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TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:37 PM

KB Meets Two Nice Girls In One Weekend!
 
I must have some crazy mojo working for me or the stars must be aligned just right...
But two nights in a row I have met some incredible looking , nice , non industry girls.

Last night was magic- The pimp hand, coupled with my slight sun tan ( reddish hue)
Checked out a new hotspot downtown at the Solmar Hotel-
J Bar on 6th

Hot scene- Met a 30 yr old physical therapist and macked on her all night. I was Tony Sinclair sipping on my Tanqueray.
I grabbed her at the end of the night and laid one on her- then left.

Pimp Pimp-

Got three phone calls this morning-
Not calling her back for two days
:pimp

Tonight I met a promotions girl/ model
25 and HOT!!!
She slipped me her number in a nightclub out of the clear blue-

When you got it, you got it-
Roger V-
MY PIMP HAND HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!!!
:-))

datatank 07-10-2005 11:38 PM

My inbox is empty

:(

PerSignup Esco 07-10-2005 11:39 PM

Big Pimpin :thumbsup

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
My inbox is empty

:(


comnig my friend in due time-
Love kept me unavoidably detained

datatank 07-10-2005 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
comnig my friend in due time-
Love kept me unavoidably detained


Love comes on the 3rd date. Glad you had a good weekend..

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:41 PM

OH
and I know
THIS
THREAD
IS
USELESS
WITHOUT
PICS

GO AHEAD AND SAY IT

THEN SEE
MY SIG.

:pimp

datatank 07-10-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
OH
and I know
THIS
THREAD
IS
USELESS
WITHOUT
PICS

GO AHEAD AND SAY IT

THEN SEE
MY SIG.

:pimp



KB who is the most sucessful "webmistress" of all time?

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
Love comes on the 3rd date. Glad you had a good weekend..

Love almost made me cum in my pants last night DT-
I laid a mean kiss on that girl- and it all started with a COMPLIMENT

Guys take it from an average Joe-
A sincere compliment GOES A LONG WAY

One minute I comment on her pedicure-
the next minute I tell her to put her hair up, because she has a beautiful face and needs to show off her pretty eyes more-

She was putty in my hands after that-
She went to the ladies room, came back and was absolutely stunning-

It's actually killing me that I am not calling her-
But you know the game is to be sold, not told....
PIMP PIMP

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
KB who is the most sucessful "webmistress" of all time?

Any webcam girl that I ever banged, and promised to send traffic to
:-))

sicone 07-10-2005 11:45 PM

will there be pics in the near future?

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
will there be pics in the near future?

One can only hope
Sicone I pulled this one away from a yoked out muscle man-

I got style, and I get MAD VIEWS.
LOL

JUICY WHERE ARE YOU??????

xclusive 07-10-2005 11:47 PM

congrats man any chance at getting some pics? i'm married and don't get out much:)

FUCKuPAYme 07-10-2005 11:48 PM

Big pimpin you must have been spendin cheese

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
congrats man any chance at getting some pics? i'm married and don't get out much:)

My camera is locked in my glove compartment
as soon as I find the key to open it-
There WILL be pics
It's only been locked in there for 5 mos- so it will be any day I am sure.

datatank 07-10-2005 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Any webcam girl that I ever banged, and promised to send traffic to
:-))

LOL


Night

3piece chicken Dinner 07-10-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Love almost made me cum in my pants last night DT-
I laid a mean kiss on that girl- and it all started with a COMPLIMENT

Guys take it from an average Joe-
A sincere compliment GOES A LONG WAY

One minute I comment on her pedicure-
the next minute I tell her to put her hair up, because she has a beautiful face and needs to show off her pretty eyes more-

She was putty in my hands after that-
She went to the ladies room, came back and was absolutely stunning-

It's actually killing me that I am not calling her-
But you know the game is to be sold, not told....
PIMP PIMP

Don't you find the 2/3 day rule a bit played out?? A bit middle of the road if you will? If she is the goods call and leave her a message tomorrow. Otherwise you turn into every person she ever met in a bar that watched swingers more than once. Step to the plate playa and bust some next level shit on this girl.

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FUCKuPAYme
Big pimpin you must have been spendin cheese


NO
I went with 4 HOTTIES
That always works out very well

FREE LYRA-
I need her to get out of the can soon so my sex life can continue virtually unscathed-

TheGoldenChild 07-10-2005 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3piece chicken Dinner
Don't you find the 2/3 day rule a bit played out?? A bit middle of the road if you will? If she is the goods call and leave her a message tomorrow. Otherwise you turn into every person she ever met in a bar that watched swingers more than once. Step to the plate playa and bust some next level shit on this girl.

I also didn't get her number-
and she called from a restricted line-

I have to make sure I didn't erase her message-
We have a common friend
and he already told me I rocked her world last night-

I used some pimp shit last night - real shit I was taught from some pimps

Works-

3piece chicken Dinner 07-10-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I also didn't get her number-
and she called from a restricted line-

I have to make sure I didn't erase her message-
We have a common friend
and he already told me I rocked her world last night-

I used some pimp shit last night - real shit I was taught from some pimps

Works-


shit well NO number kinda squshes calling her in two days.

Keep fighting the good fight,

pornguy 07-11-2005 12:00 AM

But KB, the real question is now, are they still nice girls after meeting you?

TheGoldenChild 07-11-2005 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
But KB, the real question is now, are they still nice girls after meeting you?



they'll be slightly tainted- but in the right way
:-))

3piece chicken Dinner 07-11-2005 12:22 AM

It appeas JDL is sleeping or running a batch off.

so let me step in to say




MAD VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

jonesy 07-11-2005 01:11 AM

overheard from the KB conversation sat night

biatch you be on the right track but riding the wrong train!

climb aboard the kbizzz express ....

chadglni 07-11-2005 01:23 AM

They can smell the money a mile away.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-11-2005 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I used some pimp shit last night - real shit I was taught from some pimps.

