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woj · 07-08-2005, 07:31 PM

100........,

sonofsam · 07-08-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Aaron has no motivation to "make up" with the likes of the cock sucking butt fucker "sonofsam". Why should he? SOS has done NOTHING for this business.

what would you like for me to "do for the industry" exactly? what do i have to contribute? i'm still learning myself but i also take time to help people who ask me questions... not much more i can do then that, i'm not in any possition to be doing a lot for the industry... so please stfu about that.

The Ghost · 07-08-2005, 08:29 PM

**Shuffles a deck of cards**

Who's in?

sonofsam · 07-08-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghost Pro Sales

**Shuffles a deck of cards**

Who's in?

everyone except me, i'm the only one in the adult industry who isn't a millionare apparently

chadglni · 07-08-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Only the sheep getting ready to jump off a cliff to their death will see this fucking post as anything other than a lame newbie trying to capitalize off a known name in the business who has actually DONE SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE. Fuck you sonofsam you cocksucking moron.

You are a funny man. You're threat would scare me as much as Screech saying he's going to whoop my ass.

TDF · 07-08-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

You are a funny man. You're threat would scare me as much as Screech saying he's going to whoop my ass.

zoikkkkkkkkkks

sonofsam · 07-08-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni

You are a funny man. You're threat would scare me as much as Screech saying he's going to whoop my ass.

you havn't seen the new episodes? screech goes to japan on a student visa.. ends up joining the yakuza and becomes a triad boss

Translation · 07-08-2005, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Sonofsam, you are one stupid mother fucking idiot butt raping ass pirate. You were just beginning to get back on the good graces of many of us, then you have to pull this shit.

Let me tell you this, and it isn't keyboard warrior bullshit: walk up to me at any show where we both attend. Introduce your fucking lame ass to me. My fist will connect with your stupid newbie face and then we can go on from there.

You are a lame fuck. Kiss my fucking ass. You will never be SHIT in this business.

Shut the fuck up idiot.

dropped9 · 07-08-2005, 08:53 PM

Is there going to be a vid posted or what?

chadglni · 07-08-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TDF

zoikkkkkkkkkks

All grown up....

[IMG]http://www.***************.com/images/donny.jpg[/IMG]

sonofsam · 07-08-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Is there going to be a vid posted or what?

aaron knows hes lying, thats why he said "im done with this thread" right when i offered to post the video... if you guys want me to, i can

tungsten · 07-08-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

aaron knows hes lying, thats why he said "im done with this thread" right when i offered to post the video... if you guys want me to, i can

go for it

rambler · 07-08-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

... Introduce your fucking lame ass to me. My fist will connect with your stupid newbie face and then we can go on from there.

....

Whats with all the anger and keyboard violence???

Young · 07-08-2005, 09:54 PM

If you see any of these guys at a show...all you have to do is run. Their fat asses will never catch you.

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

He's not on any list of priorities.

Actually, what we have here is yet another lie from sonofsam. First he accused me of calling him and now he is accusing me of threatening him on ICQ.

Neither of these things happened. Once again, he's full of shit and this time he is not getting any more attention from me. This will be my ONLY reply to his latest publicity stunt.

Piss off kid.

i wasn't gonna post the video, since you shut up.. but you are still calling me a liar... so here we go

Video to prove i didn't alter any screencap

now what are you going to say about this? its some fancy video editing and thats not really me clicking your message history?

btw, i'm at my girlfriends house, and i don't have icq here... so if you wanna do some more internet fighting like "i'm gonne bicycle kick you" etc, please forward it to my email, hardcore

last post in this thread

mrkris · 07-09-2005, 12:28 PM

heheheheh .... I SHALL RULE YOU ALL WITH MY IRON FISTS FROM SHANANANAH!

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 12:38 PM

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

how wide is your mouth from being able to suck so many gfy elite dicks at the same time?

marketsmart · 07-09-2005, 01:22 PM

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches.
Once we get to Internext and find those keyboard warrior fucks who are making
these threats, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat and then split their fucking nuts from their head to the back of their ass. Then you're all fucking next.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-09-2005, 01:30 PM

SO fucking owned.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-09-2005, 01:33 PM

I dunno any ways to fake ICQ history.
I vote its authentic.

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

how wide is your mouth from being able to suck so many gfy elite dicks at the same time?

Just how many are you wanting to piss with?

I thought your little 19 yr old peepee was hard for Aaron, not me.

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I dunno any ways to fake ICQ history.
I vote its authentic.

of course its authentic, he just loves to discredit me... but his word alone is not good enough anymore.. as you can see from him lying about those icq messages..

what makes you guys thinks he hasn't lied about the othe issues...

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AlienQ

I dunno any ways to fake ICQ history.
I vote its authentic.

Well, shit can be photoshopped, but what the hell, maybe it is real. That must mean Aaron lied about some instant messages. What now?

should we take him out back and shoot him?

Deej · 07-09-2005, 01:38 PM

good god....ill still buy you a ihateaaron.com domain.....please?.....so you can be happy bashing him there......this so isnt professional, to do this here....i mean if your going for that sort of thing? i dunno......

Seriously though.....these anti-aaron threads need to cease.....

and for the record, noob dick is much better than elite dick anyday, all chapped and warn out .....

"Lumpy for president"

I can cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat......no ifs, ands, or buts....

C-I-A-B-A-double T-A
Ciabatta,,,,,Peace I'm Out!!!

Gawdy · 07-09-2005, 01:39 PM

I cant believe this isnt sorted yet. Dont people care about PR anymore?

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Just how many are you wanting to piss with?

I thought your little 19 yr old peepee was hard for Aaron, not me.

you're just a punk... you keep bringing up my age... well since you keep bringing up my age

How mature is making internet threats?

if he was a man, he wouldn't need to have made that phone call and then not even show up.. he would have came and settled it like a man, instead of playing these fucking games... calling me and then not showing up and denying calling me + these icq messages

so basically you're saying i'm 19 and more a man then aaron is. thanks buddy

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-09-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Well, shit can be photoshopped, but what the hell, maybe it is real. That must mean Aaron lied about some instant messages. What now?

should we take him out back and shoot him?

Give Son Of Sam some credit.

For 19 he is kicking ass and taking numbers.
So far Son Of Sam has shown class and strength after loosing some $3600.00 bucks to a GFY predator and looser.

We all make mistakes starting out Son Of Sam, your on your way to better things bro and within the past 6 month you have achieved more than AaronM ever will in life...

You got a great site, a hot girl and probably will find more down the road.
So shake this shit off and keep movin

rambler · 07-09-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Well, shit can be photoshopped, but what the hell, maybe it is real. That must mean Aaron lied about some instant messages. What now?

should we take him out back and shoot him?

It shows that he lacks credibility.

What I don't understand is why he would deny it if he has already admitted to making threats to others on the internet.

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rambler

It shows that he lacks credibility.

What I don't understand is why he would deny it if he has already admitted to making threats to others on the internet.

because he wants to discredit me, so that people don't believe what i have already said in the thread about the content problems i've had with him

tony286 · 07-09-2005, 01:44 PM

Whats a gay threat ? I see you Im gonna suck your dick hard lol

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

you're just a punk... you keep bringing up my age... well since you keep bringing up my age

How mature is making internet threats?

if he was a man, he wouldn't need to have made that phone call and then not even show up.. he would have came and settled it like a man, instead of playing these fucking games... calling me and then not showing up and denying calling me + these icq messages

so basically you're saying i'm 19 and more a man then aaron is. thanks buddy

No, I'm suggesting you lack focus, probably due to your tender age, as to whom it is you are running your beak at here. Is it me or is it Aaron? Make up your mind.

Fuck boy, all I said was that it appears that Aaron has you rattled. That's ALL I said. Your punkass replies to me on that point suggest that now *I* have you rattled as well, and it wasn't even intentional on my part.

I tried to help you get your deal made right with Aaron. You wouldn't have it, you had to have it all your way or nothing. Now it's done, gone, bye bye and you're still on here crying. Dude, Aaron's not going anywhere, and I've asked you now twice what it is you want to accomplish? So far no definitive answer from you on that, and it really doesn't surprise me.

You and your midget troll Alien boy have a nice afternoon, k?

Good luck in your crusade, I mean that.

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Give Son Of Sam some credit.

For 19 he is kicking ass and taking numbers.
So far Son Of Sam has shown class and strength after loosing some $3600.00 bucks to a GFY predator and looser.

We all make mistakes starting out Son Of Sam, your on your way to better things bro and within the past 6 month you have achieved more than AaronM ever will in life...

You got a great site, a hot girl and probably will find more down the road.
So shake this shit off and keep movin

You know as well as I do that I tried to get his deal made right.

I wish SOS well, sincerely all the best. I just hope he can take something from all this and learn from it, and be as willing to adjust his attitude as much as he is willing to judge others.

If he does that he will continue to prosper.

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 01:54 PM

And Alien, it's nice to see you are capable of replying to me without the use of such power-insults as "Faggot", "Fuckface", "Shithead" etc.

I may have to retract my earlier comment about you being someone's midget troll. :D

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Well, shit can be photoshopped, but what the hell, maybe it is real. That must mean Aaron lied about some instant messages. What now?

should we take him out back and shoot him?

this is why i don't have any respect for you.

now please stfu, and stop wishing me well and acting like you care if i succeed in this business or not.

you always come in blindly defending aaron because you think hes your IN to the inside circle of cool people here or some shit... good luck with that.

comments like i just quoted right now, show that even though i proved aaron was lying and that his word doesn't mean shit, you still defend him.

jonesy · 07-09-2005, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

you always come in blindly defending aaron because you think hes your IN to the inside circle of cool people here or some shit...

.

