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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
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KB Meets Two Nice Girls In One Weekend!
I must have some crazy mojo working for me or the stars must be aligned just right...
But two nights in a row I have met some incredible looking , nice , non industry girls. Last night was magic- The pimp hand, coupled with my slight sun tan ( reddish hue) Checked out a new hotspot downtown at the Solmar Hotel- J Bar on 6th Hot scene- Met a 30 yr old physical therapist and macked on her all night. I was Tony Sinclair sipping on my Tanqueray. I grabbed her at the end of the night and laid one on her- then left. Pimp Pimp- Got three phone calls this morning- Not calling her back for two days Tonight I met a promotions girl/ model 25 and HOT!!! She slipped me her number in a nightclub out of the clear blue- When you got it, you got it- Roger V- MY PIMP HAND HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!!! :-))
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac
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My inbox is empty
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Location: Atlanta, Georgia
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Big Pimpin
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comnig my friend in due time- Love kept me unavoidably detained
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Love comes on the 3rd date. Glad you had a good weekend.. |
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OH
and I know THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS GO AHEAD AND SAY IT THEN SEE MY SIG. ![]()
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KB who is the most sucessful "webmistress" of all time? |
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I laid a mean kiss on that girl- and it all started with a COMPLIMENT Guys take it from an average Joe- A sincere compliment GOES A LONG WAY One minute I comment on her pedicure- the next minute I tell her to put her hair up, because she has a beautiful face and needs to show off her pretty eyes more- She was putty in my hands after that- She went to the ladies room, came back and was absolutely stunning- It's actually killing me that I am not calling her- But you know the game is to be sold, not told.... PIMP PIMP
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Retired
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will there be pics in the near future?
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Sicone I pulled this one away from a yoked out muscle man- I got style, and I get MAD VIEWS. LOL JUICY WHERE ARE YOU??????
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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congrats man any chance at getting some pics? i'm married and don't get out much
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: LA
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Big pimpin you must have been spendin cheese
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as soon as I find the key to open it- There WILL be pics It's only been locked in there for 5 mos- so it will be any day I am sure.
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"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine." |
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NO I went with 4 HOTTIES That always works out very well FREE LYRA- I need her to get out of the can soon so my sex life can continue virtually unscathed-
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and she called from a restricted line- I have to make sure I didn't erase her message- We have a common friend and he already told me I rocked her world last night- I used some pimp shit last night - real shit I was taught from some pimps Works-
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shit well NO number kinda squshes calling her in two days. Keep fighting the good fight,
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But KB, the real question is now, are they still nice girls after meeting you?
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they'll be slightly tainted- but in the right way :-))
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It appeas JDL is sleeping or running a batch off.
so let me step in to say MAD VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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overheard from the KB conversation sat night
biatch you be on the right track but riding the wrong train! climb aboard the kbizzz express ....
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They can smell the money a mile away.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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You...you, my friend are good. ADG Webmaster |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Not calling her back for two days" Maybee she is trying to tell you, she gave you the Clap ![]()
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best designer on GFY
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
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Whats this 2 day policy?
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Ik ben een aap
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Something about not seeming too eager or excited. If the girl is hot, call her. Simple. |
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better than my weekend buddy, i cut one loose, but met another one that is hot but i don't like as much. so good and bad i guess. |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: On your plate
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The 2-3 day rule. The time honored tradition of meeting someone you like, getting their number and not calling for a few days. Made popular again by the movie Swingers the 2/3 day rule has convinced a mindless generation that acting like Vince Vaughn is "cool" and will lead to some sort of success with the ladies. You see it's important to keep your "Pimphand Strong" and heaven forbid you meet someone that you speak highly of and actually call them and seperate yourself from every other 23-39 year old nameless faceless guy they met at the club with no imagination. See Alien it's best to be a true "playa" and impress your friends rather than impress the young lady who might be worth your attention. I'm glad I could clear that up for you. Peace and fry greese! 3 to the P.C.D
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Workin With The Devil
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Very nice congrats KB
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Strength and Honor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Europe
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Kbizzle you pimp
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Pounding Googlebot
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Congrats you big pimp.
WG
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A true pimp would force them out on the street with a $1000 quota or give them a beat down with a wad of wire hangers.
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Your ego is way too big, you're annoying.
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**Porntrepreneur**
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see that .. you join the MOB and your Pimp Hand gets stronger ... take note guys ... join www.Mobbucks.com/kb and you to can have girls just giving you there # ..... PIMP PIMP ..
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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What do you want us to say? Congrats?
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First African GFY Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: New Jersey
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You are big pimping, lol.
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ#: 272000271
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Countless times I've stared at a women's cans and told them "Nice fucking tits, and I mean that sincerely." I have yet to get laid from a sincere compliment. |
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I just hope she does nto read GFY... There could be some serious ownage there.
But I must say KB in action is a true PIMP. I have heard the hurban legends ;-)
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I believe in miracles
(Hot Chocolate)
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"You sure you dont need to go to the bathroom?" The beatdown you get wont be from a handjob ... it might be AaronM spearing your punk ass!
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I hate break the news your white lol
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KB........ did you check out the "lips" on the urinals in the men's room? Funny as hell. |
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