New world record : 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period! - GoFuckYourself.com

webcrawler · 07-11-2005, 01:24 AM

It's official, Onse is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Onse achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

http://onse.swellserver.com/news/top...orldrecord.php

Ramos · 07-11-2005, 01:33 AM

I can beat that....

SilverTab · 07-11-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramos

I can beat that....

http://ramos.swellserver.com/news/to...orldrecord.php

well at least you were able to tie it....

Ramos · 07-11-2005, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SilverTab

http://ramos.swellserver.com/news/to...orldrecord.php

well at least you were able to tie it....

I told Ya

zzgundamnzz · 07-11-2005, 01:42 AM

Yeah well a guy missing his penis was able to tie that record also.

http://Dickless%20Man.swellserver.co...orldrecord.php

je_rome · 07-11-2005, 01:43 AM

wow! that's impressive.. that would be impossible for me.

SilverTab · 07-11-2005, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

wow! that's impressive.. that would be impossible for me.

no way..you did it too
http://je_rome.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

Vitasoy · 07-11-2005, 01:48 AM

That is one sore penis!

Dagwolf · 07-11-2005, 01:51 AM

They don't mention the condition of the genitals afterward, do they?

theFeTiShLaDy · 07-11-2005, 01:51 AM

lol..that's a very active guy!

Matt 26z · 07-11-2005, 01:51 AM

It wouldn't take someone 24 hours to do 36.

Even if you wanted to do one every 30 minutes for 16 hours thats 32 total. Double it up a few times and you've got 36 with 8 hours to spare.

Manowar · 07-11-2005, 01:55 AM

swell server is a bit old now

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-11-2005, 02:19 AM

Onse vs. Ramos - The Ultimate Marathon Battle of Master Bators:

Everybody give them a hand...

The judge tells them to shake hands, and to cum out stroking.

Okay, now everyone shoosh because they need to concentrate and get a grip on themselves...

May the best hand win!

ADG Webmaster

reed_4 · 07-11-2005, 02:52 AM

i wonder what they look like now. :p

tenderobject · 07-11-2005, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

That is one sore penis!

Wiggles · 07-11-2005, 03:51 AM

my dick would probably be bleeding by that point.

webcrawler · 07-11-2005, 03:55 AM

"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

that should have caused soooo much pain.

webcrawler · 07-11-2005, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

I can beat that....

now here's a contender. wtg!

Peace · 07-11-2005, 10:31 AM

nice sig pal

Downtime · 07-11-2005, 10:32 AM

lol that's fuckin insane

KMR Stitch · 07-11-2005, 10:33 AM

http://kmrstitch.swellserver.com/new...orldrecord.php

axelcat · 07-11-2005, 10:33 AM

damn.....

pornguy · 07-11-2005, 10:33 AM

I dont really understand why someone would want to do that. but hey. to each his own.

NTSS · 07-11-2005, 10:34 AM

Not a wise thing to do...but I guess people will do just about anything for attention

pxxx · 07-11-2005, 10:35 AM

Damn, that is a little too much.

BitterPen · 07-11-2005, 10:35 AM

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Onse said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

LMFAO

Dalai lama · 07-11-2005, 10:35 AM

I love that site

Matt M · 07-11-2005, 10:42 AM

LOL.... what a great line....

"It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Onse is not your average masturbator."

Rich · 07-11-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Downtime

lol that's fuckin insane

Don't give this guy a hard time for believing a swellserver story, he believes what he hears on Fox News.

Braincash Fred · 07-11-2005, 11:43 AM

I can double that

tranza · 07-11-2005, 12:09 PM

Hahahahahahahahaha....

Nifield · 07-11-2005, 01:12 PM

daaamn that would hurt

kektex · 07-11-2005, 01:22 PM

http://president.george.bush.swellse...orldrecord.php

Ace-wtf · 07-11-2005, 01:44 PM

that takes some training

what arm wrestling next?

VeriSexy · 07-11-2005, 02:40 PM

Damn, his nuts must be freaking sore

alexg · 07-11-2005, 02:55 PM

vvq · 07-11-2005, 02:56 PM

thats gotta start getting painful towards the end...

PixeLs · 07-11-2005, 06:19 PM

..and where did he get all those stickly yogurts? ;)

Project-Shadow · 07-11-2005, 06:24 PM

The scary thing is that a few people here don't realise it's a joke

Pleasurepays · 07-11-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

The scary thing is that a few people here don't realise it's a joke

everyone is always following the 3 steps of message board posting

1) scan
2) assume
3) react

tony286 · 07-11-2005, 07:16 PM

I find that number hard to believe

tristan_D · 07-11-2005, 07:28 PM

well give me more time and I'm definitely on my way in breaking that record.

sniperwolf · 07-11-2005, 07:50 PM

whoooow....that's some mad skills...

Spunky · 07-11-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

The scary thing is that a few people here don't realise it's a joke

They didn't bother reading the thread.

webcrawler · 07-11-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

everyone is always following the 3 steps of message board posting

1) scan
2) assume
3) react

that seems easy.

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