baddog's tip of the day for single guys #4 (I think)
 

My life is changing
in so many ways
I don't know who
to trust anymore
There's a shadow running
thru my days
Like a beggar going
from door to door.

I was thinking that
maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby
for her to stay.
Just someone
to keep my house clean,
Fix my meals and go away.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

It's hard to make that change
When life and love
turns strange.
And old.

To give a love,
you gotta live a love.
To live a love,
you gotta be "part of"
When will I see you again?

A while ago somewhere
I don't know when
I was watching
a movie with a friend.
I fell in love with the actress.
She was playing a part
that I could understand.

A maid. A man needs a maid.
A maid.

When will I see you again?


It is a lot cheaper than a wife, and they do a better job.

I thought it was going to say "pull out"

Neil Young always did write good lyrics :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you should already know that

Some things are up to your dad, I try to cover the things he may have missed, like:

Learn from your mistakes, and whenever possible, learn from the mistakes of others. And don't trust whitey.

dope.....

i think dope is #5

I like to put glue in my butt then stick a feather duster up there. Then I go to the hospital and masturbate while the doctors are trying to remove it.

We aren't discussing sexual fetishes right now.

tip of the day for the non-jaded crowd:

stop looking for her and avoid ho's who put out. once you stop looking you will eventually find the right vixen.

I turned you on, though, didn't I? :winkwink: