baddog's tip of the day for single guys #4 (I think) - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 07-07-2005, 03:14 PM

My life is changing
in so many ways
I don't know who
to trust anymore
There's a shadow running
thru my days
Like a beggar going
from door to door.

I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
When life and love
turns strange.
And old.

To give a love,
you gotta live a love.
To live a love,
you gotta be "part of"
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I was watching
a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part
that I could understand.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?

It is a lot cheaper than a wife, and they do a better job.

Steve · 07-07-2005, 04:36 PM

I thought it was going to say "pull out"

Linkster · 07-07-2005, 04:38 PM

Neil Young always did write good lyrics

sharpx9 · 07-07-2005, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

I thought it was going to say "pull out"

Sosa · 07-07-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

I thought it was going to say "pull out"

you should already know that

baddog · 07-08-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

I thought it was going to say "pull out"

Some things are up to your dad, I try to cover the things he may have missed, like:

Learn from your mistakes, and whenever possible, learn from the mistakes of others. And don't trust whitey.

kaktuz · 07-08-2005, 12:44 AM

dope.....

SmokeyTheBear · 07-08-2005, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaktuz

dope.....

i think dope is #5

Dagwolf · 07-08-2005, 12:55 AM

I like to put glue in my butt then stick a feather duster up there. Then I go to the hospital and masturbate while the doctors are trying to remove it.

baddog · 07-08-2005, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I like to put glue in my butt then stick a feather duster up there. Then I go to the hospital and masturbate while the doctors are trying to remove it.

We aren't discussing sexual fetishes right now.

XPays · 07-08-2005, 03:34 PM

tip of the day for the non-jaded crowd:

stop looking for her and avoid ho's who put out. once you stop looking you will eventually find the right vixen.

Dagwolf · 07-08-2005, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

We aren't discussing sexual fetishes right now.

I turned you on, though, didn't I?

07-07-2005, 03:14 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	baddog's tip of the day for single guys #4 (I think) My life is changing in so many ways I don't know who to trust anymore There's a shadow running thru my days Like a beggar going from door to door. I was thinking that maybe I'd get a maid Find a place nearby for her to stay. Just someone to keep my house clean, Fix my meals and go away. A maid. A man needs a maid. A maid. It's hard to make that change When life and love turns strange. And old. To give a love, you gotta live a love. To live a love, you gotta be "part of" When will I see you again? A while ago somewhere I don't know when I was watching a movie with a friend. I fell in love with the actress. She was playing a part that I could understand. A maid. A man needs a maid. A maid. When will I see you again? It is a lot cheaper than a wife, and they do a better job.

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07-07-2005, 04:36 PM	#2
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