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goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 07:13 PM

You have a pain in your neck, the doctor gives you pills for the pain and muscle relaxing pills as well.

Your mother shows up with a pink scarf for you to wear around your neck. It has magnets in it and it will help she tells you....

So would you do it?

She leaves...will you still wear it?

The next day would you put it back on?

I just need to know......

After Shock Media · 07-05-2005, 07:14 PM

Magnet therapy is bullshit!

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:14 PM

If it worked, yes. Pink is the new black.

Spunky · 07-05-2005, 07:16 PM

I would try it..some people swear by magnet therapy..maybe mothers do know best

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Magnet therapy is bullshit!

Not sure about that, my daughter used to use them for her migranes with some success.

After Shock Media · 07-05-2005, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not sure about that, my daughter used to use them for her migranes with some success.

It is all in her head then.
Seriously they do nadda.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

It is all in her head then.

Not sure, but I think that is the problem with all migranes

pornguy · 07-05-2005, 07:22 PM

Some strange things work for some people. Give it a try.

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

If it worked, yes. Pink is the new black.

I heard that orange is the new purple.

Magnet therapy.... first I've heard of it.

Machete_ · 07-05-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Magnet therapy is bullshit!

5 days ago there was a article in a science mag i get.. it actually helps on some things, studys have shown. The doctores cant tell why.. they cant figure it out and they have even tryed it on themself.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I heard that orange is the new purple.

Orange is the new red, purple is the new green . . . . at least that is how I heard it.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:38 PM

and yeah, after looking at it a couple times, I have come to the conclusion that I have spelled migraine wrong, twice

pxxx · 07-05-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not sure, but I think that is the problem with all migranes

LMAO, i thought i was the only that picked that up.

Barefootsies · 07-05-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

5 days ago there was a article in a science mag i get.. it actually helps on some things, studys have shown. The doctores cant tell why.. they cant figure it out and they have even tryed it on themself.

Never heard of it, but IF it works I would guess it's one of two things. Either it's all in the person's head, like the placebo, or, it has to do with the fact our bodies supposedly are, or have electrical signals running through them, and perhaps the magnets effect that in one way or another.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by pxxx

LMAO, i thought i was the only that picked that up.

No, I thought it looked wrong the first time, not really sure why I repeated it the second time.

slapass · 07-05-2005, 07:40 PM

y=1/x(squared)

This is how quickly the force degrades. Something to think about the next time you want to get excited about magnet therapy or power lines over head.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

it has to do with the fact our bodies supposedly are, or have electrical signals running through them, and perhaps the magnets effect that in one way or another.

Supposedly?

bawdy · 07-05-2005, 07:41 PM

magnet therapy is a crock... but doesnt mean that putting magnets on people doesnt help them feel better... aka the placebo effect

GigoloJustin · 07-05-2005, 07:46 PM

Fuck it, take a percocet!

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 07:48 PM

I plugged in my toaster near my bed and slept with it one night. Woke up feeling much better.

I call it the pop-tart effect. :D

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 07:48 PM

okay lets try this another way.....

Would you wear the pink scarf or pull the magnets out and put them in I don't know...blue bandana?

baddog · 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

okay lets try this another way.....

Would you wear the pink scarf or pull the magnets out and put them in I don't know...blue bandana?

A blue bandana would be kind of gay. Blue is the new pink.

sniperwolf · 07-05-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I plugged in my toaster near my bed and slept with it one night. Woke up feeling much better.

I call it the pop-tart effect. :D

hmm that's new to me... I still love pink tho

MattO · 07-05-2005, 07:51 PM

My mother would know not to dare give me such a thing.

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 08:03 PM

She also brought these magnet balls...yes I said it...MAGNET BALLS. Spiked even....

hmmm

anyway, she said to leave them in the container and rub them on his neck. Telling me this like I'm going to rub them on his neck. 20 years and she doesn't have a fucking clue.....

baddog · 07-05-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

She also brought these magnet balls...yes I said it...MAGNET BALLS. Spiked even....

hmmm

anyway, she said to leave them in the container and rub them on his neck. Telling me this like I'm going to rub them on his neck. 20 years and she doesn't have a fucking clue.....

Okay, now that was funny

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

She also brought these magnet balls...yes I said it...MAGNET BALLS. Spiked even....

hmmm

anyway, she said to leave them in the container and rub them on his neck. Telling me this like I'm going to rub them on his neck. 20 years and she doesn't have a fucking clue.....

Just agree, nod and smile... and think about which nursing home you'll be locking her away in soon. :D

Barefootsies · 07-05-2005, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Supposedly?

Correct.

I do not know enough about the electrical signals, and the medical research on such things to speak matter of fact about it. So I defer to those who have a bit more knowledge about such things. Both electrical signals, and magnets.

I wasn't trying to be sarcastic, just taking a guess on the matter.

kowntafit · 07-05-2005, 08:06 PM

This is a fucking funny thread.

chadglni · 07-05-2005, 08:09 PM

I'd rather wear magnets than shove a handful of pills, that are on the market only because they make someone rich, down my throat.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Correct.

I do not know enough about the electrical signals, and the medical research on such things to speak matter of fact about it. So I defer to those who have a bit more knowledge about such things. Both electrical signals, and magnets.

I wasn't trying to be sarcastic, just taking a guess on the matter.

your neurological system is highly electrical

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 08:26 PM

I missed something.... what is it that magnets are supposed to be curing?

Would they ease the discomfort of blueballs?

I bet there's a fortune to be made in magnetic underwear...

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Just agree, nod and smile... and think about which nursing home you'll be locking her away in soon. :D

Really I like her, she is strange and definitely nuts....

I had to have the most fucked up look on my face when she was telling me to massage his neck with those balls.....

And it wasn't because they are magnet balls....it was the fact that she thought I would massage his neck.

I don't go near him when he is grouchy. Fuck that.

baddog · 07-05-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

Really I like her, she is strange and definitely nuts....

I had to have the most fucked up look on my face when she was telling me to massage his neck with those balls.....

And it wasn't because they are magnet balls....it was the fact that she thought I would massage his neck.

I don't go near him when he is grouchy. Fuck that.

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I missed something.... what is it that magnets are supposed to be curing?

Would they ease the discomfort of blueballs?

I bet there's a fortune to be made in magnetic underwear...

I think there should be Cum Pills, for Cum flavors. The new white chocolate...

The next time she wants you to go to the store for chocolate, just pull down your pants and let her go to town

MattO · 07-05-2005, 08:32 PM

Some links:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/q...&dopt=Abstract
CONCLUSION: Exposure to static magnets for up to 30 minutes had the same effect on resting forearm blood flow and vascular resistance as placebo magnets. These data suggest that static magnets do not result in significant alterations in resting blood flow.

http://www.ncahf.org/digest02/02-38.html
Magnet study contradicts "increased circulation" claim.

http://www.stats.org/record.jsp?type=oped&ID=51
Magnet therapy? Puh-leeze

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

I don't go near him when he is grouchy. Fuck that.

Whack him in the shins with a bat. He'll forget all about his neck right quick.

It'll cure that grouch problem he's been having as well. :D

CDSmith · 07-05-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

I think there should be Cum Pills, for Cum flavors. The new white chocolate...

The next time she wants you to go to the store for chocolate, just pull down your pants and let her go to town

I hope you didn't think I was referring to me. I haven't had blue balls in over 8 years, maybe nine.

I was thinking of all the loot to be made from selling magnetic fruit of the looms.

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Whack him in the shins with a bat. He'll forget all about his neck right quick.

It'll cure that grouch problem he's been having as well. :D

That reminds me when I was 16 and he slammed my thumb in the car door he laughed and offered to stomp on my toe.

I may have to try the chin thing....

Digibucks · 07-05-2005, 09:01 PM

if it wont hurt me, why not

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I hope you didn't think I was referring to me. I haven't had blue balls in over 8 years, maybe nine.

I was thinking of all the loot to be made from selling magnetic fruit of the looms.

And you don't think there is loot in white chocolate cum pills?

baddog · 07-05-2005, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by goodgirl

And you don't think there is loot in white chocolate cum pills?

I take it you like white chocolate. I thought you would like cum flavored chocolate.

james_hunk · 07-05-2005, 09:32 PM

i don't mind it as long as it won't hurt me..

Barefootsies · 07-05-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

your neurological system is highly electrical

Thanks for the follow up B.D..

I had heard bits and pieces about it. Both from your nervous system, heart, and so on. But had never done, or read much on it beyond hearing about it here, and there. It definately makes sense.

Back on topic, haven't a clue how magnets would effect this, but if it helps those "who believe", so be it. I've heard a lot of things about herbs, and other stuff as well over the years, but I am not one for taking pills period. Including aspirin, or simple pain pills. But if all these things can help someone, especially with migranes, I can't fault them.

goodgirl · 07-05-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I take it you like white chocolate. I thought you would like cum flavored chocolate.

I like milk chocolate...not big on white chocolate....

Just for some reason milk chocolate cum sounds scary

riddler · 07-05-2005, 09:57 PM

as After Shock Media said, ITS BULL SHIT!

tony286 · 07-05-2005, 10:49 PM

I prefer good old fashioned drugs lol

jscott · 07-05-2005, 10:55 PM

c0incidence you are asking about this, since i have a similar pain in my neck ever since i slept on the couch about a week ago

it's still hurts and is sore

alec · 07-06-2005, 05:15 AM

I don't beleive on that therapeutical way man.

goodgirl · 07-06-2005, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jscott

c0incidence you are asking about this, since i have a similar pain in my neck ever since i slept on the couch about a week ago

it's still hurts and is sore

Pink scarf and magnets should fix that, try it for a week. If not, at least you will look pretty all week

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