You got her hooked on crack?

You...you, my friend are good.

ADG Webmaster

TheGoldenChild 07-11-2005 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
You got her hooked on crack?

You...you, my friend are good.

ADG Webmaster

HAHAHAHA

JFK 07-11-2005 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I must have some crazy mojo working for me or the stars must be aligned just right...
But two nights in a row I have met some incredible looking , nice , non industry girls.

Last night was magic- The pimp hand, coupled with my slight sun tan ( reddish hue)
Checked out a new hotspot downtown at the Solmar Hotel-
J Bar on 6th

Hot scene- Met a 30 yr old physical therapist and macked on her all night. I was Tony Sinclair sipping on my Tanqueray.
I grabbed her at the end of the night and laid one on her- then left.

Pimp Pimp-

Got three phone calls this morning-
Not calling her back for two days
:pimp

Tonight I met a promotions girl/ model
25 and HOT!!!
She slipped me her number in a nightclub out of the clear blue-

When you got it, you got it-
Roger V-
MY PIMP HAND HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!!!
:-))

"Got three phone calls this morning-
Not calling her back for two days"

Maybee she is trying to tell you, she gave you the Clap :1orglaugh

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-11-2005 02:58 AM

Whats this 2 day policy?

Ross 07-11-2005 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Whats this 2 day policy?

A load of piss in my opinion.

Something about not seeming too eager or excited. If the girl is hot, call her. Simple.

seeric 07-11-2005 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
I must have some crazy mojo working for me or the stars must be aligned just right...
But two nights in a row I have met some incredible looking , nice , non industry girls.

Last night was magic- The pimp hand, coupled with my slight sun tan ( reddish hue)
Checked out a new hotspot downtown at the Solmar Hotel-
J Bar on 6th

Hot scene- Met a 30 yr old physical therapist and macked on her all night. I was Tony Sinclair sipping on my Tanqueray.
I grabbed her at the end of the night and laid one on her- then left.

Pimp Pimp-

Got three phone calls this morning-
Not calling her back for two days
:pimp

Tonight I met a promotions girl/ model
25 and HOT!!!
She slipped me her number in a nightclub out of the clear blue-

When you got it, you got it-
Roger V-
MY PIMP HAND HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!!!
:-))



better than my weekend buddy, i cut one loose, but met another one that is hot but i don't like as much.

so good and bad i guess. :Oh crap

3piece chicken Dinner 07-11-2005 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Whats this 2 day policy?

OH allow me.

The 2-3 day rule. The time honored tradition of meeting someone you like, getting their number and not calling for a few days. Made popular again by the movie Swingers the 2/3 day rule has convinced a mindless generation that acting like Vince Vaughn is "cool" and will lead to some sort of success with the ladies. You see it's important to keep your "Pimphand Strong" and heaven forbid you meet someone that you speak highly of and actually call them and seperate yourself from every other 23-39 year old nameless faceless guy they met at the club with no imagination. See Alien it's best to be a true "playa" and impress your friends rather than impress the young lady who might be worth your attention.

I'm glad I could clear that up for you.

Peace and fry greese!
:thumbsup :thumbsup

3 to the P.C.D

Pete-KT 07-11-2005 06:36 AM

Very nice congrats KB

Dalai lama 07-11-2005 06:39 AM

Kbizzle you pimp :pimp

WiredGuy 07-11-2005 08:19 AM

Congrats you big pimp.
WG

Giorgio_Xo 07-11-2005 08:22 AM

A true pimp would force them out on the street with a $1000 quota or give them a beat down with a wad of wire hangers.

:pimp

Rhesus 07-11-2005 08:39 AM

Your ego is way too big, you're annoying.

MikeVega 07-11-2005 08:58 AM

see that .. you join the MOB and your Pimp Hand gets stronger ... take note guys ... join www.Mobbucks.com/kb and you to can have girls just giving you there # ..... PIMP PIMP .. :pimp

TheGoldenChild 07-11-2005 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvega325
see that .. you join the MOB and your Pimp Hand gets stronger ... take note guys ... join www.Mobbucks.com/kb and you to can have girls just giving you there # ..... PIMP PIMP .. :pimp

exactly what I was getting at-

tranza 07-11-2005 10:47 AM

What do you want us to say? Congrats?

pxxx 07-11-2005 10:49 AM

You are big pimping, lol.

ronaldo 07-11-2005 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Guys take it from an average Joe-
A sincere compliment GOES A LONG WAY

Bullshit KB!

Countless times I've stared at a women's cans and told them "Nice fucking tits, and I mean that sincerely."

I have yet to get laid from a sincere compliment.

Jman 07-11-2005 10:59 AM

I just hope she does nto read GFY... There could be some serious ownage there.

But I must say KB in action is a true PIMP. I have heard the hurban legends ;-)

Evil Chris 07-11-2005 11:09 AM

I believe in miracles
(Hot Chocolate)

:)

GonZo 07-11-2005 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo
Bullshit KB!

Countless times I've stared at a women's cans and told them "Nice fucking tits, and I mean that sincerely."

I have yet to get laid from a sincere compliment.

Steal Atlas Chris's line...

"You sure you dont need to go to the bathroom?"

The beatdown you get wont be from a handjob ... it might be AaronM spearing your punk ass!

tony286 07-11-2005 11:30 AM

I hate break the news your white lol

JJ Gold 07-11-2005 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
Checked out a new hotspot downtown at the Solmar Hotel-
J Bar on 6th


:-))


KB........ did you check out the "lips" on the urinals in the men's room? :1orglaugh

Funny as hell.


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