New world record : 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
 

It's official, Onse is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Onse achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

http://onse.swellserver.com/news/top...orldrecord.php

I can beat that....

http://ramos.swellserver.com/news/to...orldrecord.php

well at least you were able to tie it.... :thumbsup

I told Ya :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah well a guy missing his penis was able to tie that record also.

http://Dickless%20Man.swellserver.co...orldrecord.php

wow! that's impressive.. that would be impossible for me. :)

no way..you did it too
http://je_rome.swellserver.com/news/...orldrecord.php

That is one sore penis!

They don't mention the condition of the genitals afterward, do they?

lol..that's a very active guy!

It wouldn't take someone 24 hours to do 36.

Even if you wanted to do one every 30 minutes for 16 hours thats 32 total. Double it up a few times and you've got 36 with 8 hours to spare.

swell server is a bit old now

Onse vs. Ramos - The Ultimate Marathon Battle of Master Bators:

http://www.northstatebrewers.org/dis...strongArm.jpeg

Everybody give them a hand...

The judge tells them to shake hands, and to cum out stroking.

Okay, now everyone shoosh because they need to concentrate and get a grip on themselves...

May the best hand win!

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i wonder what they look like now. :p

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my dick would probably be bleeding by that point.

"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

that should have caused soooo much pain. :Oh crap

now here's a contender. wtg! :thumbsup

nice sig pal

lol that's fuckin insane

damn.....

I dont really understand why someone would want to do that. but hey. to each his own.

Not a wise thing to do...but I guess people will do just about anything for attention

Damn, that is a little too much.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Onse said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".


LMFAO

I love that site :)

LOL.... what a great line.... :pimp

"It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Onse is not your average masturbator."

Don't give this guy a hard time for believing a swellserver story, he believes what he hears on Fox News.

I can double that :)

Hahahahahahahahaha....

daaamn that would hurt

that takes some training :1orglaugh

what arm wrestling next? :321GFY

Damn, his nuts must be freaking sore :Oh crap

:1orglaugh

thats gotta start getting painful towards the end...

..and where did he get all those stickly yogurts? ;)

The scary thing is that a few people here don't realise it's a joke :(

everyone is always following the 3 steps of message board posting

1) scan
2) assume
3) react

:2 cents:

I find that number hard to believe

well give me more time and I'm definitely on my way in breaking that record.

http://tinypic.com/71n0oy.gif
whoooow....that's some mad skills...

They didn't bother reading the thread. :1orglaugh

that seems easy. :winkwink: