring teaching 72 non tainted virgins how to fuck.. every now and then you want a pro - some slutty girl who can stick her finger up your ass while giving you head

Yeah but Allah forget to mention that they are 72 ugly as pig chicks :1orglaugh

You get 72 of these
http://happyday.dk/funnypics/animal/images/camel.jpg

Ask rich or directfiesta, they've already received theirs...

That movie was brilliant. I'm gonna go put it on in the background right now. :thumbsup

As a woman, do I get 72 male virgins? Or do I get turned back into a virgin 72 times? Not sure which I'd want. And, does Allah like getting it in the ass with a strap-on while he's wearing soiled silk panties, nipple clamps, and has his balls tied down? If so, I just might be interested in the movement... lol

Brother Brand0n Hammer Goat. I can can broker a much better deal then 72! How many untaints do you need? Please hit me up on ICQ to discuss.

May your loins be fruity.

On a side note, do any of you like Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It surprises me more breakfast cereals don't combine our favorite morning foods into one delicious product.

Yeah, who needs 72 PMS cycles/month?

I'd rather have 2 bi-sexual women with shaved cootchies, do anal and swallow!

Good question... what do women get?

I'd rather have ONE dirty whore that knows how to fuck, as opposed to 72 virgins, but that's just me.

You didn't hear God right -- he said "72 Virginians"!

lol, thats disgusting :1orglaugh

i heard it was 70, but maybe they got a raise :pimp

no, you get 72 raisins, there was a problem in the translation

That's the deal, as I understand it.

What's more, those 72 virgins will look exactly like you most hope they will and you shall remain forever potent, vigorous and horny.

Moreover, prior to your arrival Allah will have already instructed any innocent believers amongst those whom you blew up to forgive you.

Pretty damn good deal all around.... if you're stupid enough buy into it.

Dude, start a new reality site where guys get to bone 72 untainted women.

If you can 72 untainted women in the world.

Call the site something like heavenlyhoes.com or something

Yo, is that Jar Jar Binks without his makeup?

72 non tainted ladies for those 15-17 years old suicide bombers..lol