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giooig · 07-12-2005, 01:54 PM

I will get my own apartment soon (prolly in a few months) and I need to make like $400-500 / month or I have to live with my psycho mother.

I'll do anything (that can be done over the internet). I live in Sweden - Stockholm.. but that won't be a problem right? :P

I have no real skills, can't even suck my own penis. But if you have any boring (or fun) administrative work that has to be done then I am the one.

I can probably get a job at the local supermarket or something, but I prefer to g o fuck myself here.

Anyone?

thaifan99 · 07-12-2005, 01:55 PM

Theres a few swedish Wm`s here....you might just get lucky!

sicone · 07-12-2005, 01:57 PM

4 or 5 hundred a month for rent. Shit cant even rent a cardboard box here for that lil

giooig · 07-12-2005, 02:02 PM

Sicone: From me you can ;)

sickkittens · 07-12-2005, 02:03 PM

Tell us who you really are.

Odie · 07-12-2005, 02:03 PM

damn that's cheap...wish it was that cheap here in TO!

giooig · 07-12-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickkittens

Tell us who you really are.

What do you want to know?

DutchTeenCash · 07-12-2005, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giooig

What do you want to know?

what you CAN do, design, code, whatever

Sosa · 07-12-2005, 02:35 PM

lol way to talk good about yourself!

haig · 07-12-2005, 02:48 PM

is Sweden realy cheapest?

EroticySteve · 07-12-2005, 02:49 PM

Sweden has free healthcare too? Safe cars. Ikea furniture. $400/mo rent. Sweet.

smack · 07-12-2005, 02:50 PM

well i can't give you a job, but i can give you a bump.

Machete_ · 07-12-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Sweden has free healthcare too? Safe cars. Ikea furniture. $400/mo rent. Sweet.

and swedish girls...

The best in the world.. not stuck up like in denmark where i live

pornguy · 07-12-2005, 02:52 PM

Sounds like a scam of some sort.

Babaganoosh · 07-12-2005, 02:54 PM

Boneprone, is that you fucking around again?

Dalai lama · 07-12-2005, 02:57 PM

Great self promotion right there, that really gives you more changes to get a job

giooig · 07-12-2005, 03:06 PM

Sorry but I'm serious about this. Maybe I need to make about $800 / month. I don't know the current DOLLAR > SEK exchange rate.

I can handle photoshop, illustrator, dreamweaver, apache and all kinds of different tools / servers etc.. But I know very little HTML code and I am no expert designer, but I don't SUCK either. I use Google when I don't know stuff.. always helps :P

I'm running my own forum www.matata.se, very small one. Google does not want to show their ads there anymore because it contains words with sexuall meaning etc.. I have to shut it down in november.. can't pay the bills hehe.

I own some domains.. orgasm.se / bill.se. Not getting much traffic thou. Sweden is a small country. But I guess they have potential.

I'm serious... anyone wanna help me? ill do any shitty work

thaifan99 · 07-12-2005, 03:07 PM

Anna O around?

Shaolin Pixel · 07-12-2005, 03:08 PM

maybe you can do some TGP submissions for someone?

AcidMax · 07-12-2005, 03:14 PM

I love threads like this, "GIVE ME", fuck that earn your shit. Post some experience, post some samples of your work, prove to people that you have the skills to make yourself a valuable asset. I am so tired of this "Buy Me, Give Me, Get Me" mentality.

NetRodent · 07-12-2005, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giooig

I'm serious... anyone wanna help me? ill do any shitty work

Will you do double anal?

giooig · 07-12-2005, 03:18 PM

Bad self promotion yeah... but im not asking for a cool job, just something.. and I wanted to add som humour to this.

giooig · 07-12-2005, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent

Will you do double anal?

Haha... will you come to sweden? :P

Kard63 · 07-12-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thinkx

what you CAN do, design, code, whatever

Did you read his post ?

Machete_ · 07-12-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by giooig

I will get my own apartment soon (prolly in a few months) and I need to make like $400-500 / month or I have to live with my psycho mother.

I'll do anything (that can be done over the internet). I live in Sweden - Stockholm.. but that won't be a problem right? :P

I have no real skills, can't even suck my own penis. But if you have any boring (or fun) administrative work that has to be done then I am the one.

I can probably get a job at the local supermarket or something, but I prefer to g o fuck myself here.

Anyone?

What is your ICQ ? I need to chat with you.. I'll give you someting to do, and pay you a part of the profit it generates - send me a mail: [email protected] -and I'll hook you up tomorrow

giooig · 07-12-2005, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk

What is your ICQ ? I need to chat with you.. I'll give you someting to do, and pay you a part of the profit it generates - send me a mail: [email protected] -and I'll hook you up tomorrow

Thanks, I'll do that!

07-12-2005, 01:54 PM	#1
giooig Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9	Give me a job I will get my own apartment soon (prolly in a few months) and I need to make like $400-500 / month or I have to live with my psycho mother. I'll do anything (that can be done over the internet). I live in Sweden - Stockholm.. but that won't be a problem right? :P I have no real skills, can't even suck my own penis. But if you have any boring (or fun) administrative work that has to be done then I am the one. I can probably get a job at the local supermarket or something, but I prefer to g o fuck myself here. Anyone?

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giooig Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9	Sorry but I'm serious about this. Maybe I need to make about $800 / month. I don't know the current DOLLAR > SEK exchange rate. I can handle photoshop, illustrator, dreamweaver, apache and all kinds of different tools / servers etc.. But I know very little HTML code and I am no expert designer, but I don't SUCK either. I use Google when I don't know stuff.. always helps :P I'm running my own forum www.matata.se, very small one. Google does not want to show their ads there anymore because it contains words with sexuall meaning etc.. I have to shut it down in november.. can't pay the bills hehe. I own some domains.. orgasm.se / bill.se. Not getting much traffic thou. Sweden is a small country. But I guess they have potential. I'm serious... anyone wanna help me? ill do any shitty work Last edited by giooig; 07-12-2005 at 03:08 PM..

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07-12-2005, 03:18 PM	#22
giooig Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9	Bad self promotion yeah... but im not asking for a cool job, just something.. and I wanted to add som humour to this.