An astrologer is suing NASA for crashing into that comet.. - GoFuckYourself.com

bhutocracy · 07-05-2005, 10:07 PM

"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."

HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

nofx · 07-05-2005, 10:08 PM

I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

baddog · 07-05-2005, 11:12 PM

Now I know why I cut my finger, damn NASA

bllott · 07-05-2005, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."

HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

Zprogramz · 07-05-2005, 11:14 PM

It takes all kinds

z

abyss_al · 07-05-2005, 11:15 PM

...if she wins.... im suing the gov't for all the stress their idiocy causes

bllott · 07-05-2005, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy

"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."

HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

now many rublles is that ? i don't think they have that many in russian like 300 000 000 000 000 000 000 rubbles?
hahahahha

UniversalPass Pete · 07-05-2005, 11:17 PM

Vitasoy · 07-05-2005, 11:32 PM

haha you got to be kidding me

BIGTYMER · 07-06-2005, 12:11 AM

That lady is crazy as hell.

dozey · 07-06-2005, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

on the other hand, people who think astrology is more than just fairytale bullshit piss me off too.

DWB · 07-06-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dozey

on the other hand, people who think astrology is more than just fairytale bullshit piss me off too.

How do we know it's not? I'm not saying it is but we really don't know. Astrology could be the end all be all and we overlook it.

alec · 07-06-2005, 05:55 AM

I'll support her on her case. I think my star sign was greatly affected by that foolish experiment..lol

Corleone · 07-06-2005, 06:00 AM

Devils_Child · 07-06-2005, 07:14 AM

I heard about that, how crazy is that, I just can't see why in the world anyone would try to sue over that... She was on cnn this morning. I thought what a dumbass

crockett · 07-06-2005, 07:18 AM

I'm going to sue that dumb hoe for the Mir crashing into the ocean..

TheLegacy · 07-06-2005, 07:47 AM

NASA's legal teams reply: The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few

Proof: Just how many people got laid that day that otherwise may not have vs. her deformed horoscope.

I rest my case.

pradaboy · 07-06-2005, 09:31 AM

Unbelievable, I wonder how people think of this stuff!?

RuthB · 07-06-2005, 09:33 AM

everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame eh

crazy!

Doctor Dre · 07-06-2005, 09:34 AM

That woman didn't get fucked in 10 years

Seriously ... I wish she wins cauz crashing into that commet was pretty much useless

loverboy · 07-06-2005, 09:36 AM

she should probably stop the crack lol

The Ghost · 07-06-2005, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

I sure the fuck hope not.

NASA $ = Taxpayer $

JFK · 07-06-2005, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alec

I'll support her on her case. I think my star sign was greatly affected by that foolish experiment..lol

mine as well..........it impacted my whole universe..........

Fresh · 07-06-2005, 11:17 AM

It would be great to see this turn into a class action lawsuit

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	An astrologer is suing NASA for crashing into that comet.. "A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope. Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports. "It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia." HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

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