Drinking Advice #1:
 

when pissing on the street when drunk... note to self:

"self!: walk backwards and piss... not forwards..."



thank you. (more drinking advice to come) :glugglug

i like to drive backwards when i drink :Oh crap

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LOL, that is too funny.

Lol..good idea..and don't piss in the wind

The only drinking note you need to remember is:
"DRINK MORE!"

Do not piss on a hill side either when your standing below your stream.
While your at it, never group piss. Someone is gunna start talking and where the big head turns the little head follows.

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I prefer to stand still when I piss but I will be sure to write that tip down on the back of my hand just in case.

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I prefer not to piss in groups since for some reason my friends will try to push you from behind so that the hand holding your pant and your underwear down loses grip and you piss all over yourself.
Specially funny if someones wearing sweatpants.Those will just come right back up.

reminds me of the big bear trip

i think thst's when i learned...

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i think thats where i walked 2 miles and got chased by hill billies, in freezing cold weather

yes it was... and you cried like a little girl and wanted to go home... sissy

Drinking Advice #1: Don't drink!

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good advice :D

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Well...there's nothing wrong with a beer now and then, as long as you do not make a habit of it. :pimp

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i concur and can add, remain at least 2 feet from a wall if irrigating a structure. backsplash is a bitch.

nice advice... :thumbsup

How old are they? :upsidedow