Screaming · 07-09-2005, 08:39 PM

well this should get interesting

NaughtyRob · 07-09-2005, 08:43 PM

That video own3d AaronM like a motherfucker So fucking own3d.

Clicky_Bucks · 07-09-2005, 09:28 PM

CDSmith has proven himself to be nothing but a mouthpiece. What a pussy.

Joesho · 07-09-2005, 10:03 PM

I want you all t check out www.lustformaturehotties.com and tell me what you think of it please.

also anyone needing a good host look at www.siliconcanal.com

if you will be in florida I would love to buy you a drink, and talk business.

this goes for any one reading or participating in tis thread that wants to do some business.

I dont have time for drama, but business is always welcomed.

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

this is why i don't have any respect for you.

now please stfu, and stop wishing me well and acting like you care if i succeed in this business or not.

you always come in blindly defending aaron because you think hes your IN to the inside circle of cool people here or some shit... good luck with that.

comments like i just quoted right now, show that even though i proved aaron was lying and that his word doesn't mean shit, you still defend him.

Son, think about this... was I defending Aaron or pointing out what a whiney little bitch you are?

You had every opportunity to have your "problem" made right, much of it by me.

You're where you are because of you. not me, boy.

Stop blaming everyone around you, cease running your cock hole.

Again, best of luck in your future endeavors. :D

sonofsam · 07-09-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You had every opportunity to have your "problem" made right, much of it by me.

You're right... I could have made my problems go away, if i had listened to aaron and just lied and posted on gfy that i was mistaken and that i was wrong...

but my word and credibility is worth more to me then 3600US, punk.

Just remember your boy aaron already got caught flat out lying in this thread, claiming he didn't icq me... so just as he bullshit in the content drama, he bullshit here too....

and thanks for wishing me luck. I hope you fail miserably (but hey, at least i'm honest)

jonesy · 07-09-2005, 10:51 PM

fuck all this bullshit

post some vids of your blonde chickie man - she looked pretty good from the vid

NaughtyRob · 07-09-2005, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonesy

fuck all this bullshit

post some vids of your blonde chickie man - she looked pretty good from the vid

Pics will do.

CDSmith · 07-09-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

You're right... I could have made my problems go away, if i had listened to aaron and just lied and posted on gfy that i was mistaken and that i was wrong...

but my word and credibility is worth more to me then 3600US, punk.

Just remember your boy aaron already got caught flat out lying in this thread, claiming he didn't icq me... so just as he bullshit in the content drama, he bullshit here too....

and thanks for wishing me luck. I hope you fail miserably (but hey, at least i'm honest)

Close, you could have had it all fixed if you'd have quit your crying about it, apologized for going public like a putz, paid him the rest of what you owed him and be done with it.

Had you done that he would have issued you the license, and would have been more willing to exchange a portion of your content for stuff more suted to your project.

But you knew all that already, because I told you several times before this, yet here you are still trying to cloud the issue and sway people's opinions your way who may have not seen that thread.

And boy, it's easy to call someone a punk over the interweb, isn't it? Fun eh? :D

Like it is for several other keyboard tough guys here, my door is also always open to you too, boy.

iwantchixx · 07-09-2005, 11:22 PM

I nailed sam's gf.

Well it was actually my hand.

but still.

She's hawt.

StuartD · 07-09-2005, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I dunno any ways to fake ICQ history.
I vote its authentic.

Seriously? Do you know how hard it is for me to change my icq name to AaronM? And if I do, guess what name it will store in people's icq history when I talk to them....

There are plenty of ways to fake an icq log.

Not saying that it was or was not fake.... I have no idea. But seriously, an icq conversation is easy to fake. Hell, I have more than one computer. I could use 2 icq #'s and have a conversation with myself all day long... one using my name and one using anyone else's name and make it seem like it was some very good drama.

Then I just call up the icq log on the computer using my name and presto.. I have undeniable proof.

Again, I'm not saying that Aaron never said those things, I'm no fortune telling swami he witch..... I'm just saying that a video of clicking on an icq history is not concrete proof of anything.

demented · 07-09-2005, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

:instead he is pulling some keyboard judo shit..

CDSmith · 07-10-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I'm no fortune telling swami he witch....

Liar.

........

Chio The Pirate · 07-10-2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

Seriously? Do you know how hard it is for me to change my icq name to AaronM? And if I do, guess what name it will store in people's icq history when I talk to them....

There are plenty of ways to fake an icq log.

Not saying that it was or was not fake.... I have no idea. But seriously, an icq conversation is easy to fake. Hell, I have more than one computer. I could use 2 icq #'s and have a conversation with myself all day long... one using my name and one using anyone else's name and make it seem like it was some very good drama.

Then I just call up the icq log on the computer using my name and presto.. I have undeniable proof.

Again, I'm not saying that Aaron never said those things, I'm no fortune telling swami he witch..... I'm just saying that a video of clicking on an icq history is not concrete proof of anything.

YARGH! But the number appears too. When he pulls up the actual ICQ message in question an ICQ # shows (130823758). Is it Aaron's?

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