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bhutocracy 07-05-2005 10:07 PM

An astrologer is suing NASA for crashing into that comet..
 
"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."



HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

nofx 07-05-2005 10:08 PM

I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

baddog 07-05-2005 11:12 PM

Now I know why I cut my finger, damn NASA

bllott 07-05-2005 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy
"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."



HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zprogramz 07-05-2005 11:14 PM

It takes all kinds

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abyss_al 07-05-2005 11:15 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


...if she wins.... im suing the gov't for all the stress their idiocy causes

bllott 07-05-2005 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhutocracy
"A Russian astrologer is suing NASA for crashing a probe into a comet on Monday, claiming it has distorted her horoscope.

Marina Bai is seeking $US300 million ($402 million) in damages, saying the probe's impact on Comet Tempel 1 has violated her "life and spiritual values", the BBC reports.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and associated ephemera will change after the explosion, which interferes with my practice of astrology and deforms my horoscope," Ms Bai told Izvestia."



HHAHAHahhahahahah I wish they missed and crashed it into her.

now many rublles is that ? i don't think they have that many in russian like 300 000 000 000 000 000 000 rubbles?
hahahahha

UniversalPass Pete 07-05-2005 11:17 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 07-05-2005 11:32 PM

haha you got to be kidding me

BIGTYMER 07-06-2005 12:11 AM

That lady is crazy as hell.

dozey 07-06-2005 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

on the other hand, people who think astrology is more than just fairytale bullshit piss me off too.

DWB 07-06-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dozey
on the other hand, people who think astrology is more than just fairytale bullshit piss me off too.

How do we know it's not? I'm not saying it is but we really don't know. Astrology could be the end all be all and we overlook it.

alec 07-06-2005 05:55 AM

I'll support her on her case. I think my star sign was greatly affected by that foolish experiment..lol

Corleone 07-06-2005 06:00 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Devils_Child 07-06-2005 07:14 AM

I heard about that, how crazy is that, I just can't see why in the world anyone would try to sue over that... She was on cnn this morning. I thought what a dumbass

crockett 07-06-2005 07:18 AM

I'm going to sue that dumb hoe for the Mir crashing into the ocean..

TheLegacy 07-06-2005 07:47 AM

NASA's legal teams reply: The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few

Proof: Just how many people got laid that day that otherwise may not have vs. her deformed horoscope.


I rest my case.

pradaboy 07-06-2005 09:31 AM

Unbelievable, I wonder how people think of this stuff!?

RuthB 07-06-2005 09:33 AM

everybody wants their 15 minutes of fame eh

crazy!

Doctor Dre 07-06-2005 09:34 AM

That woman didn't get fucked in 10 years

Seriously ... I wish she wins cauz crashing into that commet was pretty much useless

loverboy 07-06-2005 09:36 AM

she should probably stop the crack lol

:smokin

The Ghost 07-06-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
I hope she gets away with it

NASA = cock heads

I sure the fuck hope not.

NASA $ = Taxpayer $

JFK 07-06-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alec
I'll support her on her case. I think my star sign was greatly affected by that foolish experiment..lol

mine as well..........it impacted my whole universe.......... :disgust

Fresh 07-06-2005 11:17 AM

It would be great to see this turn into a class action lawsuit


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