Give me a job
 

:helpme
I will get my own apartment soon (prolly in a few months) and I need to make like $400-500 / month or I have to live with my psycho mother.

I'll do anything (that can be done over the internet). I live in Sweden - Stockholm.. but that won't be a problem right? :P

I have no real skills, can't even suck my own penis. But if you have any boring (or fun) administrative work that has to be done then I am the one.

I can probably get a job at the local supermarket or something, but I prefer to g o fuck myself here.

Anyone?

Theres a few swedish Wm`s here....you might just get lucky!

4 or 5 hundred a month for rent. Shit cant even rent a cardboard box here for that lil

Sicone: From me you can ;)

Tell us who you really are.

damn that's cheap...wish it was that cheap here in TO! :(

What do you want to know?

what you CAN do, design, code, whatever

lol way to talk good about yourself!

is Sweden realy cheapest?

Sweden has free healthcare too? Safe cars. Ikea furniture. $400/mo rent. Sweet.

well i can't give you a job, but i can give you a bump.

and swedish girls... :thumbsup

The best in the world.. not stuck up like in denmark where i live

Sounds like a scam of some sort.

Boneprone, is that you fucking around again?

Great self promotion right there, that really gives you more changes to get a job

Sorry but I'm serious about this. Maybe I need to make about $800 / month. I don't know the current DOLLAR > SEK exchange rate.

I can handle photoshop, illustrator, dreamweaver, apache and all kinds of different tools / servers etc.. But I know very little HTML code and I am no expert designer, but I don't SUCK either. I use Google when I don't know stuff.. always helps :P

I'm running my own forum www.matata.se, very small one. Google does not want to show their ads there anymore because it contains words with sexuall meaning etc.. I have to shut it down in november.. can't pay the bills hehe.

I own some domains.. orgasm.se / bill.se. Not getting much traffic thou. Sweden is a small country. But I guess they have potential.

I'm serious... anyone wanna help me? ill do any shitty work :)

Anna O around?

maybe you can do some TGP submissions for someone?

I love threads like this, "GIVE ME", fuck that earn your shit. Post some experience, post some samples of your work, prove to people that you have the skills to make yourself a valuable asset. I am so tired of this "Buy Me, Give Me, Get Me" mentality.

Will you do double anal? :Graucho

Bad self promotion yeah... but im not asking for a cool job, just something.. and I wanted to add som humour to this.

:)

Haha... will you come to sweden? :P

Did you read his post ?

What is your ICQ ? I need to chat with you.. I'll give you someting to do, and pay you a part of the profit it generates - send me a mail: [email protected] -and I'll hook you up tomorrow

Thanks, I'll do that!