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abyss_al · 07-09-2005, 04:10 PM

when pissing on the street when drunk... note to self:

"self!: walk backwards and piss... not forwards..."

thank you. (more drinking advice to come)

MrIzzz · 07-09-2005, 04:13 PM

i like to drive backwards when i drink

abyss_al · 07-09-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i like to drive backwards when i drink

pxxx · 07-09-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i like to drive backwards when i drink

LOL, that is too funny.

Spunky · 07-09-2005, 05:34 PM

Lol..good idea..and don't piss in the wind

The Heron · 07-09-2005, 05:35 PM

The only drinking note you need to remember is:
"DRINK MORE!"

After Shock Media · 07-09-2005, 05:35 PM

Do not piss on a hill side either when your standing below your stream.
While your at it, never group piss. Someone is gunna start talking and where the big head turns the little head follows.

abyss_al · 07-09-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Do not piss on a hill side either when your standing below your stream.
While your at it, never group piss. Someone is gunna start talking and where the big head turns the little head follows.

Furious_Male · 07-09-2005, 05:43 PM

I prefer to stand still when I piss but I will be sure to write that tip down on the back of my hand just in case.

wargames · 07-09-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i like to drive backwards when i drink

SleazyDream · 07-09-2005, 07:08 PM

idiot

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abyss_al · 07-09-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

idiot

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kektex · 07-09-2005, 07:39 PM

I prefer not to piss in groups since for some reason my friends will try to push you from behind so that the hand holding your pant and your underwear down loses grip and you piss all over yourself.
Specially funny if someones wearing sweatpants.Those will just come right back up.

Abyss_Vee · 07-10-2005, 11:37 AM

reminds me of the big bear trip

abyss_al · 07-10-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

reminds me of the big bear trip

i think thst's when i learned...

Abyss_Vee · 07-10-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

i think thst's when i learned...

i think thats where i walked 2 miles and got chased by hill billies, in freezing cold weather

abyss_al · 07-10-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Abyss_Vee

i think thats where i walked 2 miles and got chased by hill billies, in freezing cold weather

yes it was... and you cried like a little girl and wanted to go home... sissy

swedguy · 07-10-2005, 12:09 PM

Drinking Advice #1: Don't drink!

Abyss_Vee · 07-10-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

Drinking Advice #1: Don't drink!

tungsten · 07-10-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Do not piss on a hill side either when your standing below your stream.
While your at it, never group piss. Someone is gunna start talking and where the big head turns the little head follows.

good advice :D

sharpx9 · 07-10-2005, 12:21 PM

Platinumpimp · 07-10-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy

Drinking Advice #1: Don't drink!

Well...there's nothing wrong with a beer now and then, as long as you do not make a habit of it.

woj · 07-10-2005, 01:46 PM

seeric · 07-10-2005, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

when pissing on the street when drunk... note to self:

"self!: walk backwards and piss... not forwards..."

thank you. (more drinking advice to come)

i concur and can add, remain at least 2 feet from a wall if irrigating a structure. backsplash is a bitch.

Violetta · 07-10-2005, 02:00 PM

nice advice...

xfalmp · 07-10-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kektex

I prefer not to piss in groups since for some reason my friends will try to push you from behind so that the hand holding your pant and your underwear down loses grip and you piss all over yourself.
Specially funny if someones wearing sweatpants.Those will just come right back up.

How old are they?

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